Chris Smith Puns

A list of puns related to "Chris Smith"

Why didn't Chris Rock and Will Smith have turkey for Christmas dinner?

They got beef.

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👤︎ u/brother_p
📅︎ Dec 27 2022
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When you thought you’ve just about heard all the Will Smith and Chris Rock jokes already, I present you with this one

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👤︎ u/Gear3017
📅︎ Mar 30 2022
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Will Smith and Chris Rock to go on a buddy comedy tour.

Chris Rock sets up the joke and Will Smith delivers the punchline

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👤︎ u/Gingi0
📅︎ Mar 28 2022
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Chris Rock couldn't figure out why Will Smith was on stage walking his way....

... and then it hit him.

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👤︎ u/steaburn
📅︎ Mar 28 2022
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If Will Smith gets “canceled” for slapping Chris Rock….

Then he will have single handedly ended his career

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👤︎ u/sammyt808
📅︎ Apr 08 2022
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After Chris Rock Oscars slap, Will Smith admitted to luxury rehab clinic.

He needed to get off the smack.

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👤︎ u/Eztli_Ocelotl
📅︎ Apr 07 2022
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you know why will smith slapped chris rock with an open hand?

because paper always beats rock

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👤︎ u/notian-
📅︎ May 30 2022
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It’s unfortunate that Chris Rock won’t be pressing charges against Will Smith for the Oscars incident…

…because it robbed us of a moment when one arresting police officer could say to another “We need some fresh prints.”

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👤︎ u/Severe-Draw-5979
📅︎ Mar 28 2022
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Will Smith can be forgiven for slapping Chris Rock.

But if he spanked him, he would have hit rock bottom.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Apr 01 2022
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New reports suggest Will Smith also spanked Chris Rock backstage at the Golden Globes.

He's really hit Rock bottom.

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👤︎ u/Gingi0
📅︎ Apr 06 2022
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Did you see what Will Smith left on Chris Rock’s cheek?

Fresh prints

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👤︎ u/Chewie808
📅︎ Apr 16 2022
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Why is Will Smith and Chris Rock not having turkey this Christmas?

Because they’ve got beef.

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👤︎ u/usrnmalrdytk
📅︎ Dec 08 2022
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Chris Rock couldn’t figure out why Will Smith was on stage walking his way…

…and then it hit him

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👤︎ u/DrOsteoblast
📅︎ Apr 17 2022
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What's the difference between Chris Rock and Will Smith?

Chris Rock can take the hit.

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👤︎ u/dirjy
📅︎ Mar 28 2022
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Chris Rock couldn't figure out why Will Smith was on stage walking his way....

... and then it hit him.

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👤︎ u/FrostyDude78
📅︎ Apr 01 2022
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Why did Will Smith cry after slapping Chris?

Cause it hurts when you hit a rock!

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👤︎ u/ohitszie
📅︎ Mar 28 2022
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