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Everton vs Villa - 0-1 FT

Everton

Jordan Pickford, Mason Holgate, Yerry Mina, Ben Godfrey, Jonjoe Kenny, André Gomes, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Demarai Gray, Andros Townsend, Richarlison, Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

Subs: Seamus Coleman, Jean-Philippe Gbamin, Salomón Rondón, Anthony Gordon, Michael Keane, Tyler Onyango, Allan, Asmir Begovic, Lewis Dobbin.

Villa

Emiliano Martínez, Tyrone Mings, Ezri Konsa, Lucas Digne, Matthew Cash, Douglas Luiz, Jacob Ramsey, John McGinn, Ollie Watkins, Philippe Coutinho, Emiliano Buendía.

Subs: Kaine Kesler, Carney Chukwuemeka, Matt Targett, Tim Iroegbunam, Robin Olsen, Ashley Young, Danny Ings, Kortney Hause, Morgan Sanson.

Match Updates :

45+3’- Buendía opens the scoring for Villa

Brentford vs Wolves - 1-2 FT

Brentford

Jonas Lössl, Kristoffer Ajer, Pontus Jansson, Ethan Pinnock, Sergi Canós, Mathias Jensen, Christian Nørgaard, Vitaly Janelt, Rico Henry, Bryan Mbeumo, Ivan Toney

Subs: Álvaro Fernández, Mads Roerslev Rasmussen, Mads Bech Sörensen, Finley Stevens, Shandon Baptiste, Saman Ghoddos, Yoane Wissa, Mads Bidstrup, Marcus Forss

Wolves

José Sá, Max Kilman, Conor Coady, Toti Gomes, Nélson Semedo, Leander Dendoncker, Rúben Neves, João Moutinho, Rayan Aït Nouri, Daniel Podence, Fábio Silva

Subs: John Ruddy, Luke Cundle, Ki-Jana Hoever, Ryan Giles, Bruno Jordão, Fernando Marçal, Francisco Trincão, Chiquinho, Adama Traoré

Match Updates :

Brentford vs Wolves suspended due to drone flying over the stadium

48’- Moutinho opens the scoring for Wolves

71’- Toney equalises for Brentford

78’- Neves provides the lead to Wolves

Leeds vs Newcastle - 0-1 FT

Leeds

Illan Meslier, Pascal Struijk, Diego Llorente, Robin Koch, Stuart Dallas, Luke Ayling, Rodrigo, Mateusz Klich, Jack Harrison, Raphinha, Dan James.

Subs: Nohan Kenneh, Liam McCarron, Lewis Bate, Leo Fuhr Hjelde, Kris Moore, Joe Gelhardt, Stuart Mckinstry, Kristoffer Klaesson, Tyler Roberts.

Newcastle

Martin Dúbravka, Fabian Schär, Jamaal Lascelles, Paul Dummett, Kieran Trippier, Jonjo Shelvey, Joelinton, Joe Willock, Chris Wood, Allan Saint-Maximin, Ryan Fraser.

Subs: Karl Darlow, Jamal Lewis, Jacob Murphy, Dwight Gayle, Ciaran Clark, Miguel Almirón, Jeff Hend

🏟 Venue: Molineux | Wolverhampton

🗣 Referee: Chris Kavanagh

💻 VAR: Jonathan Moss | Timothy Wood

⏰ Kick Off: 15:00 | UK Time

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Wolves Starting XI: Sa, Semedo, Kilman, Coady, Saiss, Ait-Nouri, Dendoncker, Neves, Hwang, Jimenez, Traore.

Subs: Ruddy, Hoever, Podence, Trinicao, Silva, Moutinho, Cundle, Bueno, Campbell.

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Liverpool Starting XI: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson; Henderson, Fabinho, Thiago; Salah, Jota, Mané.

Subs: Kelleher, Konate, Milner, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Minamino, Tsimikas, Origi, Phillips, Williams.

