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... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Mathematical puns makes me number
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
He lost May
Letterboxd list forthcoming.
Abigail Harm, Lee Isaac Chung, 2012
Across the Pacific, ββJohn Huston, 1942
The African Queen, John Huston, 1951
American Hunger, Ephraim Asili, 2013
Amores perros, Alejandro G. IΓ±Γ‘rritu, 2000
Annie, John Huston, 1982
The Asphalt Jungle, John Huston, 1950**
Bestiaire, Denis CΓ΄tΓ©, 2012
The Big Chill, Lawrence Kasdan, 1983
Blessed Land, Pham Ngoc Lan, 2019
Bombshell, Victor Fleming, 1933
Boris Without BΓ©atrice, ββDenis CΓ΄tΓ©, 2016
Braguino, ClΓ©ment Cogitore, 2017
Buchanan Rides Alone, Budd Boetticher, 1958
ββββ. . . But Then, Sheβs Betty Carter, Michelle Parkerson, 1980
China Seas, Tay Garnett, 1935
Comanche Station, Budd Boetticher, 1960
Conceiving Ada, Lynn Hershman Leeson, 1997
The Dead, John Huston, 1987
Decision at Sundown, Budd Boetticher, 1957
The Devilβs Harmony, Dylan Holmes Williams, 2019
Dinner at Eight, George Cukor, 1933**
Disintegration 93-96, Miko Revereza, 2017
Distancing, Miko Revereza, 2019
Dustin, NaΓ―la Guiguet, 2020
Duvidha, Mani Kaul, 1973
The End of Suffering (A Proposal), Jacqueline Lentzou, 2020
Fat City, John Huston, 1972
Fluid Frontiers, Ephraim Asili, 2017
Forged Ways, Ephraim Asili, 2010
Freud, John Huston, 1962**
The Girl from Missouri, Jack Conway, 1934
Gloria Mundi, Nikos Papatakis, 1976
Gotta Make This Journey: Sweet Honey in the Rock, Joseph Camp, 1983
Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison, John Huston, 1957
Hella Trees, Ayo Akingbade, 2020
Hold Your Man, Sam Wood, 1933
I Signed the Petition, Mahdi Fleifel, 2018
The Inheritance, Ephraim Asili, 2020
In This Our Life, John Huston, 1942
Key Largo, John Huston, 1948
Kindah, Ephraim Asili, 2016
Kings of Pastry, Chris Hegedus and D. A. Pennebaker, 2009
La piscine, Jacques Deray, 1969
La revue des revues, Joe Francis, 1927
Landscape Suicide, James Benning, 1987
Les abysses, Nikos Papatakis, 1963
Let There Be Light, John Huston, 1946
Libeled Lady, Jack Conway, 1936
Lizard, Akinola Davies, 2020
Lore, Cate Shortland, 2012
Louder Than Bombs, Joachim Trier, 2015
Lucky Life, Lee Isaac Chung, 2010
The Man Who Would Be King, John Huston, 1975
Many Thousands Gone, Ephraim Asili, 2015
The Marvelous Misadventures of the Stone Lady, Gabriel Abrantes, 2019
Mizaru, Sudarshan Suresh, 2019
Moby Dick, John Huston, 1956
Moonstruck, Norman Jewison, 1987
Moulin Rouge, John Huston, 1952
Moving, Adinah Dancyger, 2019
Munyurangabo, Lee Isaac Chung, 2007
The Night o
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
I guess the concept didn't work
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minorsβ
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
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