I have a friend, who as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rodgers.
1957: Patricia Bredin - All
1958: DIDN’T PARTICIPATE
1959: Pearl Carr & Teddy Johnson - Sing Little Birdie
1960: Bryan Johnson - Looking High, High, High
1961: The Allisons - Are You Sure?
1962: Ronnie Carroll - Ring-A-Ding Girl
1963: Ronnie Carroll - Say Wonderful Things
1964: Matt Monro - I Love The Little Things
1965: Kathy Kirby - I Belong
1966: Kenneth McKellar - A Man Without Love
1967: Sandie Shaw - Puppet On A String
1968: Cliff Richard - Congratulations
1969: Lulu - Boom Bang-A-Bang
1970: Mary Hopkin - Knock, Knock (Who's There?)
1971: Clodagh Rodgers - Jack In The Box
1972: The New Seekers - Beg, Steal or Borrow
1973: Cliff Richard - Power To All Our Friends
1974: Olivia Newton-John - Long Live Love
1975: The Shadows - Let Me Be The One
1976: Brotherhood Of Man - Save Your Kisses For Me
1977: Lynsey De Paul & Mike Moran - Rock Bottom
1978: Co-Co - The Bad Old Days
1979: Black Lace - Mary Ann
1980: Prima Donna - Love Enough For Two
1981: Bucks Fizz - Making Your Mind Up
1982: Bardo - One Step Further
1983: Sweet Dreams - I'm Never Giving Up
1984: Belle and the Devotions - Love Games
1985: Vikki - Love Is…
1986: Ryder - Runner In The Night
1987: Rikki - Only The Light
1988: Scott Fitzgerald - Go
1989: Live Report - Why Do I Always Get It Wrong
1990: Emma - Give A Little Love Back To The World
1991: Samantha Janus - A Message To Your Heart
1992: Michael Ball - One Step Out Of Time
1993: Sonia - Better The Devil You Know
1994: Frances Ruffelle - We Will Be Free (Lonely Symphony)
1995: Love City Groove - Love City Groove
1996: Gina G - Ooh...Aah...Just A Little Bit
1997: Katrina And The Waves - Love Shine A Light
1998: Imaani - Where Are You?
1999: Precious - Say It Again
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