#[FA Cup - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Wolves 3-0 Sheffield Utd

Match Info:

Date: January 09, 2022

Time: 14:00 (UTC)

Venue: Molineux Stadium

Recent form

Wolves:

Sheffield Utd:

Lineups:

Wolves - 3-4-3

Starting XI: John Ruddy, Max Kilman, Conor Coady, Fernando Marçal, Nélson Semedo, Leander Dendoncker, Rúben Neves, Rayan Aït Nouri, Adama Traoré, Fábio Silva, Daniel Podence

Substitutes: Louie Moulden, Dion Sanderson, Dexter Lembikisa, João Moutinho, Ryan Giles, Luke Cundle, Bruno Jordão, Francisco Trincão, Raúl Jiménez

Coach: Bruno Lage

Sheffield Utd - 5-3-2

Starting XI: Wes Foderingham, Jayden Bogle, Chris Basham, Kyron Gordon, Jack Robinson, Rhys Norrington-Davies, Sander Berge, Conor Hourihane, Ben Osborn, David McGoldrick, Billy Sharp

Substitutes: Jake Eastwood, Joseph Starbuck, Iliman Ndiaye, Regan Slater, Luke Freeman, Oliver Norwood, Rhian Brewster, Oliver Burke, William Osula

Coach: P. Heckingbottom

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

14' GOAL! Scored by Daniel Podence (Wolves)

46' Substitution: Luke Anthony Freeman for J. Robinson (Sheffield Utd)

46' Substitution: João Moutinho for Fernando Marçal (Wolves)

61' Yellow Card for Chris Basham (Sheffield Utd)

65' Substitution: Oliver Burke for D. McGoldrick (Sheffield Utd)

68' Substitution: Trincão for Adama Traoré (Wolves)

69' Substitution: R. Jiménez for Fábio Silva (Wolves)

72' GOAL! Scored by Nélson Semedo (Wolves)

79' Substitution: I. Ndiaye for B. Sharp (Sheffield Utd)

79' Substitution: O. Norwood for S. Berge (Sheffield Utd)

80' GOAL! Scored by Daniel Podence (Wolves)

84' Yellow Card for Luke Anthony Freeman (Sheffield Utd)

85' Substitution: L. Cundle for Daniel Podence (Wolves)

85' Substitution: Bruno André Cavaco Jordão for Rúben Neves (Wolves)

90' Match whistled off

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Today’s PL matches watch thread.

Man United vs Man City - 0-2 FT

Man United

David de Gea, Eric Bailly, Harry Maguire, Victor Lindelöf, Fred, Bruno Fernandes, Scott McTominay, Luke Shaw, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mason Greenwood.

Subs: Diogo Dalot, Marcus Rashford, Alex Telles, Anthony Martial, Nemanja Matic, Jesse Lingard, Donny van de Beek, Jadon Sancho, Dean Henderson.

Man City

Ederson, Rúben Dias, John Stones, João Cancelo, Kyle Walker, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Ilkay Gündogan, Kevin De Bruyne, Phil Foden, Gabriel Jesus.

Subs: Scott Carson, Fernandinho, Zack Steffen, Oleksandr Zinchenko, Raheem Sterling, Riyad Mahrez, Cole Palmer, Nathan Aké, Jack Grealish.

Match Updates :

7’- Bailly scored an own goal to open Man City’s scoring

45’- Silva doubles Man City’s lead

88’- Man City penalty shout against Man United

Chelsea vs Burnley - 1-1 FT

Chelsea

Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Andreas Christensen, Jorginho, N'Golo Kanté, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Kai Havertz, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Ross Barkley.

Subs: Trevoh Chalobah, Hakim Ziyech, Malang Sarr, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Mason Mount, Saúl Ñíguez, Christian Pulisic, Kepa Arrizabalaga, César Azpilicueta.

Burnley

Nick Pope, Ben Mee, James Tarkowski, Charlie Taylor, Matthew Lowton, Josh Brownhill, Ashley Westwood, Dwight McNeil, Johann Gudmundsson, Chris Wood, Maxwel Cornet.

Subs: Wayne Hennessey, Nathan Collins, Ashley Barnes, Jack Cork, Jay Rodriguez, Matej Vydra, Erik Pieters, Connor Roberts, Kevin Long.

Match Updates :

33’- Havertz opens the scoring for Chelsea

79’- Vydra equalises for Burnley

Palace vs Wolves - 2-0 FT

Palace

Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Cheikhou Kouyaté, James McArthur, Conor Gallagher, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard, Wilfried Zaha.

