A list of puns related to "Catholic People's Party"
It was posted her ea few months ago...
[sings]
There are Jews in the world,
There are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...
You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the minute Dad came...
Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Children: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Child: [solo] Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for,
Each sperm that can't be found.
Children: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Mum: [solo] Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Men neighbours: [peering out of toilets]
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
Women neighbours: [on wall]
If a sperm is wasted,
Children: God get quite irate.
Priest: [in church] Every sperm is sacred,
Bride and Groom: Every sperm is good.
Nannies: Every sperm is needed.
Cardinals: [in prams] In your neighbourhood!
Children: Every sperm is useful, Every sperm is fine,
Funeral Cortege: God needs everybody's,
First Mourner: Mine!
Lady Mourner: And mine!
Corpse: And mine!
Nun: [solo] Though the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
Various artefacts in a Roman Catholic Souvenir Shop:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Everybody: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Even more than everybody, including two fire-eaters, a juggler, a
clown at a piano and a stilt-walker riding a bicycle:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
[Everybody cheers (including the fire-eaters, the
juggler, the clown at the piano and the stilt-walker
riding the bicycle). Fireworks go off, a Chinese dragon
... keep reading on reddit β‘(i)Don't assume that this is indigenous people doing it. We have no idea who the actual arsonists are and the authorities have said that its unconfirmed. For all we know it could be just agent provocateurs.
(ii)Don't assume that most indigenous people support this. Many First Nations chiefs have condemned these attacks and have actually offered security to these Churches. Many of the Churches themselves that were burned are indigenous Churches so many of the indigenous communities that attend these parishes have condemned these attacks. Out in Kamloops there was a residential school survivor in their 90s mourning the burning of their Church because they said it was built by their ancestors and they felt it was an attack on their community.
(iii)This is the most obvious but don't assume this helps indigenous communities. To me this actually distracts attention from where the focus should be. The genocide of indigenous peoples by a state policy of the federal government implemented by the Churches of all different denominations.
Justice to me that's actually effective is very simple. Implement all of the calls to action of the Truth and Reconciliation Commission and not just half measures whether it be guaranteed rights to health care, abolition of the doctrine of discovery in our legal codes, overhauling child welfare, compensation packages to residential school survivors, etc. Then implement all the calls to action of the missing and murdered inquiry when it comes to stopping that genocidal phenomenon as well. There are actual effective ways of pursuing justice for indigenous communities that decolonises the genocidal structures built on their backs. This is does nothing and many indigenous leaders have condemned it anyways.
Sorry for the n00b question if it is one and not agreeing with anything unlawful that might have been going on, but I see a lot of the charges that were filed against these people were for possession of hollow-point ammunition. Is that a crime in NJ, or only if you're already in possession of an illegal weapon? I can't see how it is sold everywhere if it's illegal to possess.
I guess it was God's plan to kill her and injure another teacher. No problem, confession will absolve him.
NBC Chicago: Man Identified, Charged In Deadly Orland Park Hit-and-Run That Killed Teacher. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Man-Identified-Charged-In-Deadly-Orland-Park-Hit-and-Run-That-Killed-Teacher-565927121.html
Historically the Catholic Church has controlled most of Europe and has been responsible for widespread anti-semitism through the blood libel, the accusation that Jews are responsible for the killing of Jesus, the expulsions and pogroms, and support of Fascism during the 20s.
Everyone thinks is so strict, well I believe but I donβt follow the βrulesβ or at least I donβt like them lol
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