A list of puns related to "Christopher Scarver"
I know this happened decades ago but I just wanted to know what other people think. Christopher had said that Dahmer would arrange his food as bodies and use ketchup as blood to taunt the victims. Is anyone buying that Jeffrey did this or? I'm not trying to glorify Jeffrey Dahmer or anything but I genuinely think Jeffrey wouldn't do it, considering him admitting accountability and remorse. It just seems like Scarver said it to be exalted that he killed a serial killer. Again, I'm NOT glorifying, just wanted to know your opinions.
So today I watched the film The Jeffrey Dahmer Files and realized that although I'd heard Dahmer was a cannibal with over a dozen victims who'd resided in Milwaukee, I never knew all the pretty little details.. So I've been doing some research and I'm now learning that Christopher Scarver, the man who killed Dahmer in the correctional facility, said in 2012 that he would be willing to write a book chronicling his murder of Dahmer. Now, first off, I don't think Scarver's killing of Dahmer was just in any way, but what really gets me is that Scarver told New York Post this year that Dahmer would taunt his fellow inmates by shaping his food like limbs and splattering ketchup to simulate blood. Already this sounds outlandish to me. To top that off, Scarver claims to have carried around a newspaper clipping about Dahmer, almost seeming to make it his personal goal to avenge Dahmer's victims... I just really don't buy Scarver's story.
Here is a link to the article. Also the dude known best for caving in Jeffrey Dahmer's head. Quote is at the end of the article:
> Scarver says he has been evaluated by 10 to 20 prison doctors but still doesnβt understand his mental issues. > > He partly blames prison food for his insanity. > > βI found out in my own research what the problem is: Certain foods I eat cause me to have a psychotic break β bread, refined sugar,β he said. βThose are the main culprits.β
CHECKMATE, BULKERS
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Daniel Camargo Barbosa: Serial Killer and Rapist who is believed to have raped and killed 150 young girls in Colombia and Ecuador. Stabbed to death in Prison by the nephew of one of his victims at age 64.
Dean Corll: Dean Corll was a Serial Killer, Rapist, and Pedophile who is estimated to have killed at least 28 teenage boys and young men in Texas. After attempting to turn on his accomplice Elmer Wayne Henley and kill him, Dean was shot to death.
Thor Nis Christiansen: Serial Killer and Necrophiliac whose sexual fantasy was shooting women in the head and raping their corpses, he had four victims. A fifth was shot but miraculously survived a bullet to the head and identified Christiansen at a bar. Christiansen was stabbed to death in the Exercise Yard at Folsom State Prison, it is speculated that he was murdered because of the sexual nature of his crimes, or his youthful blonde appearance.
Jeffrey Dahmer: Serial Killer, Necrophile, and Cannibal who killed 17 before being arrested. He was beaten severely with a 20 inch metal bar by fellow inmate Christopher Scarver. Dahmer died in the Prison hospital.
Albert Desalvo: The man believed to be The Boston Strangler, who killed 13 women as well as raped several others, was stabbed to death in the Prison Infirmary. Supposedly for selling amphetamines in Prison at a cheaper price than the standard the other Prisoners used.
LΓ©opold Dion: LΓ©opold Dion was a Canadian Serial Killer, Pedophile, and Rapist who molested 21 boys and killed 4 of them. He was stabbed to death by a fellow inmate who was found not guilty by reason of insanity.
Donald Evans: Donald Evans was a Serial Killer, Rapist, and Pedophile who murdered at least three people, but confessed to over 70 murders across 20 states. He was stabbed to death in the Prison Showers.
Nikolai Fefliov: Nikolai Fefliov was a Serial Killer in the Soviet Union who killed 7 women, 6 of whom he raped. He was strangled to death by his cellmate, but there were theories that it was actually a hit put out on him instead.
HΓ©lio Filho: HΓ©lio Filho was a Brazilian Serial Killer accused of murdering over 65 people. In Prison he was jumped by three inmates and stabbed in the neck and arm. He was taken to the Hospital and died from his injuries.
Donald Harvey: "Angel of Death" Donald Harvey was a Serial Killer who claimed to have killed 80 people, but the more accepted numbers are between 37 and 57 people. He claimed he was killing people as a mercy to them, to ease their p
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Benvenuti a tutti nel secondo appuntamento delle storie bizzarre, spaventose e affascinanti riguardo l'internet che pubblicherΓ² durante il corso di questo e il prossimo mese. Oggi voglio portarvi a fare un giro nei fandom dei serial killer. Come esempio userΓ² quello creato intorno a Ted Bundy e Jeffrey Dahmer due famosi serial killer americani.
Prima di fare questo perΓ² dobbiamo presentare senza scendere troppo nei dettagli chi sono e cosa hanno fatto per avere il titolo di serial killer.
Disclaimer: leggere questa parte non Γ¨ obbligatorio in quanto molto cruenta e con qualche dettaglio disturbante, Γ¨ solo per dare un idea su come agivano i due assassini
Cominciando da Ted Bundy fu un serial killer che uccise almeno 30 persone (anche se potrebbero essere di piΓΉ) era noto per fingersi disabile ed in cerca di aiuto in modo da attirare i suoi bersagli preferiti che erano giovani donne. Di norma le faceva entrare nella sua macchina le molestarle e poi le uccideva. Ogni tanto ritornava dove aveva commesso il delitto e aveva rapporti sessuali con i cadaveri che erano ormai in decomposizione. Ho visto qualche suo caso e personalmente lo descriverei come un "sadico sociopatico molto bravo a manipolare le persone".
Passando Jeffrey Dahmer lui al contrario di Ted Bundy non era eterosessuale bensì gay, per questo motivo molte delle sue vittime era maschi di norma minorenni. Lui viene anche conosciuto anche come "Il cannibale di Milwaukee" e aveva l'abitudine di abusare in qualsiasi modo le sue vittime. Di norma le convinceva ad entrare nella propria casa dopo averle conosciute al bar, faceva sesso non loro, le uccideva, commetteva atti di necrofilia e squartava i corpi per poi metterli in frigo e mangiarseli. Dopo essere condannato all'ergastolo nel 1992 venne ucciso durante la notte dal suo compagno di cella, un tale Christopher Scarver.
Fine parte NSFW
Adesso Γ¨ tempo di passare alla parte importante del post. Come ho annunciato prima esistono delle community che idolatrano queste due figure. Prima di iniziare vorrei dire una cosa, io non sono in nessun modo contro chiunque si interessi al real crime e le persone che sono fan del real crime nella stragrandissima maggioranza dei casi non spettacolarizzano e esaltano la figura dei serial killer. Ritornando a noi adesso ho intenzione di mostrare un po' di materiale che questi fandom attivamente creano.
Le immagini che starete per vedere sono solo alcune del materiale che c'Γ¨ e verranno messe i
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Pilot on me!!
BamBOO!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
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