Hi guys! I found the following post on Facebook and I thought to bring it here because on Facebook it went unnoticed (it has only 16 'likes'). The original poster is Sherri Lynn Snider, one of the daughters of Diane Theresa Francis, a woman who vanished in thin air almost 20 years ago.

Update 1: Sherri is on Reddit and she is reading our comments, so if you have further questions you can talk directly to her. This is Sherri: u/ssnider0615

Update 2: Sherri's message (I'm pinning it here for more visibility):

ssnider0615 · 40 min. ago

Thank you all again so much for commenting and reaching out with words of wisdom, advice and love. My mother would not even believe how far I’ve come and how wide spread her name currently is. I’m beside myself with all the appreciation for you Guys ❤️ 🥺

This being said, let's move forward.

According to Charley Project, Sherri's Mom was last seen by her daughters in Melbournce, Florida sometime in June 2003. She was arrested for trespassing in Jacksonville, Florida on November 27, 2005, and was last seen when she was released the next day. This is the last indication of her whereabouts. At the time of her disappearance, she had a "high risk" lifestyle and was transient throughout southeast Florida.

She has never been heard from again, and her daughters hired a private investigators who was unable to locate her. A former boyfriend reported Francis missing in 2015. Few details are available in her case, but her determined daughter has spent years piecing together every clue she could find.

This is Sherri Lynn's original FB post (edit: I removed the link because it breaks the sub's rules) where she tells the whole story. Maybe these details can help someone remember something and come forward with the missing pieces of this puzzle. Or maybe they can inspire the sleuths to join Sherri Lynn in her search for answers.

This is Sherri Lynn's original post, copy/pasted:

My Mother; Diane Theresa Francis

{In this document; I try my best to relive and walk you through my mother's life as I saw it and how other loved ones of hers have seen it throughout the years. They have helped me fill in the huge gaps, but there are many missing pieces that I still don't know. Remember, I was only 4 years old when the issues with Child Protective Services in Florida started and only 9 years old the last time I physically laid eyes on my mother.

*My mot

Hello, Reddit. This is my first ever write-up of a case, so I hope I’m doing this right! This one is a case I’m quite invested in; you could call it my “pet case”. There has been a write-up of this particular case before, but I’m posting this for a few reasons. The 45th anniversary is approaching, and since there is only one other summarization/discussion I could find on all of Reddit, I figured I would do some more research of my own to provide some more details and hopefully shed some more light on what is Kansas City’s oldest unresolved missing persons case.

All of my information is sourced from local papers unless stated otherwise (specific sites and news articles are cited within this write-up). Without further ado, here is the story of Loy Evitts:

Background Loy Gillespie Evitts was born December 12, 1947, in Coffeyville, Kansas, near the Oklahoma border to parents William H. and Jewell Palmer Gillespie. She graduated from Field Kinley Memorial High School in Coffeyville, class of 1966 (Loy Evitts @ findagrave). At 17, during her senior year of high school, the striking blonde met Don Evitts, 19, and the two dated as he attended Pittsburg State University in Pittsburg, Kansas, and she went on to study nursing in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Loy ended up transferring to Kansas State University in Manhattan, Kansas, roughly a 3-hour drive northwest from her hometown, where she studied clothing and retail (Loy Gillespie Evitts @ the Charley Project). Meanwhile, Don Evitts served in Vietnam, leaving his Firebird car for her to drive while he was overseas and writing to her every week; she kept a bulletin board full of his photos in her dorm room at K-State. Loy graduated with honors from K-State in 1972 and married Don Evitts later that year on November 4, 1972. The couple settled in the Kansas City suburb of Overland Park, Kansas (“Disappearance of Overland Park woman remains a heart-wrenching mystery, 40 years later”, The Kansas City Star, Glenn E. Rice and Andy Taylor, 3/1/17).

Disappearance On Monday, February 28, 1977, at approximately 2:00 PM (“Life Empty After Wife’s Disappearance”, The Kansas City Star, Bill Norton, 5/28/77), 29-year-old Evitts took her lunch break from her place of work as a legal secretary at a law firm near the Country Club Plaza in Kansas City, Missouri, where she had been working for about a month. She had a watch adjusted before going to a drugstore—reportedly Katz’s Drugstore, formerly located on the corner of 39th and

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Hello, this is a missing person case that has always intrigued me, partially because it is a case where a child disappears but isn't reported missing until two decades later. Clearly this is a very difficult case, in that no-one knows when or where Nikole disappeared so finding any leads is nigh on impossible.

