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I couldn’t go far, as it was private property, but I did see it. It was a deer. How this happened, I’m not sure. This brought my right to a deer. I got about 30ft away before it ran off.

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Day 3 of the 2021 draft is over.

Who won? Who lost? Who reached? Who got a steal?

Round 4 Picks

I've worked on this beast for a month.

If you just want to see who I have your team taking, I will be having each team's draft at the bottom of the post.

Disclaimer: There are no trades. Some picks (such as Trey Lance to Washington) will obviously require Washington to trade up, but that gets too messy.

I'll engage with the replies as much as I can, but anyone being a douche isn't getting a response. Try to be thoughtful with your responses. I hope you can at least see that I've put in a lot of work.

Let's have some fun.

ROUND ONE

1.01 JAX Trevor Lawrence, QB, Clemson / He's the guy.

1.02 NYJ Zach Wilson, QB, BYU / It seems like Wilson is a lock here.

1.03 SF Justin Fields, QB, Ohio State / I don't buy the Mac Jones smoke screen.

1.04 ATL Kyle Pitts, TE, Florida / Pitts is the best player available.

1.05 CIN Penei Sewell, OT, Oregon / I love the idea of Chase reuniting with Burrow, but Sewell can be a special OT.

1.06 MIA Ja'Marr Chase, WR, LSU / Chase is WR1 and gives Tua an elite weapon.

1.07 DET Jaylen Waddle, WR, Alabama / The Lions receiving corps has been utterly slashed this offseason.

1.08 CAR Rashawn Slater, OT, Northwestern / Slater is probably the most versatile offensive lineman in the draft.

1.09 DEN Alijah Vera-Tucker, G, USC / CONTROVERSIAL PICK ALERT. I love AVT, and I think he can play either guard or tackle.

1.10 DAL Jaelan Phillips, DE, Miami (FL) / I get why people have Surtain here, but Jerry Jones loves him freaky DEs who have huge boom or bust potential.

1.11 NYG Micah Parsons, LB, Penn State / The Giants could use a thumper in their front seven.

1.12 PHI Jaycee Horn, CB, South Carolina / Even with Surtain still on the board, I think that the Eagles stay with Horn.

1.13 LAC Patrick Surtain II, CB, Alabama / The Chargers have a few needs, but Surtain is the best player available.

1.14 MIN Jayson Oweh, DE, Penn State / It looks like the league is high on Oweh because of his freaky athleticism.

1.15 NE Mac Jones, QB, Alabama / The Pats will probably have to trade up for Jones, but we won't do that in this mock.

1.16 ARI Christian Barmore, DT, Alabama / I liked the picks of Leki Fotu and Rashard Lawrence last year, but I think Barmore is a massive upgrade.

1.17 LV Liam Eichenberg, OT, Notre Dame / I saw someone on Twitter say that Eichenberg to the Raiders is a lock at 17, and at first I dismissed it. As I got to thinking about it, it's a c

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The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

I would have a daughter

The D2 championship has the same basic structure as D1: several regionals feeding into the nationals, which are part stroke play and part match play (however, it's medal match play). But there are some quirks due to the D2 regionalization model.

In all D2 sports, every school and conference is assigned to a region, and is only competing against other teams in that region for postseason berths. In men's golf there are 8 regions (West, South Central, Central, Midwest, South, Southeast, Atlantic, East), each with 2 or 3 conferences and an allocation of 8 places in an NCAA regional (down from 10 this year due to COVID). But wait – rather than have 8 separate regionals, the regions are paired up into 4 super regionals. The super regionals are the same every year: West/South Central, Central/Midwest, South/Southeast, Atlantic/East. Each has a field equally divided between the two regions, but they're all competing for the same few spots in nationals. This year 4 will advance from each super regional, making 16 total in nationals, but usually there are 20 in nationals with more places being given to super regionals that performed better at nationals the previous year (reset to 5 apiece every third year).

All regionals are May 6–8.

