A list of puns related to "Congratulations Candy"
Yessss I spend all my flux on my shadow sword and with 1 hour on the sky realm
I don't think the loot collect level 5 shadow gear and getting Penta forged shadow soul is worth it it's way better to buy them from the player marketplace and I spend the other half of my flux on purfying dragon flames I ran out of flux to buy the radiant shards so I had to go to sky realm and farm radiant shards blah blah blah and I got a radiant gear
Was diagnosed mid-October at 11.6 and today I had a test that came back at 5.2
Writer's note: Welcome back everyone, Happy MLK day. Arc 3 begins.....NOW!
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The first few days of the journey to the capital were uneventful for James and the group. On the second day they arrived at Portview. James hadn't gotten to see too much of the place the last time they'd been here. He'd been busy trying to heal up, and too preoccupied watching over Amina, to get out of the healer's home. But now that they were both back on their feet, James found that he liked the small lumber town.
When they arrived one of the children playing outside ran into town letting everyone know that they'd returned. Within minutes the townsfolk had stopped what they were doing and had gathered around the party. They gave the drakes a wide berth, but as soon as James and Amina hopped off Steve's back they were mobbed by townsfolk.
Word had spread quickly about what had happened the last time they were here. Almost a dozen people had gone missing from Portview due to the Grabber Clan's activities. The people of the town hadn't known what was happening, and attempts to find the missing people had come up with nothing. But in the aftermath of the battle remains, and belongings had been found that had finally given the town closure on its missing citizens.
The town mayor and a few of its other wealthy parties put together a banquet in honor of the members of the party. Several of the families in town even offered to put them up for the night, though they politely declined in favor of staying at the town's Tavern.
A large bonfire was lit, tables were lined up in a circle around it, and several large beasts were skewered and began roasting. The tavern, a small place called the Axeman's Alehouse brought out several large casks of, go figure, Ale. A small troupe of musicians took up instruments and began playing.
Amina, ever the princess, raised a toast to the people of the town for taking them in, as well as the members of the guard that had taken up residence afterwards. She also raised a toast to the town healer, thanking him for saving their lives. Kela chimed in to add her thanks and congratulations. James just sat back and watched the two of them be the leaders that he knew they were. They
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Iβm 32, Iβve been pregnant 2 times before and I miscarried 2 times. The last one this recent as September 2021. Youβd have to imagine my surprise when I found out I was pregnant just a week ago and Iβm 7 weeks pregnant. The morning sickness, Iβve never experienced this. Even with the other ones. To be honest, Iβm struggling and burping all day and canβt eat or poop but I am pregnant and Iβm excited. My family isnβt really excited for me, Iβm the last of my siblings to have children. My friends wonβt be excited, I donβt have too many friends with childrenβ¦as a matter of fact, all of my friends older than 35 donβt have children yet. Anyway, Iβm happy but I want to share this exciting news with someone.
Thanks for reading.
Yo! IΒ΄m doing another giveaway. This time on shiny deino & shiny trubbish & shiny spearow & shiny Spiritomb.How to join: Guess the amount of candy I have for the shiny you want to win. (In the same comment, only 1 comment per person) You can guess on more then 1 pokemon tho. Happy Christmas & goodluck!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
DΓ©jΓ vu.
Noun.
A feeling of already experiencing the present situation.
βA feeling of DΓ©jΓ vuβ
I suppose you could call it that.
Thereβs no other word I can use to describe the sensation. It was like waking up from a trance; waves of crushing water knocking the breath from my lungs, bringing along the realization that Iβd already been through this. What I was seeingβwhat was blurred in my vision β was red. It was dripping, wet and cold on my skin, staining the tips of my fingers. When I risked a look down, it was spattered on the smooth white porcelain of the faucetβdroplets spotting the ground at my feet. It was the most mesmerizing shade, one that I could barely believe existed. I love all shades of red. They each bare a part of me, bringing me back to memories of my childhood, of sticky candy apples glued to a stick and paint staining the tips of my fingers. This one wasnβt quite candy-apple red, or even fingerpaint red.
The color was sharp, attacking my senses and sending them into overdrive. I took two steady breaths and held out my palms in front of me, staring down at gory decoration that could be likened to a surgeonβs gloves mid-operation. I wasnβt wearing gloves though. In my rush Iβd stupidly forgotten to put them on.Β So my hands had paid the price. The girlβs bathroom had momentarily become my own personal canvas in my trance and I was starting to realize Iβd made a mistake. Maybe even a suspension level mistake. I wasnβt thinking about the possibility of getting suspended, or anything trivial, really.
I was thinking about how familiar the red had felt on my hands. Like it had been there beforeβand in that so-called before it hadnβt been quite so cold, dancing across my fingertips.
I could feel it, practically sense it. The red had been warm.
It had felt so real, almost like it belonged, like it was part of me, slicking my palms sticky and wet.
I didnβt hear the door to the girlβs bathroom open.
