A list of puns related to "Christmas Poker"
I have a scrawny, little, younger sister and we always have a seafood buffet for Christmas dinner.
Sister: "Hey, dad can you pass me the shrimp and I want some mussels too please?"
Dad: "Here's the shrimp, for mussels you're gonna have to go to a gym and do some exercising" [continues eating his food without ever passing the mussels]
Sister: "Hey, dad....."
Pops: "Hay is for horses, this is seafood."
This was especially funny due to the fact that he kept a poker face the entire time and never made eye contact with my sister, being completely serious and never cracking a smile. These exchanges happen at least 7X a day.
Playing poker at the family Christmas gathering. My brother has two Jacks showing, gets beat by three tens;
Uncle: Wow (nephew), you were really close to winning that hand.
My Brother: How so?
Uncle: You're a jack off.
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