Chocolate Girlfriend Puns

They'll kill your dog.

My girlfriend had a bad day today. You see, she’s a dwarf and people made fun of her size. So tonight I thought I’d try to make her forget about her day. On my way home I got her some flowers and chocolates, made her dinner, and then went into the bathroom and drew her a nice warm sink

Last week my girlfriend sent me a snap of some chocolate she bought with the caption "solid purchase!"

I immediately replied with a picture of some windex with the caption "liquid purchase!"

She was not impressed.

they'll kill your dog.