Subs: Jack Butland, Nathaniel Clyne, Jairo Riedewald, Luka Milivojevic, James Tomkins, Jordan Ayew, Martin Kelly, Jeff Schlupp, Michael Olise.

Wolves

José Sá, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Rúben Neves, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Nélson Semedo, Raúl Jiménez, Hwang Hee-Chan, Francisco Trincão.

Subs: Adama Traoré, Louie Moulden, Ki-Jana Hoever, Willy Boly, John Ruddy, Fábio Silva, Luke Cundle, Daniel Podence, Leander Dendon

#[Premier League - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Wolves 0-0 Burnley

Match Info:

Date: December 01, 2021

Time: 19:30 (UTC)

Venue: Molineux Stadium

Recent form

Wolves: DWWWLW

Burnley: DLDDLL

Lineups:

Wolves - 3-4-3

Starting XI: José Sá, Max Kilman, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Nélson Semedo, Leander Dendoncker, João Moutinho, Rayan Aït Nouri, Adama Traoré, Raúl Jiménez, Hee-Chan Hwang

Substitutes: John Ruddy, Louie Moulden, Hugo Bueno, Ki-Jana Hoever, Luke Cundle, Chem Campbell, Fábio Silva, Francisco Trincão

Coach: Bruno Lage

Burnley - 4-4-2

Starting XI: Nick Pope, Matthew Lowton, Nathan Collins, Ben Mee, Charlie Taylor, Jóhann Guðmundsson, Josh Brownhill, Jack Cork, Dwight McNeil, Chris Wood, Maxwel Cornet

Substitutes: Wayne Hennessey, Will Norris, Bobby Thomas, Erik Pieters, Kevin Long, Connor Roberts, Aaron Lennon, Matěj Vydra, Jay Rodriguez

Coach: S. Dyche

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

7' Yellow Card for B. Mee (Burnley)

18' Yellow Card for M. Lowton (Burnley)

18' Yellow Card for Hwang Hee-Chan (Wolves)

59' Substitution: J. Rodriguez for C. Wood (Burnley)

64' Yellow Card for J. Rodriguez (Burnley)

72' Substitution: M. Vydra for J. Guðmunds­son (Burnley)

84' Substitution: Trincão for Hwang Hee-Chan (Wolves)

85' Substitution: A. Lennon for M. Cornet (Burnley)

86' Yellow Card for M. Kilman (Wolves)

90' Match whistled off

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FT: Wolves 2-1 Blueshite

HWANG goal ruled offiside

Kilman 28' assist Aït-Nouri

Jiménez 32'

Iwobi 66' assist Keane

Wolves XI: Sa, Semedo, Saiss, Coady, Kilman, Ait-Nouri, Neves, Moutinho, Trincao, Hee-Chan, Jimenez. Subs: Ruddy, Hoever, Podence, Boly, Silva, Dendoncker, Traore, Cundle, Storer

Everton XI: Pickford, Coleman, Holgate, Keane, Godfrey, Iwobi, Allan, Gbamin, Townsend, Gray, Richarlison. Subs: Begovic, Lonergan, Kenny, Delph, Tosun, Gordon, Davies, Rondon, Welch

Referee: Martin Atkinson | VAR: Chris Kavanagh

Well that's that. Analysis on now, and DCL is getting roasted!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

#[Premier League - 2021/2022 Matchday 15] #FT: 90' Wolves 0-1 Liverpool

Match Info:

Date: December 04, 2021

Time: 15:00 (Etc/UTC)

Venue: Molineux Stadium

Referee: Chris Kavanagh, England

Recent form

Wolves: DWWWLW

Liverpool: WWDDWW

Lineups:

Wolves - 3-4-3

Starting XI: José Sá, Max Kilman, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Nélson Semedo, Rúben Neves, Leander Dendoncker, Rayan Aït Nouri, Adama Traoré, Raúl Jiménez, Hee-Chan Hwang

Substitutes: John Ruddy, Hugo Bueno, Luke Cundle, Ki-Jana Hoever, João Moutinho, Francisco Trincão, Chem Campbell, Fábio Silva, Daniel Podence

