Children Of The Future Puns

We were walking past a shop in which there was a dog.

DS:what type of dog is that?

Me: a boxer.

DS: no it's not.

Me: yes it is.

DS: then where's his gloves?

(I know this isn't like most posts here but thought it might pass)

edit: he's 12 by the way. And already all about the puns. I feel for any children he has in the future)

Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of sarcasm.
"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".
Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use sarcasm himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said "Hey, great weather."

Other student: Do we have to do about the imperfect tense today?

Teacher: Yes, every lesson counts.

My friend: I thought that was only maths.

I wish his future children the best of luck.

[Discussing my plans to progressively steal more & more of my old Lego from my parents place]

Me: So this stuff I took was mostly technic pieces coz my nephew is way to young to understand how it all works

Her: But it's still harsh to be taking it - what about when he does become old enough for it?

Me: This is my plan for the future & the Lego which will go to our own children eventually... Call it... my legocy!!

[Wife makes one of the loudest dad joke groans I've ever heard]