The facts

There is a very nice article here, that I recommend reading to get an understanding of the full circumstances, but I will also summarize the facts below:

Jarrett (sometimes spelt Jarett? it might just be a typo) Betterson, born circa 1948 (said to be 49 in 1997) had a daughter, Nikole Betterson in 1975?, with Susan Klingel. This was a relationship disapproved by Susan's parents, either due to Jarrett's race or his drug use. Jarrett was black, Susan white, and Nikole therefore mixed race.

When Nikole was two, in 1977 Jarrett crashed the car he was driving. He and Nikole survived. Susan did not.

A few months later he met Barbara Saddler and started a relationshith with her. In December 1977, together they left Michigan with Nikole in search of a new start. Barbara promised the Klingel's (Susan's parents) that she would take care of Nikole as her own daughter.

The Klingel's never saw their granddaughter again. In 1997, when Nikole would have been 22, they decided to try and get in touch with her, believing she was now old enough to make her own decision about whether or not she wanted a relationship with them. They hired a private detective, who swiftly found Barbara and Jarrett, now married, in poverty and ill health, in Las Vegas.

There was no sign of Nikole however.

The P.I. decided to bluff and told Jarrett he knew what had happened to Nikole and that he should just confess now. Jarrett said he needed a few days and then he would tell his side of the story. He never did, however, as he and Barbara committed suicide together shortly afterwards.

Barbara sent a note to Jarrett's mother Joni Betterson (who also hadn't seen the couple in 20 years). In it, she said apologised and claimed that Jarrett was about to go to jail. No mention of Nikole was made.

Further investigation revealed that the couple had continued cashing benefit checks for Nikole until she was 18. But no one had any memory of her living with the Bettersons. In fact, the police have stated that they don't have any evidence that she ever left Michigan.

For these

Happy New Year! I am back with another cold case from the Gem State. With the new year, I am going to take a unique approach this time around- I am going to cover three cases in one post. Partially because there is not much info known about these cases, and partially because there is a possibility that they are connected.

To start with, I will give a summary of each child's life and the events of their disappearance. Then I will list out theories.

Curtis Mackeever "Mack" Fair [DOB: 09/02/1978] was a two-year-old boy living with his parents and baby sister in Nampa, ID- a city about 20 miles west of Boise. On November 5, 1980, Mack was last seen playing in his neighbor's yard on the 300 block of 15th Ave North. No timeline has been provided, but reportedly, he vanished from the yard and was never seen again. I am not sure what Nampa looked like in 1980. But in 2022, this area is in one of the rougher parts of town- the area is in a "food desert", most of the houses are worn down, and it is hot for gang activity. Indian Creek, which flows through Canyon County and joins to the Snake River, flows by this neighbor's yard. It was suspected that Mack may have drowned in the river. However, his remains have never turned up. His father passed away in 2008, and his mother is still searching for him- though she is reportedly in poor health.

Richard "Ricky" Ray Barnett [DOB: 11/26/1979] was a two-year-old boy living in rural Grangeville, ID. Ricky lived primarily with his parents- though I cannot tell if they were together at the time of his disappearance. Ricky was visiting his paternal grandparents, Waldo and Martha McChoard, for two weeks on their property at Hillcrest Farms- which was made up of several hundred acres. On the morning of August 31, 1982, Ricky was last seen playing on a hay wagon while several workers helped deliver chickens to the farm. At some point during this transaction, Ricky went missing. A search party was organized within 15 minutes, and he was called in as a missing person by 10:30 am. This search went on for about four days and included 250 volunteers. Bloodhound dogs tracked his scent to a fence line in the northwest area of the property before they lost his scent. Ricky's disappearance is a bit different from the other two in that there was some suspicion towards the family. Reportedly, Marth and Waldo did not like Ricky's mother for unknown reasons and had expressed wanting someone else to aise him. They have been subject

This isn't really a problem once I start reading a book, as I generally don't care what a person's name is as long as it's not got like 7 syllables or something, but when I am trying to research a book to see if it's for me, I get so damn confused constantly because of names like these:

Blake and Charley

Taylor and Bailey

Alex and Alex

Vick and Devon

Jesse and Quinn

River and Terry

I could go on and on. What's wrong with having an androgynous name? Absolutely nothing at all, it's fine, I like unisex names as much as the next person. It gets super confusing though when reading a book blurb that often doesn't get long enough to include gendered pronouns figuring out if Robin is a guy or a girl, and if their love interest named Sammy is also a guy or a girl.

