Counting Stars Puns

A list of puns related to "Counting Stars"

You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:

"Where the fuck is my roof?"

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👤︎ u/LucasAllenSimms
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Total miss

I was watching curious George with the family last night and he was counting stars, 10 stars and 10 rows 100!

Teenage daughter: 11 x 11=122 12 x 12 =144

Me: that's gross

Everyone else in the room: no reaction, nothing, not even a look. I had to explain what was probably my best dad joke ever. FML

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👤︎ u/radarrays
📅︎ Apr 01 2018
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