A list of puns related to "Christmas Brunch"
When the polar bear comes up to take a P, you kick him in the hole.
It's tradition that my father makes the family a huge christmas breakfast/brunch. He offered me some fruit, so I was about to grab a piece of cantaloupe, but my sister said that it tasted bad.
So I cleverly respond by saying. "ahh yes, I guess it can't be good"
To which my dad responds by saying, "well you do know why it's bad right? Because it can't elope"
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