Color Grey Puns

A list of puns related to "Color Grey"

Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGogglesDo-Nothing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.

He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juggilinjnuggala
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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As a colour blind person, my favourite film is definitely Clockwork Magenta.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Got my wife yesterday

My wife got a new set of colored pencils and was excitedly showing off how many different colors there were. She asks me "Guess how many shades of grey there are?" Too easy. Me: (without looking up from my phone) About 50? Her: Groan and a glare in my direction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justindelora
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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