A list of puns related to "College Tour Guide"
Tour guide: And did you know that if you live across from a cemetery, you can’t be buried there?
Me: What?? Why not?
Tour guide: Because you’re still alive!
Last Saturday, I took a tour of a small private college with my mom and a friend who is considering going there. At one point in the tour, the tour guide begins to discuss her humanities classes that she took. One of them in particular was a class on Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy, and she then began to mention her favorite part of the class was studying Inferno.
I then responded with, "Gee, I bet that was a hell of a class."
Groans and laughter then proceeded to consume the tour group, and the tour guide herself began to giggle.
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