Coach: Bruno Lage

Liverpool - 4-3-3

Starting XI: Alisson, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Joël Matip, Virgil van Dijk, Andrew Robertson, Jordan Henderson, Fabinho, Thiago Alcântara, Mohamed Salah, Diogo Jota, Sadio Mané

Substitutes: Caoimhin Kelleher, Ibrahima Konaté, Neco Williams, Konstantinos Tsimikas, Nathaniel Phillips, Takumi Minamino, James Milner, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Divock Origi

Coach: J. Klopp

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

26' Yellow Card for L. Dendoncker (Wolves)

62' Yellow Card for Fabinho (Liverpool)

66' Yellow Card for A. Robertson (Liverpool)

68' Substitution: D. Origi for J. Henderson (Liverpool)

79' Substitution: João Moutinho for Hwang Hee-Chan (Wolves)

82' Substitution: A. Oxlade-Chamberlain for Diogo Jota (Liverpool)

88' Yellow Card for R. Jiménez (Wolves)

88' Substitution: Trincão for Adama Traoré (Wolves)

90' GOAL! Scored by D. Origi (Liverpool)

90' Match whistled off

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but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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Man City vs Chelsea - 1-0 FT

Man City

Ederson, Aymeric Laporte, John Stones, João Cancelo, Kyle Walker, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Kevin De Bruyne, Jack Grealish, Phil Foden, Raheem Sterling.

Subs: Zack Steffen, Ilkay Gündogan, Rúben Dias, Gabriel Jesus, Fernandinho, Luke Mbete, Josh Wilson-Esbrand, Romeo Lavia, James Mcatee.

Chelsea

Kepa Arrizabalaga, Thiago Silva, Malang Sarr, Antonio Rüdiger, Mateo Kovacic, N'Golo Kanté, Marcos Alonso, César Azpilicueta, Romelu Lukaku, Christian Pulisic, Hakim Ziyech.

Subs: Callum Hudson-Odoi, Timo Werner, Mason Mount, Marcus Bettinelli, Ross Barkley, Kai Havertz, Saúl Ñíguez, Jorginho, Ruben Loftus-Cheek.

Match Updates :

39’- Grealish’s missed chance for Man City

70’- De Bruyne opens the scoring for Man City through a great goal

Norwich vs Everton - 2-1 FT

Norwich

Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Adam Idah, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Pierre Lees-Melou, Teemu Pukki, Milot Rashica, Joshua Sargent.

Subs: Angus Gunn, Todd Cantwell, Jon Rowe, Christos Tzolis, Przemyslaw Placheta, Kieran Dowell, Sam Byram, Ozan Kabak, Dimitris Giannoulis.

Everton

Jordan Pickford, Ben Godfrey, Michael Keane, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Seamus Coleman, André Gomes, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Demarai Gray, Anthony Gordon, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Salomón Rondón.

Subs: Mason Holgate, Anwar El Ghazi, Nathan Patterson, Jonjoe Kenny, Asmir Begovic, Andros Townsend, Yerry Mina, Jean-Philippe Gbamin, Richarlison.

Match Updates :

16’- Keane’s own goal opens the scoring for Norwich

18’- Idah doubles Norwich’s lead

60’- Richarlison opens the scoring for Everton

Wolves vs Southampton - 3-1 FT

Wolves

José Sá, Conor Coady, Tote Gomes, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Leander Dendoncker, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Nélson Semedo, Raúl Jiménez, Daniel Podence, Francisco Trincão.

Subs: Luke Cundle, Fábio Silva, Louie Moulden, Bruno Jordão, Dion Sanderson, Adama Traoré, Chem Campbell, Ryan John Giles, John Ruddy.

Southampton

Fraser Forster, Lyanco, Mohammed Salisu, Jan Bednarek, Ibrahima Diallo, James Ward-Prowse, Oriol Romeu, Romain Perraud, Nathan Tella, Armando Broja, Nathan Redmond.

