A list of puns related to "Cole Name"
Brussel Sprouse.
Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??
Mom: cole rocks Dad: coal isnt a rock, honey.
And I shall name it Cole's law
The Denver Zoo just announced one of the sloths would be having a baby soon... I told my kids that there is only one best name for a sloth... Cole....
Their names where Jerry, Bryon, and Cole.
Jerry: You know what's Muphry's Law right? What can happen will happen?
Jerry: You know what Cole's Law is?
Bryon: Wait what's that?
Jerry: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.
Shoutout to /r/Squaredcirlce.
Background: my sister and I have a friend named Cole who spins fire on staffs and hoops as a performance art. "Burning" is short hand for spinning fire or performing with fire.
Sis: Tonight Cole is burning at Maker's square.
Me: Well its cleaner than oil.
She paused, facepalmed, I kept the sly smile.
My girlfriend is named Nicole, and I squeezed her butt. I said "I better Wash my hands before I get Nicole-i" (pronounced knee-cole-i as in E. coli)
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