Dad: My doctor put me on a seafood diet

Son: I know dad, you see food you eat it.

Dad: No, I can only eat c foods, cantaloupe, cauliflower, carrots.

Son: ...

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📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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Got my wife and baby

Asked my wife what my 7 month old was having for dinner. She said chicken, cauliflower, and carrots.

Me: oh, so he's having a c-food dinner? Her: ... Me: hahahahaha

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📅︎ Oct 06 2016
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