What Does Not All Diamonds Rosé say about Atlanta?

Next chapter up is Atlanta!

Repeat: There's a lot of info in each chapter, but I tried my best to keep out anything repetitive or something that is more considered common knowledge. Each chapter will get its own post because there's soooo much in some of them. I'm planning on going in order but spacing them out so as to not clog the daily feed. Also, I took notes on my phone while I read, so some names are shortened in bullet points after first mention, and if something is messed up in formatting or misspelled, I'm super sorry. Anything in quotes is straight from the book! I tried to leave my actual thoughts out of this.

Disclaimer for those who don’t know: Andy Cohen Books published this bad boy, so take that for what you will. Also, the copyediting in this book is HORRIBLE.

Link to OC. Link to NY. Link to NJ. Link to DC. Link to BH. Link to Miami. Link to RHOP. Link to Dallas.

  • Did not participate: Dwight, Kim Fields, NeNe, Demetria, Shamea, Phaedra, Porsha, Lisa Wu, KZB. The big names not participating really affected this chapter, in my opinion. We didn't get a lot of the "other" side of a lot of stories.

  • DeShawn was a fan of RHOC and knew Nene. Nene recommended Kim when they weren’t talking. Nene tried to befriend Kim’s ex, the original Big Poppa to get a house listing. Sheree and Nene were friends. Sheree got Lisa’s name when 2 other girls didn’t work out.

  • Sheree says her and Nene were never close. N was embarrassing and wild. N got mad at S for not taking N plus Greg and two friends to a private bday party.

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SFF books coming in January 2022

SFF here means all speculative fiction (fantasy, science fiction, horror, alternate history, magical realism etc).

The following SFF books will be published in the U.S. in January 2022. Other countries may differ. They are mostly new releases, but occasionally there is a re-release or a new edition of a previously published book.

If you know of others, please add them as comments below. If I've made any mistakes, just let me know, and I'll fix them up.

If you are using the Chrome browser, you might find the Goodreads Right Click extension useful, to find out more information on books that you are interested in:

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/goodreads-right-click/fbicpmopjallgdpklipffmihodimmcbe?hl=en

January 1

  • Holy Terror - Cherie Priest (Hardcover)

January 4

  • All Daughters Rise (Kinborn 1) - Alysa Auriemma (#rjhspb)
  • Beautiful Nightmares (Fortuna Sworn 4) - K.J. Sutton
  • Echoes and Empires - Morgan Rhodes
  • Fate's Ransom (The First Argentines 4) - Jeff Wheeler
  • Spin Me Right Round - David Valdes
  • Spirits and Sourdough (A Magical Bakery Mystery 10) - Bailey Cates
  • Star Wars The High Republic: The Fallen Star - Claudia Gray (#io9)
  • The Crossing Gate (Waltz of Sin and Fire 1) - Asiel R. Lavie
  • The Ivory Key - Akshaya Raman
  • The Starless Crown (Moon Fall 1) - James Rollins
  • The Unfamiliar Garden - Benjamin Percy (#io9)
  • Threader War (Quantum Empirica 2) - Gerald Brandt
  • Tiger Honor (Thousand Worlds) - Yoon Ha Lee
  • Waking Romeo - Kathryn Barker (#io9)
  • Where the Drowned Girls Go (Wayward Children 7) - Seanan McGuire

January 10

  • Fall of the Argosi (Spellslinger) - Sebastien De Castell

January 11

  • A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege 3) - K. J. Parker
  • Ashes of Gold (Wings of Ebony 2) - J. Elle
  • Battle of the Linguist Mages - Scotto Moore
  • Cold the Night, Fast the Wolves - Meg Long
  • Daughter of the Moon Goddess (Celestial Kingdom 1) - Sue Lynn Tan
  • Deep Dive - Ron Walters
  • Gods and Dragons (Wake the Dragon 3) - Kevin J. Anderson
  • Medusa - Jessie Burton (author), Olivia Lomenech Gill (illustrator)
  • Nightrender - Jodi Meadows (#io9)
  • Quantum of Nightmares (Laundry Files 11) - Charles Stross
  • The Amber Crown - Jacey Bedford
  • The Bone Spindle - Leslie Vedder (#io9)
  • The Monarchs (The Ravens 2) - Kass Morgan
  • The Shattered Skies (The Cruel Stars 2) - John Birmingham
  • The Silv
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Not this post's injured son and hoe daughter: This week in RH History: November 29th - December 5th!