It's a minor thing, and I'm surprised I'm even writing about it but it's happened MULTIPLE times across MULTIPLE books where I've gone to read reviews or book blurbs and been struck by all kinds of awkward confusion trying to figure out who the FMC/MMC are.

So if you're an author, try to limit the androgynous names to one for the couple, and if you're a book blurb writer and the unisex name is just a nickname, just tell us! Victoria "Vick" Mason is a quick way to indicate to me that I'm not reading about Victor.

The 2022 NAB League Women's season has arrived to showcase the AFL Women's next generation of talent. The NAB competitions host the best under-19 players in Victoria and the East Coast that are attempting to make it to Australia's top level. The 2022 season will open on Saturday, the 22nd of January.

How the 2021 season played out

The 2021 season came to a close on the 16th of May with a blockbuster match-up that showed some of the new AFL stars as the Geelong Falcons and Oakleigh Chargers battled it out for the premiership. The Oakleigh Chargers won that match as they finished in the top position on the ladder with just one loss which came against the sixth-placed Geelong Falcons.

The top four in the Metropolitan Region and the top four of the country Victoria and Tasmania divisions met in the finals with the Geelong Falcons, Oakleigh Chargers, Greater Western Victorian Rebels, Eastern Ranges, Tasmania Devils, Dandenong Stingrays, Northern Knights, and the Calder Cannons all completing the home and away season with a high enough record to compete in the finals series.

The Tasmanian Devils were the queens of Victoria country while the Oakleigh Chargers were queens of metropolitan Melbourne and the competition.

2021 Awards

Best and Fairest: Georgie Prespakis, Calder Cannons (Geelong Cats)

Best and Fairest Runnerup: Ava Jordan, Northern Knights

Leading Goal Kicker: Alyssia Pisano, Eastern Ranges

2021 Team of the year members that are now AFLW players:

• Charlie Rowbottom, Oakleigh Chargers (Gold Coast, Pick 1)
• Georgie Prespakis, Calder Cannons (Geelong, Pick 2)
• Ella Friend, GWV Rebels (St Kilda, Pick 4)
• Stella Reid, Oakleigh Chargers (Richmond, Pick 5)
• Annie Lee, Geelong Falcons (Carlton, Pick 10)
• Keeley Sherar, Eastern Ranges (Carlton, Pick 11)
• Tess Craven, Geelong Falcons (North Melbourne, Pick 13)
• Emelia Yassir, Calder Cannons (Richmond, Pick 16)
• Tara Slender, Bendigo Pioneers (North Melbourne, Pick 19)
• Amanda Ling, Western Bulldogs (Oakleigh Chargers, Pick 22)
• Brooke Vickers, Oakleigh Chargers (Carlton, Pick 23)
• Aurora Smith, Murray Bushrangers (Western Bulldogs, Pick 25)
• Elizabeth Snell, Bendigo Pioneers (Western Bulldogs, Pick 27)
• Georgia Campbell, Eastern Ranges (Melbourne, Pick 41)
• Tahlia Gillard, Calder Cannons (Melbourne, Pick 42)
• Perri King, Tasmania (North Melbourne, Pick 43)
• *Ella Maurer, Tasmania (No

• The Cardinals defeated the Chicago Bears 33-22 at Soldier Field on Sunday. With the win, the Cardinals improved to 10-2 and maintain the best record in the NFL. Arizona is the league’s first team to reach 10 wins in 2021.

2021 NFL Standings

*Play on MNF in Week 13

• The 2021 season marks just third time in franchise history the Cardinals have had at least 10 wins in the first 12 games of a season: 11-1 in 1948; 10-2 in 2015.

