Co Sign Puns

Euclid: Now that I see you from this angle, I can see that there are really 2 sides of you but I have to conclude that you are actually quite a square.

Pythagoras: That's OK, I get that a lot, no hard feelings. Tell you what, if you ever need a bank loan, I'll sign it and you can co-sign it. Or am I going off on a tangent?

I could not remember the date when signing a form at work. When co-worker told me the date, I replied:

"It's hard to remember, it varies from day to day."

I got eyerolled.

(A bit of context first, but you can skip this paragraph if you want). An hour or so ago, I was playing a div 1 co-ed soccer game. Since our captain wasn't there, I was the one talking to the ref, signing the game sheet, providing the game ball, and all that. At some point during the game, one of our guys shot the ball and it rebounded off, giving us a corner. However, none of our guys were going to get the ball as if they thought it was the other team's ball. I yelled at my team "Guys, it's our corner!"

The ref turned to me and laughed, and said "They need to concentrate". I said "No kidding, huh?" He then turned to me with a pre-dadjoke smile and asked me "Why didn't the orange juice pass its exam? ... It couldn't concentrate."

It was in that moment that I knew this grey haired, bearded man was a father of at least one child. He didn't even look back for a reaction, he just turned with his dad smile, knowing full well that the joke has merit enough on its own regardless of a reaction.

A co-worker and I were driving our work van through Peculiar, Kansas. I pointed at the sign and said, "That town's name is a little strange."