NOVEMBER 29TH

RHOM, S2E12, 2012

Everyone's inlaws come to town in this meh episode.

RHOA, S8E4, 2015

Kim Fields is becoming fast friends with Phaedra during her first and only season, and I bet Phaedra can't wait to tell everyone she got to hang out with Tootie - alone! Kim brings her boys over for a swim lesson, and she is shocked that Phaedra hired an instructor so they could talk alone, and the kids were still looked after. Phaedra asks Kim what her hobbies are, what she enjoys doing - and Kim breaks down in tears talking about school drop off and pick up, making lunches, and taking care of her family. but not herself. She tells Phaedra she just realized she lost herself and didn't know until now, and she'll work on it!

Kenya plans a weird party for Cynthia, a "bachelorette part two", on a boat to see if Cynthia truly wants to divorce Peter or not.. Geeze, Kenya's illiterate when it comes to reading a fucking room. Anyways, she calls Cynthia's friend Tammy, yes, that Tammy, a stray, but allows her to come anyway. Porsha brings Shamea, who we remember last week drank Kenya's hair care, so Kenya's upset she's stuck on a boat with her. Tammy uses her close proximity to Kandi to ask if she has heard her son's song, and when everyone is like ... uh no, no one has heard that song ... Tammy sings it for everyone, and Kandi is like I'm not into rap, and Tammy is like "he should be in the studio with you!" Porsha wants to change the subject so it's less awkward, and then Tammy describes her husband as "white, the whitest man in America, Nazi white." Uh, Tammy, as Kandi asks in her confessional... the fuck?

Kenya wants Shamea off the boat, everyone's saying that Cynthia should talk her down because they're getting closer, and that offends Cynthia for some reason. Cynthia says there are other shady people here, and Porsha asks "bitch, who?" Cynthia is upset she's been called out of her name, even though it was more like bitch! than bitch. You know what I mean? Kandi and Kim are the only sober ones here, so Kim takes Cynthia away while she yells "I'll read to you! I'll read to you!" Cynthia then lays down on a lounge chair, Porsha tries to apologize, and Cynthia keeps on wagging her finger in Porsha's face. We see them get super close and hostile, then the screen fades to black while we hear a tussle! We see the footage next week!

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NFL Week 8 Announcers Schedule

NBC

Cowboys - Vikings: Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, Michele Tafoya

ESPN

Giants - Chiefs: Steve Levy, Brian Griese, Louis Riddick, Lisa Salters

Fox

Packers-Cardinals: Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Erin Andrews, Kristina Pink (TNF)

Buccaneers-Saints: Joe Davis, Troy Aikman, Erin Andrews, Tom Rinaldi

49ers-Bears: Adam Amin, Greg Olsen, Pam Oliver

Washington-Broncos: Brandon Gaudin, Mark Schlereth, Shannon Spake

Eagles-Lions: Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma, Megan Olivi

Rams-Texans: Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston, Jen Hale

Panthers-Falcons: Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez, Laura Okmin

CBS

Steelers-Browns: Jim Nantz, Tony Romo, Tracy Wolfson

Patriots-Chargers: Ian Eagle, Charles Davis, Evan Washburn

Bengals-Jets: Kevin Harlan, Trent Green, Melanie Collins

Jaguars-Seahawks: Greg Gumbel, Adam Archuletta, AJ Ross

Dolphins-Bills: Andrew Catalon, James Lofton, Sheree Burruss

Titans-Colts: Spero Dedes, Jay Feely

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Every single random streamer mode name in Rust

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Download Traxsource Top Tracks Of 2021

