Have you seen this one?
“I dare you!”
“I double dare you!”
“Well I TRIPLE DARE you!”
I triple dare anyone to watch this ad and not want to triple dare those two grannies to shut the hell up.
I see commercials all the time. "Pay 25 dollars a month and get half a million in life insurance." How can that possibly work? There's got to be a catch, but what is it?
$9.95. What's my price? $9.95. What's my price?
It covers everything except acts of curiousity
It's the weekend so we can't call them to find out what amount exactly she was paying for, so that's why I'm asking here. I thought maybe one of you would know the answer to my question, which is...
I saw online that for some types of Colonial Penn insurances, you have to be paying in for at least 2 years before you can collect on a claim. For her, it's been less than one. Do you think this includes burial insurance? Online it said that if it hasn't been 2 years, then the premiums would be returned but that would only amount to a few hundred dollars, and her burial costs are in the thousands.
I know you don't know what kind of insurance she had, but any information you have would be very helpful.
Thanks.
Colonial Penn
Insurance Professional (IP): If you're looking to buy life insurance, remember the 3 Ps!
Office Worker: The three what?
Man at the Park: Huh?
Man in Line at the Liquor Store: Get to the damn point!
Older Lady in Someone's Kitchen: Wtf are you talking about, young man?
IP: The 3 Ps are Price, Price, and Price!
Man in Line at the Liquor Store: I don't have time for this.
Man at the Park: What?
IP: You can get life insurance for $9.99 a month!
Office Worker: I'm 56 and a former smoker. What's my price?
IP: $9.99!
Man at the Park: I'm 62 and a convicted felon. What's my price?
IP: $9.99!
Older Lady in Someone's Kitchen: I'm 85 and I've had several strokes. What's my price?
IP: $9.99!
Vet at Parade: I killed a Nazi at Anzio with a shovel. What's my price?!
IP: $9.99. Thank you for your service.
Man at the Park Again: You got any spare change?
IP: $9.99?
Horse Cop: Get back on the sidewalk! Right now!
IP: $9.99!
Astronaut: I am literally an astronaut. What's my price?
IP: $9.99!
7th Grader: What's the emergency phone number in the UK?
IP: 999!
Pub Trivia MC: What's the highest your temperature can get without it being considered a fever unless you're an infant?
IP: 99.9°
Satan: I own several insurance companies. What's my price?
IP: $6.66
Life insurance CEO of OneAmerica (a $100 billion insurance company) says deaths are up 40% among 18-64 yr olds. "Most of the claims for deaths being filed are not classified as COVID-19 deaths, Mr. Davison said." Deaths are up 40% to pre-pandemic levels which are "huge, huge numbers" and yet it's not COVID causing it they say. The only thing that has fundamentally changed since the pandemic is that COVID-19 exists and also most people took an experimental mRNA shot. Most injuries and deaths related to covid vaccines are classified as completely unrelated events.
Davison was one of several business leaders who spoke during the virtual news conference on Dec. 30 that was organized by the Indiana Chamber of Commerce.
https://newspress.com/indiana-life-insurance-ceo-says-deaths-are-up-40-among-people-ages-18-64/
I avoid checking my voicemail like the plague. Part of it is the annoying artificial voice and phone tree of my phone company, but I think a lot of it is my fear that it will be bad news or something burdensome to deal with. I much prefer email or text. That way I can rip the bandaid off of bad news and be done with it quicker.
How do you feel about checking your voicemail?
Like the title says. I’m technically obese and 32M with a 31F wife and a 7mo old daughter.
Good friend of mine died in a car accident at the fault of another driver. His wife and I had a discussion on what she should do with his life insurance money. This shook me up more than I thought.
I’ve $600k through work. But the likelihood of me dying while employed is smaller. So I need to get something external to take care of my wife and daughter.
Things to cover: Mortgage - $325k Car - $25k College - $300k (for current and 1-2 future children) Income replacement - $750k (102k/year) Total - $1.4m
Am I too high, too low? Am I rationally blowing this out of proportion? Was thinking about a 20-30 year term policy.
Any advice for this school up dad/husband would be appreciated.
I understand for house and car insurance most people don’t ever get paid out but they keep paying monthly so the company will always profit. But literally everyone dies. So every life insurance policy holder will eventually cash in their policy, right? I don’t understand how they make money. Is the profit margin on their monthly payments just that high? If you have a half-million policy it’s not likely you’d ever end up paying that much in monthly payments.
Got a good raise with the new job (they do not offer any coverage, the previous one was Vitality, but I never claimed and I think they're extortionate, like £100/month). So I thought I'll sort the insurance things myself.
What insurances I should be looking into?
- newly married
- barely under 40
- no kids
- no mortgage for now, but probs in 2 years
- no car
Is senior life insurance company an mlm? I ask because someone I know works for them and describes herself as an "agency owner" and many of her posts look like the copy/paste formula that MLMs use. The language of her posts and how she shares the "progress" and "success" of her team screams MLM, but Senior Life Insurance Company is not on the master MLM list on here and I can't seem to find an answer anywhere else. She also goes on "retreats" where she praises her "mentor" and "teammates." She also is involved in another MLM for weight loss/fitness/healthy lifestyle so it seems she would be involved in another one. So, what's the verdict?
Life insurance CEO of OneAmerica (a $100 billion insurance company) says deaths are up 40% among 18-64 yr olds. "Most of the claims for deaths being filed are not classified as COVID-19 deaths, Mr. Davison said." Deaths are up 40% to pre-pandemic levels which are "huge, huge numbers" and yet it's not COVID causing it they say. The only thing that has fundamentally changed since the pandemic is that COVID-19 exists and also most people took an experimental mRNA shot. Most injuries and deaths related to covid vaccines are classified as completely unrelated events.
Davison was one of several business leaders who spoke during the virtual news conference on Dec. 30 that was organized by the Indiana Chamber of Commerce.
https://newspress.com/indiana-life-insurance-ceo-says-deaths-are-up-40-among-people-ages-18-64/
