Christian I Puns

A list of puns related to "Christian I"

I just thought of a name for a Christian ninja.

I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...

John Claude Van Dang.

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👤︎ u/SAHDadWithDaughter
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.

He's calling it "Faithbook".

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👤︎ u/Chickengun
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Yes, I am Christian; no, I can't tell you more about it.

Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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I figured out the secret to writing great Christian music.

It’s all about G-sus.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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I joined a Christian dating site...

But I got Holy Ghosted.

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👤︎ u/kdryan1
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.

Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?

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👤︎ u/11_iamthewalrus_24
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Last night I went to a Christian themed restaurant called “The Lord Giveth”.

They also do take away.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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I don't get it, why is it so important for Christians to have 'K' and 'M' next to each other at Christmas?

I mean every other song "No L, No L!"

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👤︎ u/robeh002
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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I don't get what Christians are trying to warn us about. Hell sounds like a great place

People are dying to get there.

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👤︎ u/4StoryADay4
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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I had to fire my Christian guitar tutor. He was too religious. I wanted to learn guitar, but all he kept talking about was

G-sus

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👤︎ u/i_redd_it_already_
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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I bought a porn mag company and I'm making it into a Christian magazine.

I'm still working out a few kinks

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👤︎ u/RocketSquare
📅︎ May 08 2019
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So I signed up on the dating site Christian Mingle

My username is "ComeGetPslam"

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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I asked a woman out, but she said she only dates Christians.

So I guess it's Yahweh or the highway.

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👤︎ u/paul99501
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".

"So you're a Protestant."

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👤︎ u/Tamer_
📅︎ Nov 11 2016
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Why do atheists own more cats than christians?

Because it’s illegal to own a Christian

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👤︎ u/Notmischa123
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
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Friends dad told me this one

Theres this Jewish man who has a son who leaves home and decides to convert to Christianity. He confides in his friend who goes “dude you’re not gonna believe this, my son did the same thing he left home, came back and was all of a sudden Christian.” They decided this problem was getting out of hand so they go see their Rabbi and ask him what to do. The Rabbi goes “you’re not gonna believe this my son also left home and converted to Christianity. This is getting out of hand we have to talk to God”. So they go to God and tell him their stories about how Christianity is running rampant through their community and ask for his guidance. God says “Guys you’re not gonna believe this.”

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👤︎ u/Zzolpidem
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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What do you call Batman that skips church?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/Frigatedoc
📅︎ May 06 2021
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More than 1 000 pieces of music by Johann Sebastian Bach have been preserved,

along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.

Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.

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👤︎ u/MetaEd
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!

It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!

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👤︎ u/JaymantheLegend
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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I fell asleep during Catholic mass.

I'm a Bored Again Christian.

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👤︎ u/teeim
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?

It's Christian Braille.

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👤︎ u/SquiddlyD
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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I had my pastor bless a bottle of mercury for me.

I love my Christian Heavy Metal.

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👤︎ u/GerbilSpanker
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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How can a Catholic get out of jail?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/AVKD14
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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This kid at the school assembly is my hero

Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.

When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"

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👤︎ u/D-Nizzle
📅︎ Jun 05 2017
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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👤︎ u/ArtosThunder
📅︎ May 12 2021
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What do you call it when batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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👤︎ u/Cabeelibob
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/Arr_jay816
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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What is it called when batman doesn't goto church ?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/IronSPlDER
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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What do you call Batman who skips church?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/poptronic
📅︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail

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👤︎ u/jvartandillustration
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/wildwestsnoopy
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale!

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👤︎ u/ksol88
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/GhostfromTexas
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail.

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👤︎ u/Lifesizedbarbee
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail

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👤︎ u/Oakenshield-
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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What do you say when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/subkang
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call it when batman skips church?

Christian bale

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👤︎ u/Rosiekaykay
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call it when Batman misses church?

Christian Bail

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👤︎ u/Zeffer90
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/Zeblout_72
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Have you seen who they have cast in the new film "The Blind Batman"?

Christian Braille.

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👤︎ u/HallLAD
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale!

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👤︎ u/GhostfromTexas
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/Proudie
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call Batman when he stops doing religion?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/Knockoff_Sans
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church ?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/uzumakiSS01
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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