Download Traxsource Top 200 Tracks of 2021
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  1. The Fog – Been A Long Time (Full Intention 2021 Remix) 06:04 122bpm B♭min
  2. Soul II Soul – Back To Life (Booker T Kings Of Soul Satta Dub) 06:26 124bpm Emaj
  3. Louie Vega, Harry Romero, Vega & Romero – El Ritmo (Original Mix) 06:39 125bpm Fm
  4. Louie Vega – Another Day In My Life (Louie Vega Re-Touch) 08:39 125bpm F maj
  5. Franck Roger – Deeper EP (Original Mix) 06:30 123bpm A♭ min
  6. Vintage Culture – It Is What It Is (feat. Elise LeGrow) (Club Mix) 06:13 124bpm G♯min
  7. Jimpster, Rich Medina – This Thing (Vocal Mix) 06:38 121bpm Dm
  8. Ten City – Be Free (Emmaculate & Shannon Chambers Extended Mix) 06:10 120bpm Bmin
  9. Junior Jack – Stupidisco (David Penn Extended Remix) 06:48 123bpm F min
  10. JT Donaldson – Stay Inside (feat. Liv.e) (Sandy Rivera Extended Remix) 05:16 125bpm Amin
  11. Milk & Sugar – Let the Sun Shine (Purple Disco Machine Extended Remix) 07:05 123bpm B maj
  12. Ella, Mattei & Omich – Roots (Moon Rocket Remix) 07:25 124bpm E maj
  13. Ministers De La Funk, Jocelyn Brown – Believe feat. Jocelyn Brown (Kurd Maverick Extended Revamp) 05:35 126bpm B maj
  14. Honey Dijon – Downtown feat. Annette Bowen, Nikki-O (Louie Vega Extended Raw Dub Mix) 07:33 126bpm B♭ maj
  15. Full Intention – Sky’s the Limit (Original Mix) 06:34 122bpm D♭ min
  16. Adeva – In & Out of My Life (Michael Gray Remix) 06:29 122bpm Am
  17. Oscar P – T.I.R.E.D. (Norty Cotto Remix) 05:32 123bpm D min
  18. Brian Power – Optimistic (feat. Lucita Jules) (Michael Gray Remix) 06:52 120bpm E♭min
  19. Artone – Back In Da Dayz feat. Jay-J (Dutchican Soul Remix) 05:47 125bpm D min
  20. Nu Port 62 – When Love Is Over (Original Mix) 06:18 122bpm E
  21. Soulista, Karmina Dai – Symphomaniac (Original Mix) 06:13 124bpm D#min
  22. Michael Gray, Kelli Sae – Good Love (Michael Gray Extended Mix) 07:45 120bpm C
  23. Blaze, Barbara Tucker, UDAUFL – Most Precious Love (Michael Gray Remix) 07:56 122bpm G min
  24. Yass – Deliver Us feat. Lt Brown & Jay Sebag (Original Mix) *06:59
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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Pun intended.
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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28 (And Counting) Brokers and their sell limitations, if any

Couldn't post this on r/GME cuz it kept on getting auto removed:

Compilation of sell limits from brokers:

*PM me if you have more info on your particular broker you'd like to share with err one.*

1. Revolut:

"Any Revolut users last time i asked revolut suport said that 10k limit per share for limit sell orders will not increase with the shere price any advice to felow ape on what to do? And no i cant transfer my shares out of revolut they literaly dont offer such service. Thanks for your answers." - u/HiStoryin_The_MakingWhat's a good exit strategy for Revolut? Maximum per trade is $10,000 🙃 -u/xRazorleaf

Entire Post on Selling with Revolut https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/m92qr4/revoluts_rules_for_exiting_trades_adjust_your/ -u/JustBeingPunny

Hi! I use revolut and was able to set a 1mil sales limit. I contacted support and they said for sell there shouldn't be a limit. It seems the limit is for purchasing The only drawback seems to be that it expires daily -u/Ampedrosa

