Cavan Clerkin Puns

Hats off to this man especially in season 4. Always bossing things and doing what seemed to be impossible. He was a top man, the acting from Cavan Clerkin was quality, along with all the TLK team. They always deliver and a massive thank you to the TLK team for every season. Hope you are all keeping safe and I can't wait for season 5.

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Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

Gerard Johnson (TONY & HYENA) has a new film out in selected UK cinemas and on demand. It's very film noir and all I could think about when watching it was Paul Schrader's 1970 essay he did to accompany his film noir show case. MUSCLE really conforms to Schrader's idea of film noir at the very least. Certainly, in term of the simple rule of the how being more important than the what.

A breakdown of that essay is here https://www.reddit.com/r/filmnoir/comments/k8paua/a_film_noir_manifesto_inspired_by_paul_schrader/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Set around old school gyms where beefcakes clunk weights and exude testorone, it stars Cavan Clerkin and Craig Fairbrass. One just needs someone to understand him, the other exploits the weak and vulnerable until they’re used up and no longer any value to him.

I spoke with Gerard for the Britflicks Podcast. He talks about the magic you get from long takes, the cinematic discoveries he made shooting in Newcastle (location of the original GET CARTER for those outsidfe the UK), how to shoot an orgy scene (and host an orgy) and the benefits of black and white LINK TO THE PODCAST WITH GERARD JOHNSON

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."