I’m Ciaran Foy, director of CITADEL, which won the Midnighters Audience Award at SXSW as well as a bunch of other festivals. It’s now available on DVD, Blu-ray and Digitally.
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVXT_D2nGpg
Hey all! Since I’ve seen a few people already post early predictions for the 2023 Oscars, I thought I’d post my research now to help the rest of you out with your own future predictions. It’s way too early to tell what films will be nominated of course, but it’s always exciting to consider which films and filmmakers will be present! I did one of these last year and almost all of this year’s Best Picture contenders were listed! Full thoughts on each film can be found at this blog post, but here are my top 40 contenders for the 2023 Academy Awards (in alphabetical order):
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Armageddon Time, dir. James Gray, starring Anne Hathaway, Anthony Hopkins, Jeremy Strong (Focus Features)
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Asteroid City, dir. Wes Anderson, starring Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, Margot Robbie, Scarlett Johansson (TBA)
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Babylon, dir. Damien Chazelle, starring Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt, Diego Calva (Paramount)
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The Banshees of Inisherin, dir. Martin McDonagh, starring Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Barry Keoghan (Searchlight)
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Bardo, dir. Alejandro Inarritu, starring Daniel Gimenez Cacho (TBA)
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The Batman, dir. Matt Reeves, starring Robert Pattinson (Warner Bros.)
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Blonde, dir. Andrew Dominik, starring Ana de Armas, Adrien Brody, Bobby Cannavale, Julianne Nicholson (Netflix)
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Bones & All, dir. Luca Guadagnino, starring Taylor Russell, Timothée Chalamet (TBA)
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Call Jane, dir. Phyllis Nagy, starring Elizabeth Banks, Sigourney Weaver, Kate Mara (TBA)
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Canterbury Glass, dir. David O. Russell, starring Christian Bale, John David Washington, Margot Robbie, Rami Malek (20th Century)
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Decision to Leave, dir. Park Chan-wook, starring Tang Wei, Park Hae-il, Go Kyung-pyo (CJ Entertainment)
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Disappointment Blvd., dir. Ari Aster, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Nathan Lane, Amy Ryan (A24)
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Don’t Worry Darling, dir. Olivia Wilde, starring Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Chris Pine (Warner Bros.)
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Elvis, dir. Baz Luhrmann, starring Austin Butler, Tom Hanks, Kelvin Harrison Jr. (Warner Bros.)
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Emancipation, dir. Antoine Fuqua, starring Will Smith (Apple)
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Empire of Light, dir. Sam Mendes, starring Olivia Colman, Colin Firth (Searchlight)
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The Fabelmans, dir. Steven Spielberg, starring Paul Dano, Michelle
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
And boy are my arms legs.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
[Removed]
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