Hello fellow ape, I saw your post on the exit strategy and I really fucking love you. I'm a UK based ape on Revolut, I had a whole convo with them yesterday about how they will act during the squeeze. I pressed on more details about "high risk" situations in which they would liquidate us early, but basically they told me even Revolut doesn't know what "high risk" means for the broker Drivewealth... One more important thing they told me, that you might want to add to the post, is about the limit on selling, I asked them if we can go above 10k: "If you sell exactly the amount of shares you own, the trade will go through even if the number of shares/total amount in USD is higher or lower than the limit. You can do that through tapping on the "Max" button (which is above the keyboard) when submitting the order. Your Order might not be accepted if it gives rise to too much risk for the Third Party Broker or if trading is no longer available or is suspended in the Instrument your Order relates to." Can't send screenshots in here but as soon as I figure it out, I can send you the conversation. Thank you for your awesome work !! [user name censored on /rGME]

https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/m8nk84/important_all_apes_need_to_read_this_to_prepare/ Hello! Im a Revolut user and i contacted them, as we know we can't sell above 10.000 $

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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Baka!
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concrete 🗿
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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is Isn't
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My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

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Uh-oh, somebody's crying! This week in RHH History: November 22nd - 28th.

'Ello, 'ello! Another week, another list. I will just not discuss RHOD due to the new rule in place, and I just don't want to have to worry/work around it. It's not like there are many, if at all, long-lasting iconic moments, nor Dallas housewives that are favourites. It will not be missed (by me, at least).

NOVEMBER 22ND

RHOA, S8E3, 2015

For some reason, we have to see Porsha getting a colonic, and Phaedra sits and watches. That odd-ass decision aside, Phaedra uses the moment to talk about how pissed she is at Kandi for housing Apollo's motorbikes in her garage, even though Todd probably is mostly responsible for that.

Kenya is launching her hair care line, Kenya Moore Hair Care (does anyone else hear drums whenever they see/hear the name?), and Marlo wants to make sure the venue is cold - as it's the most important thing to her! We learn that Marlo, along with the other housewives, is disappointed as it is absolutely sweltering, and when pregnant Kandi goes to the bar to ask for a glass of water, there is none.

Shamea assumes all the bottles of Kenya Moore Hair Care are filled with water and takes a big gulp of shampoo. It is indeed full of water, which is upsetting to Kenya's friends, as Kenya hasn't even arrived yet.

When Kenya does get there, she dips out immediately cause it was so freakin' hot in there, and takes her date outside.

Peter and Cynthia are at the edge of their divorce, and things aren't going well enough to stick together according to Cynthia, yet Peter begs for another chance and she gives it to him.

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RHOP, S5E17, 2020

Still in Portugal, Ashley tells Robyn and Gizelle poolside that she has written a statement for Monique, and mentions that now she and Candiace can "call it even." No matter what she meant, the two latched on to that and told her Candiace would no longer be her friend and to expect their relationship to be over.

The women go out for dinner the next day, and after Robyn tells all the women the photos for Embellished dropped, everyone gets to see their photos used except for Karen, whose photos weren't chosen. Karen is like, "I'm good", and doesn't react much which is good. Gizelle and Ashley are throwing a dominatrix-themed party, and while eve

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Not this post's injured son and hoe daughter: This week in RH History: November 29th - December 5th! (Repost due to issues!)

NOVEMBER 29TH

RHOM, S2E12, 2012

Everyone's inlaws come to town in this meh episode.

RHOA, S8E4, 2015

Kim Fields is becoming fast friends with Phaedra during her first and only season, and I bet Phaedra can't wait to tell everyone she got to hang out with Tootie - alone! Kim brings her boys over for a swim lesson, and she is shocked that Phaedra hired an instructor so they could talk alone, and the kids were still looked after. Phaedra asks Kim what her hobbies are, what she enjoys doing - and Kim breaks down in tears talking about school drop off and pick up, making lunches, and taking care of her family. but not herself. She tells Phaedra she just realized she lost herself and didn't know until now, and she'll work on it!

Kenya plans a weird party for Cynthia, a "bachelorette part two", on a boat to see if Cynthia truly wants to divorce Peter or not... Geeze, Kenya's illiterate when it comes to reading a fucking room. Anyways, she calls Cynthia's friend Tammy, yes, that Tammy, a stray, but allows her to come anyway. Porsha brings Shamea, who we remember last week drank Kenya's hair care, so Kenya's upset she's stuck on a boat with her. Tammy uses her close proximity to Kandi to ask if she has heard her son's song, and when everyone is like ... uh no, no one has heard that song ... Tammy sings it for everyone, and Kandi is like I'm not into rap, and Tammy is like "he should be in the studio with you!" Porsha wants to change the subject so it's less awkward, and then Tammy describes her husband as "white, the whitest man in America, Nazi white." Uh, Tammy, as Kandi asks in her confessional... the fuck?

