Funny article about two catholic men leaving a party of attractive, single women without talking to them and leaving with each other?

It was posted her ea few months ago...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WifeEnjoyer
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Prominent Victorian Liberal Party figures deny sending racist, homophobic texts calling people 'fag Catholics', 'curries' abc.net.au/news/2018-12-2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/B0ssc0
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Look at them, bloody Catholics. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.

[sings]

 There are Jews in the world,

 There are Buddhists,

 There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
 
 There are those that follow Mohammed,

 But I've never been one of them...

 I'm a Roman Catholic,

 And have been since before I was born,

 And the one thing they say about Catholics,

 Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

 You don't have to be a six-footer,

 You don't have to have a great brain,

 You don't have to have any clothes on -

 You're a Catholic the minute Dad came...

 Because...

 Every sperm is sacred,

 Every sperm is great,

 If a sperm is wasted,

 God gets quite irate.

Children: Every sperm is sacred,

 Every sperm is great,

 If a sperm is wasted,

 God gets quite irate.

Child: [solo] Let the heathen spill theirs,

 On the dusty ground,

 God shall make them pay for,

 Each sperm that can't be found.

Children: Every sperm is wanted,

 Every sperm is good,

 Every sperm is needed,

 In your neighbourhood.

Mum: [solo] Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,

 Spill theirs just anywhere,

 But God loves those who treat their

 Semen with more care.

Men neighbours: [peering out of toilets]

 Every sperm is sacred,

 Every sperm is great,

Women neighbours: [on wall]

 If a sperm is wasted,

Children: God get quite irate.

Priest: [in church] Every sperm is sacred,

Bride and Groom: Every sperm is good.

Nannies: Every sperm is needed.

Cardinals: [in prams] In your neighbourhood!

Children: Every sperm is useful, Every sperm is fine,

Funeral Cortege: God needs everybody's,

First Mourner: Mine!

Lady Mourner: And mine!

Corpse: And mine!

Nun: [solo] Though the pagans spill theirs,

 O'er mountain, hill and plain,

Various artefacts in a Roman Catholic Souvenir Shop:

 God shall strike them down for

 Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Everybody: Every sperm is sacred,

 Every sperm is good,

 Every sperm is needed,

 In your neighbourhood.

Even more than everybody, including two fire-eaters, a juggler, a

clown at a piano and a stilt-walker riding a bicycle:

 Every sperm is sacred,

 Every sperm is great,

 If a sperm is wasted,

 God gets quite irate.

      [Everybody cheers (including the fire-eaters, the

      juggler, the clown at the piano and the stilt-walker

      riding the bicycle). Fireworks go off, a Chinese dragon
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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KVP (Catholic People's Party) "Healthy Family, Healthy People. KVP The Family Party." Netherlands 1948.
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Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glide08
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Catholic people of reddit what was the weirdest thing that you saw or happened during a sunday mass in the church?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2021
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On the Catholic Church burnings people should not make any assumptions

(i)Don't assume that this is indigenous people doing it. We have no idea who the actual arsonists are and the authorities have said that its unconfirmed. For all we know it could be just agent provocateurs.

(ii)Don't assume that most indigenous people support this. Many First Nations chiefs have condemned these attacks and have actually offered security to these Churches. Many of the Churches themselves that were burned are indigenous Churches so many of the indigenous communities that attend these parishes have condemned these attacks. Out in Kamloops there was a residential school survivor in their 90s mourning the burning of their Church because they said it was built by their ancestors and they felt it was an attack on their community.

(iii)This is the most obvious but don't assume this helps indigenous communities. To me this actually distracts attention from where the focus should be. The genocide of indigenous peoples by a state policy of the federal government implemented by the Churches of all different denominations.

Justice to me that's actually effective is very simple. Implement all of the calls to action of the Truth and Reconciliation Commission and not just half measures whether it be guaranteed rights to health care, abolition of the doctrine of discovery in our legal codes, overhauling child welfare, compensation packages to residential school survivors, etc. Then implement all the calls to action of the missing and murdered inquiry when it comes to stopping that genocidal phenomenon as well. There are actual effective ways of pursuing justice for indigenous communities that decolonises the genocidal structures built on their backs. This is does nothing and many indigenous leaders have condemned it anyways.

