A list of puns related to "Clarendon, Jamaica"
Never know what you will find at Total Wine. A mere $87 after our ridiculous WA spirits Tax. Still one bottle left at the Bellevue location for those in the Seattle area.
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Review to follow
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Update 1: 2/18, 10am - Minerco posted this tweet this morning:
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Guys this took me 10 minutes to figure out. Please do your research.
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Update 2: 2/18, 11:15am
Update 2: Guys this is the SMOKING GUN. I just had a chat with the company Minerco created their white-label site through, https://alt5connect.com/. You can't add your own coin to the exchange. The only coins authorized for use are:
Update: They took the site down yesterday morning after this update. As of 2/19 9am the shrucoin site is still down.
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Update 3: 2/19, 9am
Minerco just released that they will be hosting a Shroom Zoom this Sunday at 5PM EST to address the "S
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