Kenya wants Shamea off the boat, everyone's saying that Cynthia should talk her down because they're getting closer, and that offends Cynthia for some reason. Cynthia says there are other shady people here, and Porsha asks "bitch, who?" Cynthia is upset she's been called out of her name, even though it was more like bitch! than bitch. You know what I mean? Kandi and Kim are the only sober ones here, so Kim takes Cynthia away while she yells "I'll read to you! I'll read to you!" Cynthia then lays down on a lounge chair, Porsha tries to apologize, and Cynthia keeps on wagging her finger in Porsha's face. We see them get super close and hostile, then the screen fades to black while we hear a tussle! We see the footage next week!

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Traxsource Top 200 Tracks of 2021

Genre: House, Afro House, Deep House, Funky House, Jackin’ House, Soulful House, Soul / Funk / Disco, Nu Disco / Disco, Indie Dance, Tech House, Dance / Electro Pop
Release Date: 2021-12-09

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https://sharing-db.info/djs-chart/358992_traxsource-top-200-tracks-of-2021/

> 1. The Fog – Been a Long Time (Full Intention 2021 Remix) (6:04)
2. Soul II Soul – Back To Life (Booker T Kings Of Soul Satta Dub) (6:26)
3. Louie Vega, Harry Romero, Vega & Romero – El Ritmo (Original Mix) (6:39)
4. Louie Vega – Another Day In My Life (LV Re-Touch) (8:39)
5. Franck Roger – Deeper EP (6:30)
6. Vintage Culture, Elise LeGrow – It Is What It Is (feat. Elise LeGrow) (Club Mix) (6:13)
7. Jimpster, Rich Medina – This Thing (Vocal Mix) (6:38)
8. Ten City – Be Free (Emmaculate & Shannon Chambers Extended Mix) (6:10)
9. Junior Jack – Stupidisco (David Penn Extended Remix) (6:48)
10. JT Donaldson, Liv.E – Stay Inside (feat. Liv.e) (Sandy Rivera Extended Remix) (5:16)
11. Milk & Sugar – Let the Sun Shine (Purple Disco Machine Extended Remix) (7:05)
12. Mattei & Omich, Ella – Roots (Moon Rocket Remix) (7:25)
13. Ministers de la Funk, Jocelyn Brown – Believe (Kurd Maverick Extended Revamp) (5:35)
14. Honey Dijon, Annette Bowen, Nikki-O – Downtown (feat. Annette Bowen & Nikki-O) (Louie Vega Extended Raw Dub Mix) (7:33)
15. Full Intention – Sky’s the Limit (Original Mix) (6:34)
16. Adeva – In & Out of My Life (Michael Gray Remix) (6:29)
17. Oscar P – T.I.R.E.D. (Norty Cotto Remix) (5:31)
18. Brian Power, Lucita Jules – Optimistic (feat. Lucita Jules) (Michael Gray Remix) (6:52)
19. Artone, Jay-J – Back In Da Dayz (Dutchican Soul Remix) (5:47)
20. Nu Port 62 – When Love Is Over (6:18)
21. Soulista, Karmina Dai – Symphomaniac (6:13)
22. Kelli Sae, Michael Gray – Good Love (Michael Gray Extended Mix) (7:45)
23. Blaze & UDAUFL, Barbara Tucker – Most Precious Love (Michael Gray Remix) (7:56)
24. Yass, Jay Sebag, LT Brown – Deliver Us (feat. Lt Brown & Jay Sebag) (6:59)
25. Sebb Junior – U Got 2 (Extended Mix) (5:58)
26. Reelsoul – All That I Can Say (Lonnie’s Groove) (Reelsoul & DJ Spen Original Mix) (6:24)
27. First Choice – Let No Man Put Asunder (Alan Dixon Remix) (7:38)
28. David Penn, Sheylah Cuffy – Scream 4 Love (Micky More & Andy Tee Remix) (6

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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