#Atlantic/East Location: Lake View Country Club, North East, Pennsylvania Mercyhurst

Atlantic:

• Mercyhurst Jack Angelucci
• California (PA) Tyler Kipp
• Fairmont State Marco Oliverio

East:

But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

You officially hit rock bottom

No it doesn't.

And then you will all be sorry.

Now it’s syncing.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

#Welcome to the 2021 NFL Draft hosted in /r/nfl

Much like last year we will be creating multiple threads throughout the process. Each day of the draft will have 2 dedicated posts - one open discussion thread where selection spoilers are allowed and a broadcast thread where spoilers are not allowed. Violating the spoiler restrictions in the broadcast thread will result in a temporary ban for the duration of the draft. A live thread will accompany all of these threads and remain actively updated throughout the entire draft.

Each selection will also have an individual thread posted by /u/nfl_mod. Please do not attempt to post these yourself - submissions will be locked. After the draft days end, submissions will be re-opened.

Should important news arise during the draft, this can still be submitted, but will have to await moderator approval. Message the moderators if something you submitted isn't showing.

As each day finishes, the threads for the day will be locked, as new ones go up. The individual selection threads will not be locked at any point. This thread is just a hub to direct discussion to the appropriate threads, and so will remain locked for the duration of the draft.

College Stats by Sports Reference

Returning this year is our colaboration with Sports Reference who have graciously supplied us with College Stats for our draft cards. Check out their subreddit and of course their website which is a great and flexible source of stats for the NFL, college football - and more. Huge thanks for helping us out once again.

##2021 NFL Draft live thread

##Day 1 Discussion Threads

• Day 1 Spoiler Free Draft Discussion thread
• Day 1 Open Draft Discussion thread (spoilers allowed)
• Day 1 Post-draft Discussion thread

##Day 2 Discussion Threads

• Day 2 Spoiler Free Draft Discussion thread
• Day 2 Open Draft Discussion thread (spoilers allowed)
• Day 2 Post-draft Discussion thread

##Day 3 Discussion Threads

• [Day 3 Spoiler Free Draft Discussion thread](https://ww

Alabama: 10

Ohio State: 10

Georgia: 9

Notre Dame: 9

Florida: 8

Michigan: 8

LSU: 7

Kentucky: 6

Penn State: 6

Pitt: 6

BYU: 5

Clemson: 5

Missouri: 5

North Carolina: 5

oklahoma: 5

Oregon: 5

Stanford: 5

Texas: 5

UCF: 5

USC: 5

Auburn: 4

Cincinnati: 4

Duke: 4

Florida State: 4

Iowa: 4

Miami: 4

Oklahoma State: 4

South Carolina: 4

texas a&m: 4

Virginia Tech: 4

Washington: 4

Boston College: 3

Houston: 3

Northwestern: 3

Wisconsin: 3

Arizona: 2

Boise state: 2

Georgia tech: 2

Illinois: 2

Louisville: 2

Minnesota: 2

Mississippi State: 2

Nebraska: 2

Northern Iowa: 2

Ole Miss: 2

Oregon State: 2

Purdue: 2

SMU: 2

Syracuse: 2

TCU: 2

Texas Tech: 2

Tennessee: 2

Tulane: 2

UCLA: 2

Western Michigan: 2

NDSU: 2

App State: 1

Arizona state: 1

Arkansas: 1

Baylor: 1

Buffalo: 1

Cal: 1

Central Arkansas: 1

Central Missouri: 1

Charleston(WV): 1

Coastal Carolina 1

Colorado: 1

Concordia-St Paul: 1

East Carolina: 1

Indiana: 1

Iowa state: 1

Kansas state: 1

Louisiana: 1

Louisiana Tech: 1

Marshall: 1

Maryland: 1

Memphis: 1

Miami(OH): 1

NC State: 1

North Texas: 1

SDSU: 1

South Alabama 1

Tulsa: 1

UAB: 1

UMass: 1

Vanderbilt: 1

Wake Forest: 1

West Virginia: 1

Wisconsin-Whitewater: 1

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