The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best. Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful. And Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!"

Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"

Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtedly the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that. What about you autumn, what do you have to offer?"

Autumn leaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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My mom just called me Eminem because my Christmas presents were so beautiful...

I guess I'm a wrap god.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowGargoyle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My 3yo daughter is ready to be a dad...

My daughter was happily singing "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" in the bath, for 'tis the season. My wife returned home and from downstairs called "I can hear some beautiful singing from somewhere!"

Me: "Yes, I think we have a siren in the bath!"

Daughter, without skipping a beat: "Nee naa, nee naa, nee naa!"

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