Also, the original version of Motivational Santa is another lost sketch (not the re enactment on youtube).

#League Info:

12 team, SF, PPR, Tight end premium. 30 team rosters, no taxi squad. Draft order determined by points for.

Started prior to the 2019-2020 season (before Mr. Big Chest went crazy..). We had a startup auction draft with a rookie draft that followed the real-life rookie draft. Our rookie draft is set up that the first 2 rounds are one week after the real-life draft and the next two rounds are in the middle of preseason games (highly recommend this as it adds value to the later picks).

#Roster post auction draft:

QBS: (6)

Tom Brady, Phillip Rivers, Teddy Bridgewater, Jacoby Brissett, Tyrod Taylor, RG3

RB: (7)

Damien Williams, Ito Smith, Donta Foreman, Jamaal Williams, Wayne Gallman, Rex Burkhead

WR: (13)

Deandre Hopkins, Chris Godwin, Antonio Brown, AJ Green, Larry Fitzgerald, Randall Cobb, Demarcus Robinson, John Ross, MVS, Zack Pascal, Devin Funchess, Tim Patrick, Daesean Hamilton

TE: (4)

Zack Ertz, Adam Shaheen, Blake Jarwin, Tyler Higbee

Draft picks:

1-4 rounds of 2020 and 2021.

#2019 Rookie draft

Rookie draft picks were draftable in our start up and I did not draft any of them (whoops). I did find a way to get one pick and made the following trade…. D’onta Foreman + 2020 1st (mine) for 1.06 (David Montgomery). This trade would be the catalyst of thing to come.

#Rebuild

Shortly after the rookie draft, I came to the conclusion that my team was terrible. Aging QBs, one RB and a dysfunctional/injury prone WR group. With this conclusion I decided to abandon my team and go full rebuild. I knew this wouldn’t be a one year rebuild, my plan was to have a competitive roster starting year 3 and to begin the journey of creating the ultimate dynasty. Important to note that my team was the only team rebuilding for the majority of the first year.

#Season One Rebuild

This post is sponsored by the generosity of /u/dippa99 for making a donation to a local Children's hospital. We were discussing the comments made by the Steeler's GM about how the HoF RBs he's worked with were first rounders and using that as a defense for the pick. I'll link the thread here.

While most HoF RBs are indeed first rounders, (82% of them) there are very few modern era HoF backs, and the bar is so fantastically high it's becoming impossible to reach. You can see the breakdown of HoF by round here. Guys like Peterson and Gore are expected to get in, both both are over what seems to be the magical point of 12k yards. LeSean McCoy would be the "next likeliest" back at 11k yards, but his entry to the HoF is questionable.

With all of that in mind, /u/dippa99 asked to see a list of RBs by round drafted 2010-present and their yardage. Below is a comprehensive list of every round, as well as a sumary of all rounds for an at a glance snapshot. This is certainly an interesting set of data. I'm not a data scientist so I won't try to make any in depth conclusions on this, but it is interesting seeing the extreme similarities between 2nd and 3rd round backs.

Overall RB Averages, Drafted 2010-2020

1st rounders:

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Phil

GeoWizard

Barby from Geography Now

Jay Foreman from the "Map Men" series

Mark Cooper-Jones from the "Map Men" series

Zimbax

[Half-asleep Chris] (https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCq4qiifOaFGW3a2oljSfxUg)

[Jack Massey Welsh] (https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCd15dSPPT-EhTXekA7_UNAQ)

Comment if you have more suggestions, I might add them to this list!

Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!

Wife: No you're not.

Sudden Lee

Hey gang, I'm Thomas Kendell aka Teekay, you may have seen my work in creating boxers and fightplans. While I intend to keep those up I thought now would be a good time to make a created fighters megathread. The majority will be my own as I have a huge catalogue of boxers and fighters from different combat sports, but I am more than willing to promoted other users' creations if you have a code you want added please leave it in the comments, but I would ask you tell me who it is first so I can locate it in my game. There will be a chance you have some of these already if you have been following me, so you want someone in particular. If that is the case, or you are only interested in certain fighters, please leave the name of who you want or send me message and I will drop the code. If you want everyone please send me a message with your email so I can send you the big code as it is too large to fit in a comment or a message. My own created fighters will be listed here by weight and alphabetical order, current fighters are mostly based on their current age with older fighters aged on a 'prime for prime basis' based off their biggest win or first world title. Thanks, let's go

u/Tkendell96

Heavyweights

Aleksandr Povyetkin (Alexander Povetkin) Andy Ruiz Jr. Anthony Joshua Daniel Dubois Dave Allen David Tua Deontay Wilder Dereck Chisora Dillian Whyte Efe Ajagba Ezzard Charles Floyd Patterson George Foreman Jack Dempsey Joe Frazier Joe Joyce Joseph Parker Larry Holmes Lennox Lewis Max Baer Max Schmeling Mike Tyson Muhammad Ali Oleksandr Usyk Primo Carnera Rocky Marciano Sonny Liston Tyson Fury

Cruiserweights

Lawrence Okolie Mairis Breidis Murat Gassiev Tony Bellew Yuniel Dorticos

Light Heavyweights

Andre Ward Archie Moore Artur Beterbiev Battling Siki Dmitry Bivol Gene Tunney Georges Carpentier Joshua Buatsi Lyndon Arthur Michael Spinks Saul 'Canelo' Alvarez Sergey Kovalev Tommy Loughran

Super Middleweights

Billy Joe Saunders Caleb Plant Callum Smith Carl Froch David Benavidez Gilberto Ramirez Joe Calzaghe Nigel Benn Roy Jones Jr.

Middleweights

Bernard Hopkins Carlos Monzon Chris Eubank Sr. Demetrius Andrade Dmitry Pirog Gennady Golovkin Gerald McClellan Jaime Munguia Jake LaMotta James Toney Jermall Charlo Julian Jackson Marvelous Marvin Hagler Sugar Ray Robinson Thomas Hearns

Light Middleweights

Israil Madrimov Jermell Charlo Sebastian Fundora Wilfred Benitez

Welterweights

Aaron Pryor Amir Khan Conor Benn Daniyar Yeleussinov Danny Garcia Errol S

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

RFA cap holds will be equal to 1.5x their value on their 4th year contract (first round picks only). Rookies that had their teams forego their 4th year option will have 1.5x their salary as a cap hold. Extended players will have a caphold equivalent to 1.5x the base salary on their rookie contract. UFA will have a 1x cap hold. So, without further ado, here are capholds for each team, listed alphabetically. A friendly reminder that the renunciation of capholds is irrevocable. You can renounce players in the comments.

Edgar Aria

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

..... Will get a reward.

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Because they work on many levels

Well, toucan play at that game.

Argon does not react.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

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'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

Japan.