Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?

Mango Lassie

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📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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The blank face of the vet said it all . . .

While getting a blood test for our dog the vet explained that she would ring us when the lab-test results came in. To which my dad promptly replied "Why are you running a LAB-test when she is a Corgi?"

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📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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Cauliflower

My 10 year old said,"Dad, who discovered cauliflower?.. and don't say Mr cauliflower or Mrs cauliflower or and member of the cauliflower family...!" (...Which of course I was about to)

So taken aback I said "it was a dog called flower. He was a collie". Best I could do in a tight spot!

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📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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What did the fruit-loving dog feel when he was sad?

Melon-Collie.

(I made this one up.. melon = fruit, collie = dog..)

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📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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I visited a sheep farm yesterday and got to watch the collies working-

As the collies brought in a small batch, the farmer turned to me and said "All ten of em, safe and sound, good dogs!"
They sheep were standing in two groups, 4 + 4, and I was like
"But there's only eight of them..."
"Yeah but they got rounded up."

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📅︎ Oct 08 2016
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