Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?

Because it isn't a fan

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/talknoller
šŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I got a job waiting in line to buy concert tickets for people.

It is a long standing commitment.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/youtellmebob
šŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Tickets to what concert cost 45 cents?

50 cent ft. Nickelback

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/rookie_69
šŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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I just took an unsolicited phone call telling me I’d won either Ā£200 or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute concert.

They said to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/gr00veh0lmes
šŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Last weekend I had concert tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.

Unfortunately Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tsuggitt
šŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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People were looking for tickets at a concert by holding one finger in the air...as we passed I would look up.

One dude got it, thus validating what I was doing.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jamcan162
šŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2014
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My daughter is a huge fan of The Arctic Monkeys

But she wasn't such a fan of my joke.

(If they ever make a tour stop within 250 miles, I think I now owe her concert tickets...)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/GeckoDeLimon
šŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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Dads raffle cracker

So at a dance concert yesterday and they were doing a raffle. I bought 5 tickets and my sister across the table wrote my name on them. As she was passing them across to me, one feel in the dip on the table. Dad looks over and says "guess you got the lucky dip". Just terrible father.

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šŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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I got a ticket to a concert for 45 cents!

It was featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/chicken-littler
šŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Just bought concert tickets for 45 cents.....

Fifty cent ft Nickelback

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
šŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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