Not sure what you guys know about some Orange 9mm, but their last album (Pretend I’m Human) in ‘99 was definitely nu metal and it’s never been on streaming platforms until now AND it’s been remastered. Dropped a few months ago. There’s also some merch out. Look em up on insta.
There was also talk of shows/new material with Chris Traynor back in the band who left before Pretend I’m Human to be in Bush and Helmet, but I fear COVID might have derailed those plans..
https://open.spotify.com/album/21VqasBSetXrfMmYwVI7gM?si=eYNDkhuQTkWiWf1ICwXINg
https://www.revolvermag.com/music/hear-orange-9mms-new-remaster-rare-final-album-pretend-im-human
https://deathwishinc.com/apps/omega-search/?q=orange+9mm
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hey everyone! I do these conference rankings every year so it's finally that time when rosters are more or less set for the upcoming season. This one is focused on the ACC with the SEC, Big Ten, Pac-12, and Big East already up. As always happy to here your opinions, thoughts, suggestions, etc.
Also, I have * next to players who are injured for the start of the 2021-22 season or else likely to miss some time do to other issues
So, the ACC. Woooo boy this was impossible to rank. 1-6 all have a legitimate claim to be on top. Duke looks to bounce back from last year by returning Roach, Moore, and Williams plus adding big time recruits in Paolo Banchero, A.J. Griffin, and Trevor Keels. I am a big believer in Banchero and it's why I have Duke on top for now in K's final season. I know "Duke never wins the regular season crown" is a popular retort but this year is the year they finally do it. FSU lost a lot but also adds Houston transfer Caleb Mills and a bevy of top recruiting talent. Leonard Hamilton is a bonafide superstar coach. UNC loses their HOF coach but they look to be just as good under Hubert Davis bringing in transfers Dawson Garcia, Brady Manek, and Justin McKoy. I think Bacot has All-American potential this year in a much less crowded frontcourt. Louisville returns most of their top talent and adds great transfers and a JUCO superstar. UVA looks to be down on paper but I never bet against Tony Bennett. Va Tech has a great starting lineup but their depth is the only reason I don't have them higher. The Cuse, Ga Tech, and NC State are all tourney caliber teams but Cuse usually straddles the bubble all season, GT lost their two best players, and NCST has underperfomed in recent years. ND and Miami are also teams to watch out for especially if Miami is healthy. Clemson and WF are in a sort of "no man's land" not quite Bubblelicious but not as bad as Pitt/BC.
Tier Rankings are as follows:
Tier 1 (ACC Favorites/Tourney Teams) - Duke, FSU, UNC, Louisville, UVA, Va Tech
Tier 2 (Bubble Teams/NIT) - Syracuse, Ga Tech, NC State, Notre Dame, Miami
Tier 3 (No Man's Land) - Clemson, Wake Forest
Tier 4 (Rebuilding) - Pittsburgh, Boston College
NOTE: As of right now we are unsure of the status of Tyrece Radford who is listed on the Va Tech roster but there has been no word yet officially on what is going on. I'm under the assumption he is not going to play with the Hokies. If he does come back I would have them a spot or two higher
... keep reading on reddit ➡I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
