A list of puns related to "Christmas Puppy"
I jokingly told my wife and 5 year old daughter that I was hiding a puppy in a box until Christmas.
Daughter: I hope you poked holes in it so it can breathe!
Me: puppies can breathe out of their nose and mouth why would I poke holes in it!?
I thought it was funny..
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