A list of puns related to "Christa Faust"
Here's a two for one. Final Destination 1 is a new digitisation from my own collection, pic, and Final Destination 3 is a re-edit of a version that's been floating around the internet for a while-I changed how the book is indented and fixed some problems with how the chapters were split.
I don't have access to Final Destination 2, so for the time being these are the only digitisations of the novelisations that I can make.
Anyway, these are 2 of many rare out of print horror movie tie ins I've digitised and up next is the first original Final Destination book; Dead Reckoning and then on to the other 4.
I have also just gotten a copy of Jason X: To the Third Power and I'll sweep back and digitise that once I've finished reading it for myself.
Side note: I'm no longer going to digitise my 4 Predator books, someone beat me to it-they're all up on ZLibrary
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
https://archive.org/details/friday-the-13th-the-jason-stra-christa-faust
The Jason Strain is kind of like 'The Hunger Games' or 'Battle Royale' but with Jason Voorhees thrown into the arena, and a bizarre zombie story
This is the fifth book I've now digitised from my personal collection out of print horror movie tie-in novels, pic. Next up will be Friday the 13th: Carnival of Maniacs, which is about a travelling spook show that happens upon the """corpse""" of Jason Voorhees and a Jason Obsessed rockstar that wants the """"corpse""" for himself.
After that I'll probably move on to the A Nightmare on Elm Street books, starting with Suffer the Children
Pilot on me!!
Buenosdillas
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
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