You know, Salsa Distancing.
We had those Tostitos Scoops chips and I found a chip that was flat, so it apparently hadn't gone through the machine that makes it into the bowl shape. Showed my dad and he said "I guess we'll have to talk to the Scoopervisor."
I'll call it 'Just The Dip'
(I'm pretty sure this hasn't been made)
It was a queso mistaken identity.
She just grunted. I think she regrets letting me name the twins.
I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.
A bit odd but it really put that plaice on the map.
Man: Do you do fishcakes?
Fishmonger: no, I'm afraid not, sorry.
Man: Ah, that's a shame - it's his birthday today
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
...Soon we are going to have poop corn.
And added that we might have a cereal killer living in our house.
'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.
'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.
Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.
A chocolate baaaaaaaaaaar.
chip dip soup.
Squacamole
They prided themselves in their stock options.
The fish got battered
I need a Plan B.
Five fish got battered and a bunch of chips were a-salted.
A chipmunk!
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Yea, it was pretty nuts.
I looked deep into her eyes and said "I'm nacho delivery service. "
It was painful 🇫🇷🥖
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
But Bill kept the Windows
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
I wanted to make sure he didn’t have unprotected snacks.
nACHOO!
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
An assassin
It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk
That's nacho cheese
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".