Subs: Yann Valery, Ché Adams, Stuart Armstrong, Thierry Small, Adam A

[FA Cup - 2021/2022]

#Wolves 3-0 Sheffield Utd

Match Info:

Lineups:

Wolves - 3-4-3

Starting XI: John Ruddy, Max Kilman, Conor Coady, Fernando Marçal, Nélson Semedo, Leander Dendoncker, Rúben Neves, Rayan Aït Nouri, Adama Traoré, Fábio Silva, Daniel Podence

Substitutes: Louie Moulden, Dion Sanderson, Dexter Lembikisa, João Moutinho, Ryan Giles, Luke Cundle, Bruno Jordão, Francisco Trincão, Raúl Jiménez

Coach: Bruno Lage

Sheffield Utd - 5-3-2

Starting XI: Wes Foderingham, Jayden Bogle, Chris Basham, Kyron Gordon, Jack Robinson, Rhys Norrington-Davies, Sander Berge, Conor Hourihane, Ben Osborn, David McGoldrick, Billy Sharp

Substitutes: Jake Eastwood, Joseph Starbuck, Iliman Ndiaye, Regan Slater, Luke Freeman, Oliver Norwood, Rhian Brewster, Oliver Burke, William Osula

Coach: P. Heckingbottom

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

14' GOAL! Scored by Daniel Podence (Wolves)

46' Substitution: Luke Anthony Freeman for J. Robinson (Sheffield Utd)

46' Substitution: João Moutinho for Fernando Marçal (Wolves)

61' Yellow Card for Chris Basham (Sheffield Utd)

65' Substitution: Oliver Burke for D. McGoldrick (Sheffield Utd)

68' Substitution: Trincão for Adama Traoré (Wolves)

69' Substitution: R. Jiménez for Fábio Silva (Wolves)

72' GOAL! Scored by Nélson Semedo (Wolves)

79' Substitution: I. Ndiaye for B. Sharp (Sheffield Utd)

79' Substitution: O. Norwood for S. Berge (Sheffield Utd)

80' GOAL! Scored by Daniel Podence (Wolves)

84' Yellow Card for Luke Anthony Freeman (Sheffield Utd)

85' Substitution: L. Cundle for Daniel Podence (Wolves)

85' Substitution: Bruno André Cavaco Jordão for Rúben Neves (Wolves)

90' Match whistled off

Player Match Stats

Wolves

Sheffield Utd

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Southampton vs Leeds- 1-0 FT

Southampton

Alex McCarthy, Mohammed Salisu, Jan Bednarek, Romain Perraud, Valentino Livramento, Oriol Romeu, Ibrahima Diallo, Mohammed Elyounoussi, Moussa Djenepo, Nathan Redmond, Armando Broja.

Subs: Theo Walcott, Fraser Forster, Shane Long, Stuart Armstrong, Adam Armstrong, Lyanco, Kyle Walker-Peters, Yann Valery, Nathan Tella.

Leeds

Illan Meslier, Liam Cooper, Diego Llorente, Pascal Struijk, Stuart Dallas, Jamie Shackleton, Tyler Roberts, Mateusz Klich, Jack Harrison, Daniel James, Rodrigo.

Subs: Adam Forshaw, Kristoffer Klaesson, Joe Gelhardt, Cody Drameh, Stuart Mckinstry, Crysencio Summerville, Sam Greenwood, Charlie Cresswell, Leo Fuhr Hjelde.

Match Updates :

53’- Broja opens the scoring for Southampton

Norwich vs Brighton- 0-0 FT

Norwich

Tim Krul, Max Aarons, Ozan Kabak, Grant Hanley, Ben Gibson, Dimitrios Giannoulis, Pierre Lees Melou, Mathias Normann, Kenny McLean, Josh Sargent, Teemu Pukki

Subs : Angus Gunn, Brandon Williams, Andrew Omobamidele, Kieran Dowell, Lukas Rupp, Billy Gilmour, Christos Tzolis, Milot Rashica, Adam Idah

Brighton

Robert Sánchez, Shane Duffy, Lewis Dunk, Dan Burn, Joël Veltman, Pascal Groß, Adam Lallana, Jakub Moder, Marc Cucurella, Leandro Trossard, Neal Maupay

Subs: Jason Steele, Haydon Roberts, Tariq Lamptey, Alexis Mac Allister, Enock Mwepu, Solly March, Yves Bissouma, Aaron Connolly, Jürgen Locadia

Match Updates :

Nothing really happened in this match! Norwich got their second point of the season.

