My Career Mode with CD Mirandés end of 2nd season. Finishing 6th
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Forward Aridane Santana (former CD Tenerife / CD Mirandés / Albacete Balompié) ends his contract at Hyderabad FC of ISL and is released. twitter.com/QuirosRuiz/st…
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Possible to turn off international job offers after I’ve already started a CD Mirandés career?

If it’s not possible, how bad are they? Are they common?

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2019/2020 Copa del Rey Semi-finals: Real Sociedad vs CD Mirandés, Athletic Club vs Granada CF twitter.com/Sport_EN/stat…
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In case you feel like doing a CD Mirandés career—I realised quite late that 10/11 starting lineup is there ON LOAN
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CD Mirandés have advanced to the semi-finals of the Copa del Rey after defeating Villarreal twitter.com/CDMirandes/st…
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Copa del Rey, Round of 16 match --- CD Mirandés 3 - 1 Sevilla FC: Post Match Analysis, including interviews with Lopetegui, Vaclík and Nolito youtu.be/nm5MEI28Pys
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Interview to Julen Lopetegui before tomorrow's Round of 16 match of the 2019-2020 Copa del Rey against CD Mirandés sevillafc.es/actualidad/n…
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Season 2027/28: CD Mirandés finally win the La Liga title. They would go on to win the UCL in the same season. Total: 3x UCL 1x UEL 1X Copa de Espana 1× Supercopa and 2x UEFA Supercup
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👤︎ u/Toao2001
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Season 2027/8: CD Mirandés finally win the La Liga title. In the same year, winning the UCL for the third time. Other titles include 1xUEL, 1xCipa de Espana, 2xUEFA Supercups and 1xSupercopa
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👤︎ u/Toao2001
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OFFICIAL: Sevilla FC will face CD Mirandés at the Round of 16 of the 2019-2020 Copa del Rey sevillafc.es/actualidad/n…
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Copa del Rey, Round of 16 match --- CD Mirandés - Sevilla FC: Pre-match youtu.be/u8D8S8gIeZg
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CD Mirandés has won the RFEF Cup for the first time in the club's history rfef.es/noticias/cronica-…
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👤︎ u/wisdom591
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January Transfer Window '22 - Ventana del Mercado de Invierno '22

Hello fellow Leones!

Recently appointed mod and looking to do something new here. For the January transfer window I am looking to generate a place where we can discuss transfer news, potential activity and dream signings (Oyarzabal to think of one!).

Please post any stories or potential stories of transfers related to Athletic Club in the following thread and any updates I will summarise in the post. I will include all our transfer history of the season thus far, as well as any important promotions from the B squad, and if this post has any success I will replace it with a general transfer rumour mill, where we can discuss and important contract discussions, potential signings and possible outgoing players. All confirmed activity will go in the table below.

Let me know if you have any ideas to further develop the reddit. I have also added you the ability to add a community flair to your profile with our beautiful badge (designed by the family of one of our fellow redditors).

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Arrivals 21/22:

Player Age Position From Fee
Álex Petxa 24 RB Real Sociedad B Free transfer
Imanol García de Albéniz 21 LB Bilbao Athletic Promoted
Nico Williams 19 RW Bilbao Athletic Promoted
Julen Agirrezabala 21 GK Bilbao Athletic Promoted
Nico Serrano 18 RW Bilbao Athletic Promoted

Departures 21/22:

Player Age Position To Fee
Kenan Kodro 28 ST Fehérvár Free transfer
Iago Herrerín 33 GK Al-Raed Free transfer
Jon Morcillo 23 LW Real Valladolid Loan
Iñigo Vicente 24 CM CD Mirandés Loan
Imanol García de Albéniz 21 LB CD Mirandés Loan
Unai López 26 CM Rayo Vallecano Loan
Iñigo Córdoba 24 LW Go Ahead Eagles Loan
Ibai Gómez 32 LW Free Agent Released
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[Rassegna Stampa] 28 November 2021 - Summary of Juventus news from Italy, translated

Here is summary of Juventus news from Italy:

Juventibus

Allegri: “Squad from the first four positions. Now let's reset everything "

November 27, 2021 - by Riccardo Sgroi

We have to keep working, try to win and move forward. "- It's hard to find different words after yet another low of the season, but we should expect more from Max Allegri.

Also and above all considering that the environment is no longer very serene and the results are struggling to arrive despite decent performance.

They still say it is the strongest squad ever, there are errors of assessment: the team can fight for the top four positions.

“We need to be realistic about the standings: we are temporarily worth the points we have.

Now let's reset everything and think of Salerno, which is a very difficult field, to get even with them and try to get out of it ”- And let's hope Mister Allegri that good news will arrive from Salerni!


Juve lower and lower: ko with Atalanta and whistles at the Stadium

November 27, 2021 - by Mauro Bortone

Yet another defeat for Juventus, who after the defeat in the Champions League also lost at home to Atalanta: now fourth place is further and further away.

At 20 'a great ball by McKennie for Chiesa, who flew towards Musso but was reassembled and stopped by Toloi.

Malinovskyi was booked in the action for a foul on Dybala (secondyellowcardforAtalantaaftertheoneagainstFreuler).

In the 70th minute, a header out of Bonucci on a free kick kicked by Dybala in the area.

At 94 'a great opportunity for Juve: free kick from the edge, which Dybala kicks by taking the crossbar.


For what we are not now

November 27, 2021 - by Simone Navarra

Yet, as a fan who does not know and has little desire to reflect after yet another setback, one feels the desire to send a clear message.

When Zaccheroni was called to Juve's bedside he was asked to put in order and explain what could be done in the future.

This is why it would make sense to rely on a coach who comes from afar, who does not know our little Italian things and wants to impose, to define a perspective.

Because it has long been impossible to recognize the team he was before.

Some repeat that everything depends on a sentence that will be issued and will concern the Super League.


[Tactical analysi

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/trezebot
📅︎ Nov 28 2021
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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📅︎ Jan 02 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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👤︎ u/Eoussama
📅︎ Jan 17 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/rj104
📅︎ Jan 15 2022
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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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Trouble adjusting to World Class

So I recently started a new career on World Class, since I got bored of winning 7-0 every other game on Professional. I'm having a really hard time adjusting to the new difficulty though. Before, I usually struggled a bit when increasing the difficulty, but after about one season I started winning comfortably vs most teams in the Prem (played as Spurs).

I took the advice to start with a lower tier club on WC, so now I'm playing with CD Mirandés in the Spanish lower division. I feel like the AI controlled players on my team are completely useless. They are never in position to intercept passes, which the opponents are ridiculously good at. What's even worse is that it seems like I can't make a proper pass to save my life. Either I pass in a completely random direction, even though I'm pointing the right stick clearly towards my intended target, or the pass just has no power at all and just rolls forward for the opponents to snatch up.

The only goals I manage to score are when I can make a through ball to a winger and precision dribble past the defenders alone. I think in 26 games I've scored from a cross only once. The opponents intercept 99% of crosses.

Don't get me wrong. I want a challenge. I want to have to fight for the W, but at the moment I just feel like there's nothing I can do. When I do score a goal I feel like it was 50% luck, but most of the time when I concede a goal I feel like there was little to nothing I could do to stop it.

Any tips are welcome!

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👤︎ u/Gauxen
📅︎ Aug 30 2021
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Spi__
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📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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👤︎ u/Sk2ec
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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👤︎ u/TheTreelo
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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👤︎ u/Kennydoe
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Naan-negotiable
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👤︎ u/sjmaeff
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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👤︎ u/ridi86
📅︎ Jan 09 2022
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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👤︎ u/tanglwyst
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