Cofer Black Puns

source link: After 9/11, the CIA put into place Operation Greystone...Blackwater USA was formed in 1997...Cofer Black had a 28 year career in the CIA and was appointed to the CTC in 1999...was it all just a CIA Operation? (PNAC formed in 1997...Cofer Black became a Blackwater USA VP in 2005)

poster: smokinbluebear, original conspiracy link

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I made a bet with a friend before midnight hunt that meathook would be more than $20 two weeks after release (this Friday), to which he bet it would be under.

Short story short, I'm winning and seems like I have it in the bag, and he was supposed to buy me the card. Since it's so high and stock is so limited, we decided to call it and he owes me $25, so basically a card worth around that. If it's over I'll pay the difference.

What cards would you get I'd you had about $25-50 that you could only spend on 1 card? I've always wanted a [[necropotence]] since I play so much black, but I've been trying to figure out if other cards like [[cabal cofers]] or other lands might be better since they can go in more decks.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!