Covid Positive Puns

It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.

He said he had a Saturday Night Fever.

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Officials are going to let him slide

After checking the news, maybe I should rephrase this to let her slide

Tent in Quarantino

The news went viral.

Guess you could say that it was a close shave

My dad wanted to know about my uncle-bodies.

So I guess she wasn’t sick of me?

Would you please just let everything blow over first..

Edit/update:

First let me say that we fortunately weathered the storm well, some damage, not major.

I grew up with a humorous dad, and I appreciate how humor can alleviate stress. Most of you "got it", some of you didn't, some (few) were offended.

I grew up with a dad who taught me the appreciation of MAS*H where Hawkeye Pierce made jokes and quips in a horrible environment (war).

My dad even joked when he got Covid-19, a serious issue at his age, he first told me saying "I tested positive.. I'm pregnant"

That said I want to say Thank You to those that got it.

Riding out a hurricane is a scary and anxiety ridden experience. Each time you commented you made me smile, chuckle and sometimes laugh. It brought a bright spot to an otherwise scary night, if only for a moment it would take my mind off of the raging wind and rain at my door each of the hundreds of times my phone notification went off as this post "blew" up! I can only hope it did the same for others who appreciate humor the way that my dad taught me to.

Thanks r/dadjokes

Godspeed to those still battling this storm and those that will battle the results in the days and weeks to come.

As Jimmy Buffet once said "If we couldn't laugh we'd all go insane"

The last words my Uncle told me was to simply "Be Positive", I will remember those words for the rest of my life. My Uncle was very wise.

First one was positive for covid, the second one had laryngitis, next one a smoker’s cough and the last one had a sore throat…

I think they were the Four hoarse men of the apocalypse.

Next morning, I tested positive for Covid.