7 Hilarious Chinese Communist Party Puns

I think my grandmother was inspired by the Chinese Communist Party.

Whenever I visited, I only got to see the good china.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"

"For drinking." replies the cop.

"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 08 2020

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Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?

If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.

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👤︎ u/Divine_ICBM

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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eBay is so useless

I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches

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👤︎ u/puranjay1432

📅︎ Sep 30 2020

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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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👤︎ u/Evanthekid16

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

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👤︎ u/90eight

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup

📅︎ Sep 30 2020

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