A list of puns related to "Couples Costumes"
Her: "This costume is my first choice. But I got this sexy Bee costume just in case the other one doesn't look right"
Me: "So would you say that your back-up costume is your plan Bee?"
So I'm going as Disgust from Inside Out for Halloween this year. It is something my daughter will love and it's easy enough to just dress up in green. I've known for over a month now.
But earlier today, the day before Halloween, my man decides to tell me he wants to do a couples costume from Twin Peaks. I get frustrated and say, "Why? You've known for a while I'm going as disgust. I have it all planned."
He replies, "Really babe, I don't remember this being something we ever... discussed."
My inner Anger is enraged.
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