A list of puns related to "Cd Mirandés"
If it’s not possible, how bad are they? Are they common?
Hello fellow Leones!
Recently appointed mod and looking to do something new here. For the January transfer window I am looking to generate a place where we can discuss transfer news, potential activity and dream signings (Oyarzabal to think of one!).
Please post any stories or potential stories of transfers related to Athletic Club in the following thread and any updates I will summarise in the post. I will include all our transfer history of the season thus far, as well as any important promotions from the B squad, and if this post has any success I will replace it with a general transfer rumour mill, where we can discuss and important contract discussions, potential signings and possible outgoing players. All confirmed activity will go in the table below.
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Arrivals 21/22:
Player | Age | Position | From | Fee |
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Álex Petxa | 24 | RB | Real Sociedad B | Free transfer |
Imanol García de Albéniz | 21 | LB | Bilbao Athletic | Promoted |
Nico Williams | 19 | RW | Bilbao Athletic | Promoted |
Julen Agirrezabala | 21 | GK | Bilbao Athletic | Promoted |
Nico Serrano | 18 | RW | Bilbao Athletic | Promoted |
Departures 21/22:
Player | Age | Position | To | Fee |
---|---|---|---|---|
Kenan Kodro | 28 | ST | Fehérvár | Free transfer |
Iago Herrerín | 33 | GK | Al-Raed | Free transfer |
Jon Morcillo | 23 | LW | Real Valladolid | Loan |
Iñigo Vicente | 24 | CM | CD Mirandés | Loan |
Imanol García de Albéniz | 21 | LB | CD Mirandés | Loan |
Unai López | 26 | CM | Rayo Vallecano | Loan |
Iñigo Córdoba | 24 | LW | Go Ahead Eagles | Loan |
Ibai Gómez | 32 | LW | Free Agent | Released |
Here is summary of Juventus news from Italy:
November 27, 2021 - by Riccardo Sgroi
We have to keep working, try to win and move forward. "- It's hard to find different words after yet another low of the season, but we should expect more from Max Allegri.
Also and above all considering that the environment is no longer very serene and the results are struggling to arrive despite decent performance.
They still say it is the strongest squad ever, there are errors of assessment: the team can fight for the top four positions.
“We need to be realistic about the standings: we are temporarily worth the points we have.
Now let's reset everything and think of Salerno, which is a very difficult field, to get even with them and try to get out of it ”- And let's hope Mister Allegri that good news will arrive from Salerni!
November 27, 2021 - by Mauro Bortone
Yet another defeat for Juventus, who after the defeat in the Champions League also lost at home to Atalanta: now fourth place is further and further away.
At 20 'a great ball by McKennie for Chiesa, who flew towards Musso but was reassembled and stopped by Toloi.
Malinovskyi was booked in the action for a foul on Dybala (secondyellowcardforAtalantaaftertheoneagainstFreuler).
In the 70th minute, a header out of Bonucci on a free kick kicked by Dybala in the area.
At 94 'a great opportunity for Juve: free kick from the edge, which Dybala kicks by taking the crossbar.
November 27, 2021 - by Simone Navarra
Yet, as a fan who does not know and has little desire to reflect after yet another setback, one feels the desire to send a clear message.
When Zaccheroni was called to Juve's bedside he was asked to put in order and explain what could be done in the future.
This is why it would make sense to rely on a coach who comes from afar, who does not know our little Italian things and wants to impose, to define a perspective.
Because it has long been impossible to recognize the team he was before.
Some repeat that everything depends on a sentence that will be issued and will concern the Super League.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
So I recently started a new career on World Class, since I got bored of winning 7-0 every other game on Professional. I'm having a really hard time adjusting to the new difficulty though. Before, I usually struggled a bit when increasing the difficulty, but after about one season I started winning comfortably vs most teams in the Prem (played as Spurs).
I took the advice to start with a lower tier club on WC, so now I'm playing with CD Mirandés in the Spanish lower division. I feel like the AI controlled players on my team are completely useless. They are never in position to intercept passes, which the opponents are ridiculously good at. What's even worse is that it seems like I can't make a proper pass to save my life. Either I pass in a completely random direction, even though I'm pointing the right stick clearly towards my intended target, or the pass just has no power at all and just rolls forward for the opponents to snatch up.
The only goals I manage to score are when I can make a through ball to a winger and precision dribble past the defenders alone. I think in 26 games I've scored from a cross only once. The opponents intercept 99% of crosses.
Don't get me wrong. I want a challenge. I want to have to fight for the W, but at the moment I just feel like there's nothing I can do. When I do score a goal I feel like it was 50% luck, but most of the time when I concede a goal I feel like there was little to nothing I could do to stop it.
Any tips are welcome!
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
It was about a weak back.
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