One of my coworkers said today is her thirty second birthday.

I asked her how she could possibly get anything done in such a short amount of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Hope it's not too hot.

So I am at lunch with a bunch of coworkers for a birthday lunch. We are eating Thai food and I ordered hot. One of the women at the table says "I hope it's not too hot" as my food comes out to which I responded "it can't be. It's not even steaming" many groans by the women at the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woodman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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What have I become???

Coworker is slicing some cheese for another coworker's birthday. She puts the cheese in the freezer.

Me: If you want to put the cheese in the fridge, there is a lot of open space in the 5th floor fridge.

Coworker: I'm just putting it in the freezer to cool off.

Me: I suppose you're doing that because it would be easier to cut?

Coworker: Yeah

Me: Yeah, I figured. I worked at restaurant for 7 years, but that is not how I know so much about cutting the cheese. heh heh heh

TL;DR: Fart Joke

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2014
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