47 Hilarious Chelsea Player Name Puns

Chelsea players take a name out of a hat and say the best thing and worst thing about that person (2012) v.redd.it/mcsz36n3sd061

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👤︎ u/WeTalkBoxing

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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Mata clears up the origin of his name: "I was a Chelsea fan, and I wanted to name myself Lampard. But that name was already taken, so I went with Mata because he was a Chelsea player." youtu.be/5rkF3v3wskc

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👤︎ u/TheDMWarrior

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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Name a former or current Chelsea player you haven't heard of in a while and what are they up to now.

Islam Feruz, currently without a club.

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👤︎ u/zoouma

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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Soccer player's mother reacts on seeing her son's name on the back of a Chelsea FC shirt v.redd.it/heaw4bw99g851

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👤︎ u/theresjustme

📅︎ Jul 02 2020

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Berhalter: Pulisic is Chelsea's Most Dangerous Player (also names his best position) es.pn/337E2Ub

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👤︎ u/purdys17

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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A Birthday edit for a player that wrote his name into Chelsea folklore forever with one half-field Sprint and a simple finish. A legend to me, nonetheless, El Niño!

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👤︎ u/Amann17

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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Where Chelsea players ranked in The Guardian's 'The 100 best male footballers in the world 2021'. theguardian.com/football/…

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👤︎ u/Dinamo8

📅︎ Dec 24 2021

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A popular league of legends player uses mata as his ingame name because he is a fan of Chelsea youtu.be/5rkF3v3wskc

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👤︎ u/JoaLardi

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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BBC sport quiz: name the 7 players that have scored for both arsenal and Chelsea in the premier league bbc.com/sport/football/49…

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👤︎ u/portlandarsenal

📅︎ Oct 06 2019

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Can you name the Name the 19/20 Chelsea Players by Transfermarkt Value? sporcle.com/games/lampost…

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👤︎ u/tactical_lampost

📅︎ Mar 21 2020

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Eden Hazard played in 33% of Chelsea's Europa League campaign, and scored in one of their 15 matches. Named Europa League Player of the Season. twitter.com/danielstorey8…

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👤︎ u/the_studge

📅︎ Aug 30 2019

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Where do my fellow Canadian Chelsea fans buy kits with player names printed on them?

The nike Canada website doesn't have any printed options for kits so just curious where other Canadians buy their Chelsea gear besides Chelsea megastore, thanks.

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👤︎ u/stuc1997

📅︎ Sep 09 2019

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BBC Radio's Bill Rice: ‘A commanding central defender and another hardworking wide player are the areas Mourinho will look to strengthen, with Tottenham's Toby Alderweireld and Chelsea's Willian among the names in the frame. Don't rule out a statement signing too.’ twitter.com/billrice23/st…

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👤︎ u/a-kainth

📅︎ Jul 20 2018

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Name a brutally honest fact about a present or former Chelsea player that their fans may not want to admit

Saw this over at r/SquaredCircle and thought it'd be quite interesting

(our fans - it was a copy and paste job)

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👤︎ u/Hardingnat

📅︎ Aug 29 2016

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Pat Nevin sees long-term planning paying off and names the bravest player | Official Site | Chelsea Football Club chelseafc.com/en/news/201…

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👤︎ u/paone22

📅︎ Oct 09 2019

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Looking at the Chelsea squad in the year you where born, name three players to bring into the current squad.

For me? 1991 - Dennis Wise, Steve Clarke & Kerry Dixon.

How good was Kerry Dixon!

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👤︎ u/ShogunAlex

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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(Discussion) Name a Chelsea player, reply with that players best game for the club.

An interesting discussion that will lead us into the game against Qarabag.

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👤︎ u/Islaw123

📅︎ Sep 12 2017

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Name the current Chelsea player who you really like, but isn't necessarily that good, and one you don't like as much as others, but is undeniably worth having in the line-up.