Villa vs Wolves - 2-3 FT

Villa

Emiliano Martínez, Axel Tuanzebe, Tyrone Mings, Ezri Konsa, Emiliano Buendía, John McGinn, Douglas Luiz, Matt Targett, Matthew Cash, Danny Ings, Ollie Watkins.

Subs: Ashley Young, Jed Steer, Kortney Hause, Morgan Sanson, Marvelous Nakamba, Anwar El Ghazi, Jacob Ramsey, Cameron Archer, Jaden Philogene-Bidace.

Wolves

José Sá, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Rúben Neves, Leander Dendoncker, Fernando Marçal, Nélson Semedo, Hwang Hee-Chan, Adama Traoré.

Subs: John Ruddy, Willy Boly, Raúl Jiménez, Daniel Podence, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Luke Cundle, Louie Moulden, Ki-Jana H

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Chelsea vs Norwich - 7-0 FT

Chelsea

Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Trevoh Chalobah, Mateo Kovacic, Jorginho, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Kai Havertz, Mason Mount, Callum Hudson-Odoi.

Subs: César Azpilicueta, Marcos Alonso, Ross Barkley, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Hakim Ziyech, Andreas Christensen, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Malang Sarr.

Norwich

Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Ozan Kabak, Kenny McLean, Pierre Lees-Melou, Mathias Normann, Dimitris Giannoulis, Max Aarons, Teemu Pukki, Joshua Sargent.

Subs: Lukas Rupp, Angus Gunn, Kieran Dowell, Milot Rashica, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Brandon Williams, Adam Idah, Andrew Omobamidele, Christos Tzolis.

Match Updates :

8’- Mount scores the opener for Chelsea

18’- Hudson-Odoi doubles Chelsea’s lead

42’- Reece James scores Chelsea’s third goal

57’- Chilwell scores Chelsea’s fourth goal

62’- Aarons scores an own goal making it five goals for Chelsea

65’- Gibson shown red card (second yellow)

85’- Mount scores penalty for Chelsea to it six

90+1’- Mount’s hattrick to make it seven for Chelsea

Palace vs Newcastle - 1-1 FT

Palace

Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Conor Gallagher, James McArthur, Luka Milivojevic, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard, Michael Olise.

Subs: James Tomkins, Jordan Ayew, Nathaniel Clyne, Wilfried Zaha, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Jack Butland, Will Hughes, Jeff Schlupp, Jean-Philippe Mateta.

Newcastle

Karl Darlow, Jamaal Lascelles, Ciaran Clark, Emil Krafth, Sean Longstaff, Isaac Hayden, Matt Ritchie, Javier Manquillo, Callum Wilson, Allan Saint-Maximin, Ryan Fraser.

Subs: Miguel Almirón, Mark Gillespie, Jeff Hendrick, Dwight Gayle, Jacob Murphy, Fabian Schär, Joelinton, Jamal Lewis, Joe Willock.

Match Updates :

56’- Benteke opens the scoring for Palace

65’- Wilson equalises for Newcastle

87’- Benteke’s goal disallowed by VAR

Leeds vs Wolves - 1-1 FT

Leeds

Illan Meslier, Pascal Struijk, Liam Cooper, Diego Llorente, Stuart Dallas, Jamie Shackleton, Jack Harrison, Mateusz Klich, Dan James, Raphin

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Man United vs Everton - 1-1 FT

Man United

David de Gea, Victor Lindelöf, Raphaël Varane, Luke Shaw, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Bruno Fernandes, Fred, Scott McTominay, Edinson Cavani, Anthony Martial, Mason Greenwood.

Subs : Cristiano Ronaldo, Nemanja Matic, Paul Pogba, Jesse Lingard, Alex Telles, Eric Bailly, Donny van de Beek, Dean Henderson, Jadon Sancho.

Everton

Jordan Pickford, Michael Keane, Yerry Mina, Lucas Digne, Ben Godfrey, Allan, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Anthony Gordon, Andros Townsend, Salomón Rondón, Demarai Gray.