If I did, I might have had a chance to try ducking into a stall. Instead, I was staring down at the faucet filled to the brim in front of meβred tinged water lapping around sparkling porcelain. I had to wash off the redβthat was my first thought. I had to get it off my hands, and fast. And yet, my body was still frozen. Part of me liked the way it painted me. I was its canvas. Not just the mirror and the faucet and the marble tiles sticking to my bare solesβme. Iβd never grown out of my liking for the color and that was evident when Mrs Jar
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Match Costs (osuplus ?):
United States | Germany | ||
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im a fancy lad | 1.988 | WhiteCat | 2.298 |
Utami | 1.669 | Dustice | 1.637 |
Tekkito | 1.621 | criller | 1.571 |
Aireu | 1.473 | okinamo | 1.243 |
fieryrage | 1.384 | Risiing | 1.040 |
DigitalHypno | 1.258 | hallowatcher | 0.864 |
Aricin | 0.693 | Umbre | 0.715 |
Exarch | 0.630 | khz | 0.636 |
Bans:
United States
NM5 | AAAA vs. Frums - beepbit * futures [fast * forward]
DT2 | Nightwish - Sacrament of Wilderness [Insane (OWC)]
Germany
HD2 | Cranky - Bestrafung [Schmerzen im Handgelenk]
NM6 | ARM - Rhododendron [wacky]
###Map 1 (picked by United States)
####HR3 | tarolabo - eth ken [Arcane OWC]
2:12 β 126 BPM β 6.96β β 1,067x
United States | Score | Accuracy | Combo | Miss |
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Utami | 794,872 | 94.37% | 956x | 0 |
im a fancy lad | 724,165 | 96.78% | 806x | 1 |
DigitalHypno | 597,929 | 94.24% | 747x | 2 |
fieryrage | 566,658 | 94.91% | 723x | 4 |
Germany | Score | Accuracy | Combo | **Miss |
I've been trying to write about this concept for so long, I've honestly no idea where to start. I figure asking around might help, so here goes
So, most of us are familiar with the Donkey Kong Country series. Diddy and Donkey Kong taking on King K. Rool's army with Cranky, Funky and Candy in tow, all offering unique perspectives and services to help you out. Cue Donkey Kong Land, for lack of a better term, a tech demo. NONE of these characters appear, and the game boils down to pass some levels, beat bosses and win yay. Without the support cast, there's no...personality. The world feels quiet. You just go through the motions and win. Congratulations.
Conversely, the original Pokemon games have The Power Plant and Cerulean Cave, no one is around to talk to, so you get these empty shells of stages that give off a sense of foreboding. Coupled with the Pokemon screeches at the end, both Zapdos and Mewtwo give you a sense of danger you can't escape from, and a darkness that no one but you will stand up to.
We hope each and every one of you had a happy holiday! While it can be tough to transition back to normal life after celebrating with others, lets jump back a little bit and celebrate some amazing posts from December.
u/Sanctimonius_Cow fit the season perfectly with a festive Heidi! All the colors are, of course, perfect, and the shots are unique and very satisfying to look at.
Speaking of great shots, u/CharCharMan1 used posing and location to craft a super cyberpunk Burning Wolf showcase. Nothing much to say, it speaks for itself that it looks really really cool!
u/WhipDipp hit us with even more cyberpunk style with a very cool Harlowe. It's a clever match of a couple rarely-used items, and it turned out magnificently!
Congratulations to our winners! As usual, each one will receive a special flair (and accompanying discord role) for this month, a token to show our appreciation for their work. January has already seen some tough contenders, so make sure to bring your A-game this month!
If you're looking for a different kind of challenge, we recently kicked off our Foodie Frenzy theme design! Show how gourmet of a combo you can make to everyone! As the resident Beef Boss mod, I'll definitely be savoring each and every entry.
Every day we get amazing posts from a wide variety of community members, and not all of them get the appreciation they deserve. We'd like to recognize all of you with a collage featuring the best (or your favorite) post you made in 2021. The end result of all of your posts together will look something like this...
The basic idea, posts used were all of my combos from 2021
To submit your own po
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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
#Can you believe I wrote a new header for every one of these threads?
Hello there my wonderful children, my underrated [FRESH] family, here we are at last! The 28th and final installment of Underrated [FRESH] Threads!
I didnβt expect us to go this far, but Iβm so glad that we did. I never had a set plan for when I was going to end this series but after missing a month while hosting the East Asian Pop Royalty Rate I never got back into the groove of it and seeing as there are some big changes in my life coming up I figured the new year was as good a time as any to close this chapter of popheads history.
I started this series because I wanted to provide a space for users to just talk about music they felt was slipping under the radar, and while we've never been the most popular I think we accomplished that. Gathering these songs, doing these write-ups, hearing everyone's thoughts, even making those stupid playlist covers, it was all something I really looked forwards to every month but also it was a decent amount of work so now I get to rest lol
Even if I didn't love every song posted here I love that someone felt the need to share it, and speaking about something you love is always worth it no matter what the end goal is. I appreciate everyone who's participated over the years, Iβm too shy to name drop names but to those regular participants, I see you and I thank you for sharing this experience and this music with me.
And now, some assorted stats to close us out! In the 27 months itβs been running Underrated [FRESH] Threads has hosted:
142 videos
189 songs
152 albums/EPs
That means users wrote 483 blurbs!
470 unique artists (Full list here, there are some... surprising names)
And special congratulations to Magdalena Bay, who were featured in the very first installment of these threads and close out the series with the most appearances of any artist (5). They're too big for us now though!
And that's all I have! Stay [FRESH] folks.
#How this thread works:
In the comments below, link to [FRESH] threads posted ANY TIME that you feel very strongly about, with the genre in parentheses beside it (however you describe it). Also include a little blurb as well where you try to sell the song to potential listeners. They'll be edited into the post.
Preferably it would look something like this:
> (Genre) Artist Name - Song Title: Description
> (Energetic Bubblegum Pop)
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