My Dad’s latest Christmas brunch joke: How do you catch a polar bear? You cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle some P’s around.

When the polar bear comes up to take a P, you kick him in the hole.

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Christmas morning breakfast

It's tradition that my father makes the family a huge christmas breakfast/brunch. He offered me some fruit, so I was about to grab a piece of cantaloupe, but my sister said that it tasted bad.

So I cleverly respond by saying. "ahh yes, I guess it can't be good"

To which my dad responds by saying, "well you do know why it's bad right? Because it can't elope"

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