First, the former, and I'm sure this is going to be the near universal choice, David Luiz, so intensely likeable, charismatic, funny etc and his sparse moments of magic, e.g great free-kicks and net-busting longshots, not to mention his great passing, but he's just not good enough defensively. maybe it's finally time to put him in midfield, but he doesn't really fit the new system there.

and for the reverse: Cesc Fabregas, he's lazy, he's petty and he's a bit of a wind-up merchant, but fuck me can he pass a football. the fact that he surpassed 100 assists in less than 300 games is utterly extraordinary. again, it's debatable whether he has the legs for the new system, but I'm sure he can contribute something.

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👤︎ u/omnipotentmonkey

📅︎ Sep 04 2018

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[Post-Match Player Ratings] Chelsea 7-0 Norwich City | Premier League reddit.com/gallery/qf1srt

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👤︎ u/BrockStinky

📅︎ Oct 24 2021

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Buy Chelsea kits online w/ player names?

Am I crazy, or is it impossible to buy Chelsea kits with player names on the back? I've looked everywhere online and can't find anything. Trying to get that Jorginho kit while it's hot!

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👤︎ u/ThatShitBrayyy

📅︎ Aug 17 2018

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BBC Radio's Bill Rice: ‘A commanding central defender and another hardworking wide player are the areas Mourinho will look to strengthen, with Tottenham's Toby Alderweireld and Chelsea's Willian among the names in the frame. Don't rule out a statement signing too.’ twitter.com/billrice23/st…

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👤︎ u/allboutryan

📅︎ Jul 20 2018

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QUIZ: Name the top 10 players with the highest transfer fee paid by Chelsea quizzerland.com/quiz/inde…

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👤︎ u/Crackers32

📅︎ Jun 16 2017

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No place in the Chelsea squad for Mason Mount... He was the most brought in player ahead of Gameweek 🔟, with 832,800 new owners twitter.com/officialfpl/s…

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👤︎ u/UsernameGenerik

📅︎ Oct 30 2021

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Bethany England named Chelsea Women’s Player of the Year instagram.com/p/CET77kDFh…

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👤︎ u/TheGingerLow

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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Chelsea may have to reverse their decision to send 20-year-old Scotland midfielder Billy Gilmour out on loan to Norwich City after Canaries manager Daniel Farke said "we are not here to develop players for other clubs" express.co.uk/sport/footb…

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👤︎ u/honestlynotBG

📅︎ Oct 17 2021

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Pat Nevin sees long-term planning paying off and names the bravest player | Official Site | Chelsea Football Club chelseafc.com/en/news/201…

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👤︎ u/paone22

📅︎ Oct 09 2019

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OT - There have been 4 Catalan players who have played for Chelsea. Name them

Just a little bit of trivia with today's news

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👤︎ u/MartianDuk

📅︎ Oct 27 2017

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[Squawka] - No Chelsea player has scored more Premier League goals at Stamford Bridge since Thomas Tuchel took over than Romelu Lukaku (2). He's only played one game. twitter.com/Squawka/statu…

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👤︎ u/admiralawkward

📅︎ Sep 11 2021

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what is the name of this hairstyle? Mason Mount (Chelsea player)

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👤︎ u/kemalhariz

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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Name the top 10 players by the transfer fee for them received by Chelsea FC quizzerland.com/quiz/inde…

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👤︎ u/Crackers32

📅︎ Jun 17 2017

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Former Chelsea assistant manager Eddie Newton on players not making it at Chelsea: "For me, I think [Mohamed] Salah and [Kevin] De Bruyne wasn’t about talent. It was a personality clash [with Jose Mourinho]. I just didn’t think it was working at the time." goal.com/en-gb/amp/news/s…

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👤︎ u/jrrecauzat

📅︎ Oct 12 2021

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Former Chelsea FC Ladies manager Tony Farmer has challenged Garry Richardson to either name his “source” or name the player theprideoflondon.com/2015…

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👤︎ u/quirkofalltrades

📅︎ Nov 05 2015

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Name every player to have a Premier League medal with Chelsea football.london/chelsea-f…

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👤︎ u/awayland

📅︎ Mar 09 2017

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Jose Mourinho: Chelsea boss names out-of-form players bbc.co.uk/sport/0/footbal…

