Charles Campbell Worthington Puns

A list of puns related to "Charles Campbell Worthington"

Why can’t Ray Charles see his friends?

He’s married

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👤︎ u/CognitivlessApe
📅︎ Jul 01 2021
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What was Charles Lindbergh nickname when he couldn't fly anymore

Ground chuck

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👤︎ u/santino1987
📅︎ Jun 07 2021
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Just finished reading Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations.

Bit of a let down if I'm honest.

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👤︎ u/Vassago223
📅︎ May 16 2021
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Prince Charles is selling his towel.

If anybody wants a heir dryer...

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👤︎ u/matthewbowers88
📅︎ May 08 2021
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Did you know Charles Manson released an album?

It was a cult classic.

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👤︎ u/Choiceofart
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Campbell got a new catch phrase

“It’s Souper!”

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👤︎ u/callmefinny
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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What did Charles Dickens name his cough drop company?

Great Expectorations

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👤︎ u/zighawk
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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TIL that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.

For both, it’s all relative.

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.

The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.

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👤︎ u/smoffatt34920
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?

Endless Love

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.

It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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YouTube theory Video - Charles died Muntz ago
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👤︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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What was Charles Bronson's father's name?

Bron.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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The coronavirus will probably be the closest thing to a crown that Prince Charles will ever get.
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👤︎ u/Ak171
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Prince Charles got the COVID-19

Finally he got his crown

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👤︎ u/Usual-Buddy
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...

It was a roil-mess.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why did Ray Charles buy custom shoes?

He wanted better soul support

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👤︎ u/Science_Geek_101
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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Where did Prince Charles spend his first honeymoon?

In-diana.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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How much does the average Charles weigh?

A charles-ton.

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👤︎ u/BawkMcGraw
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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👤︎ u/gone11gone11
📅︎ May 06 2020
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Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.

It's a natural selection.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Did you hear about the Campbell’s truck driver that got into a car crash?

The doctor informed him he had a cancussion.

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👤︎ u/TotallyIneptWeeb
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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I was reading through London history and thought it was interesting to learn what happened to King Charles the First’s head.

[removed]

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👤︎ u/theonlyrealnoah
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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My friends Charles lived away for a long time.

So when he came back, I started calling him Harles.

Long time no C.

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👤︎ u/Mudman1969
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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What car does James Charles drive?

A convertible

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👤︎ u/SchlonkyKong
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Charles Dickens writing about his short stint working at a sausage factory...

“It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times...” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤨

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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Who is Campbell's favorite Superhero?

Souperman!

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👤︎ u/unclematthegreat
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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Charles de Gaufre
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👤︎ u/SeBAsTianMrANt
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
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👤︎ u/notalwaysthewriteway
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why does James Charles always lose at poker?

He can never get a straight.

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👤︎ u/FlavoredCommunism
📅︎ May 14 2019
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Job at Campbell's Soup

My son got a job at Campbell's Soup. They no longer match 401k contributions, so I suggested he open a Broth IRA.

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👤︎ u/mudmonkeybtc
📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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James Charles

Goodbye Sister

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👤︎ u/knightsofvalour
📅︎ May 12 2019
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OMG SISTERS JAMES CHARLES IS DOING A GIVEAWAY

his career

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👤︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
📅︎ May 12 2019
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My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said ‘James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said ‘Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese
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👤︎ u/yeetyboi8787
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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What is Charles Darwin’s go-to halloween costume?

A galapaghost

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks...

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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👤︎ u/perezgc
📅︎ Jan 14 2017
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In 1948, Elizabeth (the future queen) became pregnant with her first child (now Prince Charles). How did her doctor tell her?

"There's something in the heir."

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Feb 08 2018
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If Charles Dance was made of lead...

he'd be Charles Dense.

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👤︎ u/Sinius
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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I just finished "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.

It wasn't as good as I'd hoped.

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👤︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
📅︎ May 27 2021
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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

He's married.

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👤︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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My friend Charles lived away for a long time. So when he came back, I started calling him Harles.

Long time no C.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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