Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite...

When I got home, I realized Iā€™d only picked seven up.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/harlienx900
šŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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You know what happened to the guy who chugged 8 Pepsis at once?

...He burped 7 up

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/chungus_wungus
šŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Wait for it !!
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Bongnazi
šŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
šŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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The greatest dad joke I've ever made

So a year or so back, my family is eating dinner at a restaurant that serves bottled soda. I'm drinking a Coke. Now, this is back in the day when the "Share a Coke" campaign was a huge deal, so mine said "Share a Coke with Juan."

After a few moments, my sister looks at me and says, "LinkRar, you need to share that with Juan." And without missing a beat, I quickly reply,

"But (sister name here), I have no JUAN to share it with."

My sister did not like it very much.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LinkRar
šŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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Soda Truck

My sister's dad dropped this gold on me while we were driving around. He saw a Coca Cola truck.

"So if he empties all of the soda from his truck, does that mean he's coked out? I wonder if he'd get canned for that."

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