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👤︎ u/thetinystrawman

📅︎ Aug 21 2015

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Mateo Kovačić made more successful tackles (6) than any other player on the pitch during Spurs 0-3 Chelsea and no opposition player dribbled past him. And he got another assist. ✨ https://t.co/vMzCHrIAHH twitter.com/Squawka/statu…

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👤︎ u/AamirDogra

📅︎ Sep 19 2021

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[@iMiaSanMia] Bayern are leading the race to sign Florian Wirtz in 2023 despite interest from Manchester City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United and Arsenal. The player "Doesn’t want to go to the Premier League so quickly" [Falk, Bild TV] twitter.com/imiasanmia/st…

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👤︎ u/CiaoDavies

📅︎ Sep 29 2021

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[talksport] Gabriel Agbonlahor: “Apart from Chelsea, West Ham are the biggest club in London. Bigger than Arsenal & Tottenham! They must hang onto their players. If I was a billionaire, West Ham are in the perfect place right now under Moyes.” twitter.com/talkSPORT/sta…

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👤︎ u/PotatoesFam

📅︎ Oct 29 2021

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BBC Sport - Jose Mourinho names out-of-form Chelsea players bbc.co.uk/sport/0/footbal…

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👤︎ u/GingerSawr

📅︎ Aug 21 2015

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Chelsea FC Women duo Beth England and Emma Hayes are named the FA WSL Player of the Season and Manager of the Season! capitalfootball.co.uk/sin…

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👤︎ u/zi76

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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Research shows Barcelona and AC Milan have most trademarks in football, Neymar has most for a player (and Chelsea still owns Mourinho and Torres name) worldtrademarkreview.com/…

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👤︎ u/TopTrumpWANKER

📅︎ Jul 07 2016

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Sam Kerr has been named the Guardian's best female footballer of 2019. The Australian player, who recently joined the Women's Super League title contenders Chelsea, scored five goals at the World Cup this summer, and is the all-time top goalscorer in both the Australian W-League and the US NWSL theguardian.com/football/…

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👤︎ u/CrazyLanguageEnglish

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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[Orgullo de Nervión, Abc Sevilla] Monchi: It's possible that Kounde can leave by midnight as he has a release clause. There has been an interest from Chelsea. The first formal offer we received was on Wednesday, with an offer that did not satisfy us, and conditional on Chelsea selling a player twitter.com/Orgullo_Nervi…

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👤︎ u/RecognitionSame5332

📅︎ Aug 31 2021

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Probably the oldest squad picture of Chelsea FC. The lad in the middle was our GK, his name is William Foulke and he's the oldest Chelsea player ever (born in April 12th, 1874)

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👤︎ u/flesmih

📅︎ Mar 15 2013

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What's best place in London to buy a chelsea jersey with player name/number and badges other than the Chelsea megastore?

Title says it all. Headed to London over Christmas and want to buy a chelsea jersey for my dad for his Christmas present so he has it when we attend the game on Boxing Day. I'm not going to be visiting the bridge before the game so I'd like to know where the best place to get a jersey is. Ideally it could be gotten at a big department store (harrod's, selfridge's) since I am sure we will be going to do some shopping there anyway. I used to live in London so I am familiar with the city, and realize that plenty of places sell jersey's. What I want is somewhere that I can choose from most of the players and premier league badges etc. Thanks in advance!

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👤︎ u/hazardcfc

📅︎ Dec 18 2014

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🏆 [Post-Match Survey] Player Ratings | Chelsea 1-0 Man City | UCL Final | 2021-May-29 🏆 weekapang.typeform.com/to…

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👤︎ u/weekapang

📅︎ May 29 2021

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Chelsea FC's official twitter account tweets about a big announcement involving a player whose name begins with C... and then announce Diego Costa's still a cunt.

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👤︎ u/BrotherSeamus

📅︎ Aug 29 2017

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Bethany England named Chelsea Women’s Player of the Year instagram.com/p/CET77kDFh…

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👤︎ u/TheGingerLow

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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