Subs : Andy Lonergan, Asmir Begovic, Jean-Philippe Gbamin, Mason Holgate, Jonjoe Kenny, Tom Davies, Jarrad Branthwaite, Lewis Dobbin, Charlie Whitaker.

Match Updates :

43’- Martial opens the scoring for United

65’- Townsend equalises for Everton

86’- Mina’s goal chalked off for offside

Chelsea vs Southampton - 3-1 FT

Chelsea

Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, César Azpilicueta, Mateo Kovacic, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Trevoh Chalobah, Ben Chilwell, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Timo Werner, Romelu Lukaku.

Subs : Marcos Alonso, Ross Barkley, Jorginho, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Hakim Ziyech, Andreas Christensen, Mason Mount, Kai Havertz.

Southampton

Alex McCarthy, Mohammed Salisu, Jan Bednarek, Kyle Walker-Peters, Valentino Livramento, Oriol Romeu, James Ward-Prowse, Nathan Tella, Theo Walcott, Adam Armstrong, Nathan Redmond.

Subs : Fraser Forster, Ibrahima Diallo, Shane Long, Stuart Armstrong, Mohammed Elyounoussi, Ché Adams, Lyanco, Romain Perraud, Moussa Djenepo.

Match Updates :

8’- Chalobah opens the scoring for Chelsea

36’- Lukaku’s goal ruled out as offside

41’- Werner’s goal disallowed after VAR review

61’- Ward Prowse equalises for Southampton through penalty conceded by Chilwell

72’- Ward Prowse receives straight red card for challenge on Jorginho

84’- Werner scores Chelsea’s second goal

89’- [Chilwell scores Chelsea’s third goal ](https://streamwo.com/bev

#FT: Wolverhampton Wanderers 0-0 Burnley

Venue: Molineux Stadium

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Wolverhampton Wanderers

José Sá, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Leander Dendoncker, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Nélson Semedo, Raúl Jiménez, Hwang Hee-Chan (Francisco Trincão), Adama Traoré.

Subs: Louie Moulden, Chem Campbell, Hugo Bueno, Fábio Silva, John Ruddy, Ki-Jana Hoever, Luke Cundle.

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Burnley

Nick Pope, Ben Mee, Nathan Collins, Charlie Taylor, Matthew Lowton, Jack Cork, Josh Brownhill, Dwight McNeil, Johann Gudmundsson (Matej Vydra), Maxwel Cornet (Aaron Lennon), Chris Wood (Jay Rodriguez).

Subs: Wayne Hennessey, Erik Pieters, Will Norris, Bobby Thomas, Connor Roberts, Kevin Long.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

7' Ben Mee (Burnley) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

18' Matthew Lowton (Burnley) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

18' Hwang Hee-Chan (Wolverhampton Wanderers) is shown the yellow card.

59' Substitution, Burnley. Jay Rodriguez replaces Chris Wood.

64' Jay Rodriguez (Burnley) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

72' Substitution, Burnley. Matej Vydra replaces Jóhann Gudmundsson.

84' Substitution, Wolverhampton Wanderers. Trincão replaces Hwang Hee-Chan.

85' Substitution, Burnley. Aaron Lennon replaces Maxwel Cornet.

86' Maximilian Kilman (Wolverhampton Wanderers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

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Date: 23/10/2021 Premier League Matchweek: 9

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• FT: Chelsea 7-0 Norwich
• FT: Palace 1-1 Newcastle
• FT: Everton 2-5 Watford
• FT: Leeds 1-1 Wolves
• FT: Southampton 2-2 Burnley
• FT: Brighton 1-3 Man City

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Chelsea 7-0 Norwich

• ​ 8' Mount; 18' Hudson-Odoi; 41' James; 56' Chilwell; 62' Hudson-Odoi; 85' Mount; 90' Mount

