HELLO EVERYONE!

I'm liquidating a large majority of my collection because I spent too much on Christmas presents and need to afford this months rent.

I'm matching below Discogs lowest current US sale price of similar grading. All records are shipped securely in a Whiplash mailer, outside of the sleeve (if opened), with mofi inners and 3mil poly outers. Shipping $5 in US for any amount of records. Orders over $40 get insurance included. First come, first serve (no "dibs" without payment).

I've had a few people offer Venmo and bank transfer, but I only accept Paypal for US buyers. I typically don't ship internationally except for certain exceptions.

Now, onto the good stuff:

BARGAIN BIN (Up to $20 each)

Acid Witch – To Magic, Sex And Gore (NM-/NM-) $15

Adrian Younge Con Ghostface Killah – Dodici Ragioni Per Morire (Strumentale) (NM-/NM-) $15

Apolo – Live In Stockholm (NM-/NM-) $10

Arre! Arre! – Tell Me All About Them (NM-/NM-) $15

Autopsy – Mauled To Death (2012 Unmastered Version) (VG+/NA) $5

Bee And Flower – What's Mine Is Yours (NM-/NM-) $14

Big Brother & The Holding Company – Cheap Thrills (VG/VG) $6

Billy Andrusco And The Hollywood Hits Orchestra – Hollywood Hits (VG/VG) $5

Blisters – Off My Back $4

Brujeria – ¡Machetazos! (VG+/VG+) $15 SOLD

catbeats – Closing Hour At The Cat Café (NM-/NM-) $12 SOLD

Chicano Batman – Joven Navegante (NM-/VG+) $8

[Chicano Batman, Caloncho – Háblame](https://www.discogs.com/release/13661319-Chicano-Batm

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

[Removed]

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Albums

Asking Alexandria - See What's On The Inside

Emery - I'm Only A Man (Live Version)

Bartees Strange - Live Forever (Deluxe Edition)

Touché Amoré - Lament (Demos) - Bandcamp Link

illuminati hotties - Let Me Do One More

Bilmuri - 400LB BACK SQUAT

They Fell From The Sky - Decade

Frauds - Long Spoons

Andrés - Adventures of a Diy Astronaut

Boy Scouts - Wayfinder

Kitner - Shake the Spins

Couplet - Lp1

Ducks Ltd. - Modern Fiction

Gustaf - Audio Drag for Ego Slobs

Secondhand Sound - Best & Worst Of Times

Daisybones - Candy

United Defiance - Change the Frequency

Battosai - Battosai

Superdestroyer - Such Joy (EP)

Cherie Amour - Internal Discussions (EP)

[Last Night Saved My Life - The Color Infinite, Pt. 1

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

HELLO AGAIN EVERYONE!

I'm liquidating a large majority of my collection because I spent too much on Christmas presents and need to afford next months rent.

I'm matching below Discogs lowest current US sale price of similar grading. All records are shipped securely in a Whiplash mailer, outside of the sleeve (if opened), with mofi inners and 3mil poly outers. Shipping $5 in US for any amount of records. Orders over $40 get insurance included. First come, first serve (no "dibs" without payment).

I've had a few people offer Venmo and bank transfer, but I only accept Paypal for US buyers. I typically don't ship internationally except for certain exceptions.

Now, onto the good stuff:

DIGITAL DOLLAR BIN (All records in this category are $1 each)

16 / Treadwell – Hate / Pain Well Dressed (NM-/NM-) SOLD

Belt Of Vapor – Buck (NM-/NM-) SOLD

Berry – Everything, Compromised (NM-/NM-) SOLD

Bette Midler – The Rose - The Original Soundtrack Recording (VG/VG) SOLD

Boys / Magic Potion – Rabbits / Rest Yr Skull (NM-/NM-) SOLD

Carl Orff : Michael Tilson Thomas Conducts The Cleveland Orchestra – Carmina Burana (VG/VG) SOLD

Crappy Dracula – Deer John (NM-/NM-) SOLD

Das Kapital – Ben, We're Jealous (NM-/NM-) SOLD

Dogbowl – I Am Drunk Every Night Because Of The Blue Fur Bosom Girl (NM-/NM-) SOLD

Eamon Fogarty – Progressive Bedroom (NM-/NM-) SOLD

Godswounds – Death To The Babyboomers (NM-/NM-) SOLD

BARGAIN BIN (Up to $20 each)

[Acid Witch – To

Do your worst!

HELLO AGAIN EVERYONE!

I'm liquidating a large majority of my collection for Christmas presents and rent.

I'm matching below Discogs lowest current US sale price of similar grading. All records are shipped securely in a Whiplash mailer, outside of the sleeve (if opened), with mofi inners and 3mil poly outers. Shipping $5 in US for any amount of records. Orders over $40 get insurance included. First come, first serve (no "dibs" without payment).

I've had a few people offer Venmo and bank transfer, but I only accept Paypal for US buyers. I typically don't ship internationally except for certain exceptions.

Now, onto the good stuff:

DIGITAL DOLLAR BIN (All records in this category are $1 each)

16 / Treadwell – Hate / Pain Well Dressed (NM-/NM-)

Belt Of Vapor – Buck (NM-/NM-)

Berry – Everything, Compromised (NM-/NM-)

Bette Midler – The Rose - The Original Soundtrack Recording (VG/VG)

Boys / Magic Potion – Rabbits / Rest Yr Skull (NM-/NM-)

Carl Orff : Michael Tilson Thomas Conducts The Cleveland Orchestra – Carmina Burana (VG/VG)

Crappy Dracula – Deer John (NM-/NM-)

Das Kapital – Ben, We're Jealous (NM-/NM-)

Dogbowl – I Am Drunk Every Night Because Of The Blue Fur Bosom Girl (NM-/NM-)

Eamon Fogarty – Progressive Bedroom (NM-/NM-)

Godswounds – Death To The Babyboomers (NM-/NM-)

BARGAIN BIN (Up to $20 each)

A.A. Bondy – American Hearts (NM-/NM-) $12 SOLD

[Acid Witch – To Magic, Sex And Gore](https://www.discogs.com/release/17566987-Acid-Wi