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On Scheer same-sex marriage stance, Tory MP accuses parties of 'anti-Catholic bigotry' beta.ctvnews.ca/national/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Minor_Annoyance
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Covington Catholic: Longer video shows start of the incident at Indigenous Peoples March cincinnati.com/story/news…
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Anti-Chinese Communist Party advocacy unites alliance of young, diverse people to run in 2022 Australian federal election abc.net.au/news/2021-12-1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BleuPrince
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Not technically canon, but from a third party chart I see a lot of people using
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πŸ‘€︎ u/erttheking
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Bank CEO Jamie Dimon says he regrets joking about the Chinese Communist Party A JPMorgan spokesperson said the bank was committed to China and that Dimon had made clear during the discussion in Boston that "China and its people are very smart and very thoughtful." cnn.com/2021/11/24/busine…
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Anti-lockdown rally organizer who ran for People's Party has COVID-19 lfpress.com/news/local-ne…
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[I made] a ramen party! We ate small servings in mugs and most people tried multiple varieties. reddit.com/gallery/q92kin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalyknits
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On Scheer same-sex marriage stance, Tory MP accuses parties of 'anti-Catholic bigotry' ctvnews.ca/mobile/politic…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redrobin65
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How does casual dancing (like at a party) work? Do people just memorize dance moves and then do them? Is it normal to use the "official" moves for a song to dance to a different song?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cruskie
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The one picture of my birthday party, waited till midnight at the bar and none of the 30+ people I invited showed up. Whats wrong with me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlyssaPaige93
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For some reason, anti-social people tend to arrive first at parties
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Justice Department backs Catholic Church in firing openly gay teacher. If you're a gay teacher, the church will fire you. If you're a pedophile priest, the church will cover it up, payoff your victims and let you carry on. The church protects pedophiles and persecutes gay people. #CatholicValues nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-o…
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We need to talk about this in Ontario. But we probably won’t | Surely a party that’s committed to truly rebuilding itself has to at least bash out in public the issue of taxpayer-funded Catholic schools nationalpost.com/opinion/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viva_la_vinyl
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We had a Halloween party and had to ensure people stayed away from the boizℒ️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/carpegin
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Recent arrests of people on a party bus where people had hollow point ammo

Sorry for the n00b question if it is one and not agreeing with anything unlawful that might have been going on, but I see a lot of the charges that were filed against these people were for possession of hollow-point ammunition. Is that a crime in NJ, or only if you're already in possession of an illegal weapon? I can't see how it is sold everywhere if it's illegal to possess.

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White people party 🀒 youtu.be/ougWHLT_95A
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoot_1
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So a priest was drunk driving and fled the scene of a hit and run that killed a Catholic school teacher after the Christmas party they had all attended.

I guess it was God's plan to kill her and injure another teacher. No problem, confession will absolve him.

NBC Chicago: Man Identified, Charged In Deadly Orland Park Hit-and-Run That Killed Teacher. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Man-Identified-Charged-In-Deadly-Orland-Park-Hit-and-Run-That-Killed-Teacher-565927121.html

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People who are no longer Catholic/ do not want to be Catholic but are, why?
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Nazi party votes vs Catholic population Germany 1932
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Adventuring parties' first tip about what they'll face in Baldur's Gate is how few people want to invest in them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ross_Hollander
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This thread was below a comment about a same sex couple attending a catholic school's Christmas party
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On Scheer same-sex marriage stance, Tory MP accuses parties of 'anti-Catholic bigotry' ctvnews.ca/mobile/politic…
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41 months in prison for walking around shirtless in the people's house. Remember when Trump said "They're not after me, they're after you. I'm just in the way"? This is where we are, pay attention. The DOJ is a politicized weapon of the Democrat party. Do not comply.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/llamapii
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TIL in the 1960's, The Catholic Church in Malta declared that voting for the Labour Party was a mortal sin, and voters were refused absolution, last rites and burial in sacred grounds, and sometimes were refused by employers en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Int…
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The Catholic Church is as bad if not worse than the Nazi Party

Historically the Catholic Church has controlled most of Europe and has been responsible for widespread anti-semitism through the blood libel, the accusation that Jews are responsible for the killing of Jesus, the expulsions and pogroms, and support of Fascism during the 20s.

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Talib Kweli & Kid On Kid 'N' Play, 'House Party,' 2Pac, Martin, Luke Beef, ICP | People's Party Full youtube.com/watch?v=oZXK3…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rauakbar
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I just realized that the stereotype of Catholics are horrible and are viewed just like people have of Islam’s

Everyone thinks is so strict, well I believe but I don’t follow the β€œrules” or at least I don’t like them lol

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On election day, I greeted people who voted for parties that hate people like me cbc.ca/news/canada/first-…
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Is this indicative of the quality of people the Tory Party condone as MP material? Andrew Griffiths guilty of raping his wife.
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The new campaign from the Catholic fundamentalist party Civitas : "Dechristianized French = degenerate country"
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