#10 Why does a tiger tell the truth? Because he isn't a lion. #9 If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats! #8 Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark! #7 What is cleverer than a talking cat? A spelling bee! #6 What is a cat's favorite TV show? The evening mews! #5 Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens! #4 Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted. #3 What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss. #2 What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show! #1 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big, furry creature that purrs while it sits on you
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure... So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter. The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
She started tapping on it to feel how much air was being trapped and our kitten started hitting it too.
Her: dying of laughter
Me: "Why are you laughing? He's going to puncture the plastic."
Her: "Because... He's a copy cat!"
