Do your worst!

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Good Evening and Happy Wednesday! At the time of my post silver spot is: $23.00 per OZT and gold spot is: $1825. I use Apmex and Kitco.

Payment

I have Venmo (preferred), Paypal FF and Cash-app. Will also take Crypto (USD^(ollar)C^(oin)), otherwise +4% to cover fees for unstable coins.

Shipping

Shipping starts at $5 for 1-2 oz, $6 for 3-6 oz and $7.50 for 7-14 oz and goes up from there depending on weight.

$10 for S^(mall)F^(lat)R^(ate)B^(ox) and $16 for M^(edium)F^(lat)R^(ate)B^(ox).

Proof: https://imgur.com/a/HZhGCAq

The Not so Fine Print

I AM OPEN TO TRADES & Reasonable OFFERS on multiple items!

1. This means THE BUYER makes ME an offer!
2. No more "What's your best price" nonsense!
3. Silver and Gold preferred for trades but WILL consider most anything.
4. I can offer best deals if you are buying 3+ line items!
5. The first person to pay me for an item gets it, I no longer hold items for folks unless previously discussed. I will hold items for a down-payment of 10% of the item. This will go towards the cost of the item. This is a HOLD, not a payment plan. I can hold the items for a week or so, but anything longer becomes too much to keep track of.
6. All prices are cash prices. Trades will be evaluated on a case by case basis.
7. Feel free to ask for more pictures!
8. I am not a professional grader.
9. Once items are shipped I am not responsible for any lost or damaged items.
10. Minimum order is $100 or 3 items. If this isn't feasible let me know and we'll work it out!

Silver -> Scroll for Pictures & Price

Walkers -> Scroll for Pictures & Price

Buy 2, get 5% off your order, buy 3 get 10% off, buy 3 or more get 15% off! Does not apply to rattlers.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Buenosdillas

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Why

Bob

Hi everyone I’m Vanessa, I have 2 children Alexa and Cesar (CJ). Alexa she’s 9 and Cesar he’s 2 but looks bigger, he’s a fatty lol. I would like to see if I can get any help for them. Anything is much appreciated. Unfortunately I don’t have the resources to provide them with any gift this year. My kids don’t ask for much. This past 3 months we’ve been struggling since I started getting sick I had to see my self obligated to quit my job. Things been kinda tight lately, and as in for now I don’t think we would be able to get the kids anything for Christmas. That’s why I wanna ask for help, if anyone can see it in their hearts to help/gift my kids with anything. We would be really appreciated. I understand their is a lot of families asking for help aswell but it’s worth the shot💛 Alexa she is a crazy little girl, she loves to dance and do tiktoks. She actually loves going to school. Her favorite color is purple. She’s a big help to me. Cesar he’s just a crazy baby, he’s just everywhere he’s on he’s terrible twos. He’s tremendously but such a loving baby and happy all the time.

https://imgur.com/a/6EbSeeF

https://imgur.com/a/vmgPBF0

Thank you for reading my post. Have a blessed day everyone

Alexa’s list

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/JA5TMHZODRR8?ref_=wl_share

Cesar’s list

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1ATTTOVQUHI27?ref_=wl_share

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!