• Arizona has 10+ wins in a season for the 10th time in franchise history, with half of those coming during Michael Bidwill’s 15 seasons (2007-21) running the team.

• Kliff Kingsbury has become the sixth coach in franchise history to win 10+ games in a season.

Franchise Record – Wins (Season)

*During Michael Bidwill’s tenure running team

###ARIZONA’S DOMINANCE ON THE ROAD IN 2021 CONTINUES AT HISTORIC PACE

• With the win at Chicago on Sunday, the Cardinals improved to 7-0 on the road in 2021. Arizona – which has road games at Detroit (Week 15) and at Dallas (Week 17) still to play – has tied the franchise record for total road wins in a season (2015).

Franchise Record - Road Wins (Season)

• Arizona’s road wins have come in impressive fashion, including wins of:

> 25 points (38-13 in Week 1 @ Ten)

> 12 points (31-19 in Week 3 @ Jax)

> 17 points (37-20 in Week 4 @ LAR)

> 23 points (37-14 in Week 6 @ Cle)

&g

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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#FT: Portland Thorns FC 0-0 North Carolina Courage

Venue: Providence Park

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LINE-UPS

Portland Thorns FC

Bella Bixby, Becky Sauerbrunn, Emily Menges, Meghan Klingenberg (Madison Pogarch), Kelli Hubly, Christine Sinclair, Angela Salem (Olivia Moultrie), Yazmeen Ryan, Morgan Weaver (Simone Charley), Lindsey Horan (Natalia Kuikka), Sophia Smith (Tyler Lussi).

Subs: Abby Smith, Celeste Boureille, Marissa Everett, Meaghan Nally.

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North Carolina Courage

Casey Murphy, Abby Erceg, Kaleigh Kurtz, Carson Pickett, Merritt Mathias, Denise O'Sullivan, Cari Roccaro, Amy Rodriguez, Debinha, Jessica McDonald, Lynn Williams.

Subs: Brittany Ratcliffe, Taylor Smith, Rylee Baisden, Diane Caldwell, Lindsay Agnew, Samantha Leshnak, Angharad James, Meredith Speck, Kendall Fletcher.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

64' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Natalia Kuikka replaces Lindsey Horan.

64' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Madison Pogarch replaces Meghan Klingenberg.

79' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Simone Charley replaces Morgan Weaver.

79' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Olivia Moultrie replaces Angela Salem.

90'+4' Substitution, Portland Thorns. Tyler Lussi replaces Sophia Smith.

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I worked on this for too long for it to go unseen thanks to automoderation in r/cfb, so I’m putting it out there for us. It has clickable links and fun stuff, and I enjoyed making it so here it is!

In Honor of Hate Week, and The Greatest Rivalry in All of Sports, I present to you: 3653 days, A Brief Summary of Things That Have Happened Since Michigan’s Most Recent Win Over Ohio State.

In case you’re a college football fan who only follows their own team, you don’t care for Big Ten football, or you’ve been cryogenically frozen and only recently thawed out:

Welcome to the hellscape year of our Lord(s) 2021.

It’s been 84 10 years since November 26th, 2011; the last time the game clock hit zero and a Michigan Wolverine football team had more points on the scoreboard than the Ohio State Buckeyes. Ten long years since Brady Hoke clapped his way to a Big Ten Coach of the Year award. This is the longest period of time in the history of college football that anyone has went without seeing Michigan beat the Buckeyes. Let’s take a look back at November of 2011 to see what was going on at the time:

time machine noises

It’s Thanksgiving week, 2011. You’re on the interstate heading home to see your family and friends, and you turn on the pop radio station. It’s Adele’s “Someone Like You”, you’re disgusted with hearing it non-stop, but it’s currently at the top of the charts. You press seek and it lands on a station playing an ad for Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1, now in theaters, followed by “Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO, more tolerable so you leave it.

ding You’re low on fuel, time to hit an exit! Looking around, you spot a Speedway with gas at $3.31, but you’ll save that .03c with your Speedy card so it’ll have to do. Your brief pit stop costs you 20 minutes, but you’re back on the road, Kanye and Jay-Z blowing out your speakers at 75 mph, homeward bound.

time machine noises

Its 2021 again!

