Classic Masters Puns

I make my friend and his dad do this one for me all the time because it pisses my friend off.

Friend's Dad: Hey, got any pets?

Friend: I have a newt...

Friend's Dad: Cool! What's his name?

Friend: sigh Tiny.

Friend's Dad: Why'd you call him that?

Friend: ...

Me: SAY IT, DAMN IT.

Friend: ...Because he's minute (my newt).

Me and Friend's Dad: HAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC

Friend: I hate you so much, Fez_Master...