“That’s a lemon tea my dear Watson”.
Where did my Glasgow
We have a one year old son who is learning to use a cup. Tonight he was on the porch, "drinking" some water wearing a new and adorable little Nike outfit. The shirt got soaked so I took it off and let him continue to "drink" from his cup. Well of course he eventually dumped it on the floor.
So Dad is sitting there and he tells me to "just wipe it up with the shirt".
I say "NO WAY! I'm not using this brand new Nike shirt to clean the floor!"
Dad responds with "Just Do it™…"
...and looked at me with a face like it was the most clever hysterical thing that has ever been uttered in human history.
Me and this poor kid have a long road ahead of us...
Mom: When you're done with your drinks, be sure to put your glasses in the dishwasher.
Me: slowly removes eyewear and places in top shelf of dishwasher
Little brother bursts out laughing: Okay you can't even be mad that one was clever.