A look back at other interesting 2011 world events:

• The Obama/Biden administration was gearing up for it’s re-election campaign. That’s right, it was still Obama’s first term.

• The St. Louis Cardinals beat the Texas Rangers in the World Series

• Osama Bin Laden was killed.

• A tsunami caused a nuclear disaster at the Fukushima Daiichi Power Plant

• Libya overthrew the Gaddafi regime.

• A plane crash kills the most of the Russian KHL team Lokomotiv Yaroslavl.

• The Boston Br

I guess the concept didn't work

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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It really does, I swear!

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Hello, I am back with another cold case from the Gem State. It's been a minute, but I have some PTO today so I figured it would be a good time to sit down and do a write-up.

Jon Clair Barrett [DOB: 05/12/1940] was an older gentleman who lived in Pocatello, ID. Jon was known to be a unique individual but loved by the community. His hobbies included frequenting thrift shops, hanging out with his friends downtown, taking care of his dogs, and spending time with his children and grandchildren. As you can see from his pictures, he had impeccable taste in fashion.

The details of what happened on that fateful night of November 9, 2008 are scant. But at some point that evening, Jon disappeared into the cold Idaho night, and was never seen again. He left his dogs at the house, which was not characteristic of him- he took his dogs with him everywhere he could. He also left behind the medications he used to manage his diabetes, which drew immediate concern from his family. The only thing that went missing with him was his light green Dodge Caravan. However, this van was mysteriously returned to his house about a day later. Jon was, and is, still nowhere to be found.

While he has never officially been named a person of interest, suspicion over the years has turned to Jon's longtime friend, Randall Toone. He is, allegedly, the last person to see Jon alive before he went missing. He has also engaged in suspicious behavior in the time following. In May 2009, Randall was arrested in Las Vegas for fraudulent credit card use. Turns out this card belonged to his friend, Jon Barrett. Randall alleged that he had Jon's permission to use the credit card and only put about $18 on it while making a purchase at the Ross department store in Pocatello. However, Randall decided to plead no contest and served time on probation to avoid further legal action. He continued to deny involvement in Jon's disappearance.

To add some fuel to the fire (pun not intended), in 2015, a large house south of Pocatello mysteriously caught fire and was completely decimated. The cause has been ruled "inconclusive." Who owned this house? Randall Toone. No one, including Randall, was in the house at the time it burned down. It is unclear if this fire is connected to the case.

This case has stumped the family for years. In a 2010 interview with his son, Bryan Lloyd, he discussed being unsure of what happened. Bryan expressed skepticism towards Randall, reporting that he did not believe his father

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

• With their 37-14 victory over Cleveland at FirstEnergy Stadium on Sunday, the Cardinals improved to 6-0 for the first time since 1974 and for just the third time in franchise history (1974, 1922).

• Only once in franchise history have the Cardinals started a season with more consecutive wins than they have in 2021.

Franchise Record – Longest Winning Streak to Open Season

• In franchise history, there have been just four winning streaks longer than the Cardinals current six-game winning streak to open the 2021 season, which is the team’s longest since 2015 (9 in a row). A look at the longest winning streaks in franchise history:

Franchise History - Longest Winning Streaks

• With the victory over the Browns, Arizona improved to 4-0 on the road in 2021. The Cardinals now have wins in each of their first road games in a season for the first time since 2009 and for just the second time in the last 39 years.

• Just twice in the last 45 years (7 in 2015; 6 in 2009) have the Cardinals had more than four road wins in an entire season.

###OVERCOMING THE ODDS IN BIG ROAD WIN

• The Cardinals victory over the Browns on Sunday came despite head coach Kliff Kingsbury, QBs coach Cam Turner, LB Chandler Jones, DL Zach Allen and DL Corey Peters all missing the game because of COVID-19. Arizona’s All-Pro C Rodney Hudson was also placed on the injured reserve list on Saturday.

• Kingsbury – who also serves as the team’s play caller – tested positive for COVID late Friday (10/15). Assistant Head Coach/Special Teams Coordinator Jeff Rodgers and Defensive Coordinator Vance Joseph shared head coaching responsibilities on Sunday while 32-year old assistant WRs coach Spencer Whipple – who is in just his third season coaching in the NFL – called in plays collaboratively selected by the s

But that’s comparing apples to oranges