Claire Mcnab Puns

We open in March of 1775 and Lord John has once again written to Jamie pleading with him to reverse course and not support the rebellion. We learn that Jamie has already crossed that line and had been writing seditionist material. Left with no choice he writes a letter to Lord John severing their friendship.

Meanwhile Brianna and Roger discuss Paul Revere as his ride is happening at that time. Lizzie goes into labor and gives birth to a healthy baby boy, Rodney Joseph. Roger hosts the Ridge’s chapter of the Freemason’s, and Marsali and Fergus’s paper L’Oignon merges with another local one from town.

One day the Christie’s show up at the Big House. Malva is pregnant and will only reveal the father in front of Jamie. When prompted to do so she shockingly points to Jamie as the one who got her pregnant and says they slept together a number of times. Claire slaps Malva and runs out of the house. When pressed for confirmation Malva accurately describes all of Jamie’s scars, even in places on his body no one would normally see. A fight with Allan Christie ensues and Jamie kicks them out of his house.

Jamie tracks down Claire, and though she knows Jamie didn’t sleep with Malva is still distraught. Jamie and Claire have a meaningful discussion where he ends up telling Claire how he slept with Mary McNab before he left for Ardsmuir. The Ridge becomes rife with gossip over the news of Malva and Jamie, and tensions run high. We learn that Ian and Bobby Higgins are both possible candidates for the actual father of Malva’s child, with more men a likely possibility as well.

Jamie and Roger go to Charlotte where Jamie puts it all out there that he is in support of the revolution, pledging what money and gemstones he has. A declaration is drawn up at the Congress there with North Carolina declaring itself separate from Great Britain.

When going to her garden one day Claire comes across the murdered body of Malva, her throat has been cut. Claire being distraught attempts to save the baby and performs a C-Section, it is to no avail though and the baby boy dies. Tension for the Fraser’s rise even higher so they send the MacKenzies away, Roger to be ordained and Bree and Jemmy to stay at River Run.

Things take a turn for the worse when Richard Brown and his “Committee of Safety” show up to arrest Claire. After a standoff it is agreed that both Jamie and Claire will go with Richard Brown, and Tom Christie will accompany them to ensure no harm befalls them. We end the cha

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Episode 301 - The Battle Joined

After living through the Battle of Culloden, Jamie is at the mercy of British victors, until his past provides his only hope of survival. Meanwhile, a pregnant Claire attempts to adjust to life in 1940’s

Episode 302 - Surrender

Hiding in a cave, Jamie leads a lonely life until Lallybroch is threatened by redcoats pursing the elusive Jacobite traitor. In Boston, Claire and Frank struggle to coexist in a marriage haunted by the ghost of Jamie.

• What do you think of the fragmented way they tell the story of the battle?
• Why was Claire happy to see that little bird?
• How do you feel Claire and Frank’s marriage is going in 301?
• What was the turning point for Claire deciding to sleep with Frank again?
• How do you feel about Jamie and Mary McNab sleeping together?
• Did Jamie have any other choice but to turn himself in?
• What was your favorite part of 301?
• What was your favorite part of 302?
• Any other thoughts or comments?

Deleted/Extended Scenes

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.

But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me.

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.