Venue: Stamford Bridge || Referee: Andy Madley

• Chelsea: E. Mendy; A. Rüdiger; T. Silva; T. Chalobah; Jorginho; M. Kovačić; B. Chilwell; R. James; M. Mount; C. Hudson-Odoi; K. Havertz
  • Subs: K. Arrizabalaga; M. Sarr; M. Alonso; A. Christensen; C. Azpilicueta; R. Barkley; R. Loftus-Cheek; S. Niguez; H. Ziyech
• Norwich: T. Krul; B. Gibson; G. Hanley; O. Kabak; M. Aarons; M. Normann; P. Lees-Melou; K. McLean; D. Giannoulis; T. Pukki; J. Sargent
  • Subs: A. Gunn; B. Williams; A. Omobamidele; L. Rupp; K. Dowell; M. Rashica; J. Sorensen; C. Tzolis; A. Idah

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Palace 1-1 Newcastle

• ​ 56' (Palace) Benteke; 65' (Newcastle) Wilson

Venue: Selhurst Park || Referee: Darren England

• Palace: V. Guaita, M. Guehi, J. Andersen, T. Mitchell, J. Ward, C. Gallagher, J. McArthur, L. Milivojevic, C. Benteke, O. Édouard, M. Olise
  • Subs: J. Tomkins, J. Ayew, N. Clyne, W. Zaha, C. Kouyaté, J. Butland, W. Hughes, J. Schlupp, J. Mateta
• Newcastle: K. Darlow, J. Lascelles, C. Clark, E. Krafth, S. Longstaff, I. Hayden, M. Ritchie, J. Manquillo, C. Wilson, A. Saint-Maximin, R. Fraser
  • Subs: M. Almirón, M. Gillespie, J. Hendrick, D. Gayle, J. Murphy, F. Schär, Joelinton, J. Lewis, J. Willock

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Everton 2-5 Watford

• ​ 3' (Everton) Davies; 13' (Watford) King; 63' (Everton) Richarlison; 78' (Watford) Kucka; 80' (Watford) King; 88' (Watford) King; 90+1' (Watford) Dennis

Venue: Goodison Park || Referee: Graham Scott

• Everton: J. Pickford, M. Keane, B. Godfrey, L. Digne, S. Coleman, Allan, T. Davies, A. Gordon, A. Townsend, S. Rondón, D. Gray
  • Subs: A. Lonergan, A. Begovic, Richarlison, A. Iwobi, J. Gbamin, M. Holgate, J. Kenny, L. Dobbin
• Watford: B. Foster, W. Troost-Ekong, C. Cathcart, A. Masina, J. Ngakia, M. Sissoko, O. Tufan, J. Kucka, J. Hernández, I. Sarr, J. King
  • Subs: D. Gosl

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#Wolves 0-0 Burnley

Match Info:

Lineups:

Wolves - 3-4-3

Starting XI: José Sá, Max Kilman, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Nélson Semedo, Leander Dendoncker, João Moutinho, Rayan Aït Nouri, Adama Traoré, Raúl Jiménez, Hee-Chan Hwang

Substitutes: John Ruddy, Louie Moulden, Hugo Bueno, Ki-Jana Hoever, Luke Cundle, Chem Campbell, Fábio Silva, Francisco Trincão

Coach: Bruno Lage

Burnley - 4-4-2

Starting XI: Nick Pope, Matthew Lowton, Nathan Collins, Ben Mee, Charlie Taylor, Jóhann Guðmundsson, Josh Brownhill, Jack Cork, Dwight McNeil, Chris Wood, Maxwel Cornet

Substitutes: Wayne Hennessey, Will Norris, Bobby Thomas, Erik Pieters, Kevin Long, Connor Roberts, Aaron Lennon, Matěj Vydra, Jay Rodriguez

Coach: S. Dyche

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

7' Yellow Card for B. Mee (Burnley)

18' Yellow Card for M. Lowton (Burnley)

18' Yellow Card for Hwang Hee-Chan (Wolves)

59' Substitution: J. Rodriguez for C. Wood (Burnley)

64' Yellow Card for J. Rodriguez (Burnley)

72' Substitution: M. Vydra for J. Guðmunds­son (Burnley)

84' Substitution: Trincão for Hwang Hee-Chan (Wolves)

85' Substitution: A. Lennon for M. Cornet (Burnley)

86' Yellow Card for M. Kilman (Wolves)

90' Match whistled off

Player Match Stats

Wolves

Burnley