Why wouldn’t that kid play catch with Santa Claus?

He had Clausthrowphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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"If a kid has to choose between putting on 70 lb worth of pads and getting slammed on the ground or Ultimate where they can just run around and catch a disc, I am worried that they will choose Ultimate"

Direct quote from an Athletic Director at a local High School.

He was reluctant to add another sport because he was afraid it would take away from other sports.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZigZagUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Did anyone catch that Kat is recently single? How long before the kid has his fingers in the pie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redringo69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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TIL you can catch the kid that steals your satchel in saint Denis if u tackle him.

Filler so it won't get taken down hopefully

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asian_Boi__
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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We have a course in Chiang Mai, Thailand with DIY baskets. They catch well and it's great to have a place to play. You can check the course out on UDisc. Here are some local kids that join me when I play. They love it and always ask me if I'll come back again tomorrow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smiling_wolf3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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You know that go fish game some of u mighta played as kids. Not the card game but the one with the hook and the fish in the bowl thing they’d chomp and you’d have to catch them, yeah I’m looking for the song that goes with it and I can’t find it can anyone help?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/motherofklttens
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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You can catch the kid that steals your bag in Saint Denis?!?!?! Today I learned. youtu.be/uQwBqfsZ2VA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LumpusKrampus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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You can catch the kid that steals your bag in Saint Denis?!?!?! Today I learned. youtu.be/uQwBqfsZ2VA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LumpusKrampus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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And that kids, is how you catch a normie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adib_ansr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Guys what's the name of the game where there's one child that runs and catch all the other children, and then it's another kid's turn?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AranCab
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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You have a chance at obtaining a million bucks, the catch is that you must get a blind kid to teach a deaf kid Braille. How do you do it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReallyNotATrap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I don’t feel bad for kids who couldn’t catch a ball in a sports game that flew near them.

You may have seen these clips of balls flying near children during sports games and adults swooping in to pick them up. Most of the time, the child does not catch it and nearly misses them. The adult is obviously more fit for catching a ball compared to a child.

I don’t feel bad if they don’t catch the ball. Hard times create strong people. Children need to learn that they will always never get their way in life and once they are grown up, they have full control over themselves and their offspring. That is how life works.

It’s all about who is first. The child is sadly not physically fit and likely has little knowledge of the history of those playing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeyyeyy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Adults of Reddit, when you were young there might've been TV shows or movies you didn't fully comprehend. If you rewatched any, what did you catch that was definitely not meant for kids to understand?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltraFodder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I loved last night and meeting everyone that was there, didnt catch any of your names but I was the white kid that was next to the guy in the suicidal tendencies hat that went into the mosh pit when they came on, anyways last night was great cant wait to meet you all again and hear some streetlight!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsoftDolphin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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There are so many security videos of people catching kids falling from balconies that there must be way more videos of kids falling without anyone to catch them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheR0ckhammer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Hear about the kid who tryed to catch some fog?

He Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lamshane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I'll put it this way. If a kid just woke up from a coma that spanned since he was 10 to 17 years old, what are the academics/studies he'll need to catch up on in a quick amount of time?

Asking for an imaginary friend.

Like, what are the certain surface-level, basic fundamental topics in subjects he'll have to read through and understand? Especially in Math, Science and English. Imagine passing out a few years into elementary school and waking up just before going to college. What kinds of knowledge could you cram your head into?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tennybelly
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Kid making an impressive catch during a football game gfycat.com/equatorialmell…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PerkyYOLO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Fast way to catch St Denis kid v.redd.it/83f98z0jvn741
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayved22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My kids love this show and every time I hear that catch phrase the 15 year old stoner in me giggles uncontrollably.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gumball_Jones
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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Team Umizoomi: Catch That Shape Bandit - Kids Game youtube.com/attribution_l…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliverKidsCartoon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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doodled some cephalopod kids while catching up on bnha! don’t pay any attention the sweet little veemo’s circle guideline that i absolutely did no t use
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukuleo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why is it that when the county you live in (as well as others around yours) has an active Stay-At-Home order, does my neighbor insist on holding large gatherings? I don't want my kids catching this. Stay. Home.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotATroll1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Went to Gamecon in Tampa yesterday. Happened to catch a picture of a kid asking his parents "What are these things?" Made me feel old AF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeatHTaXx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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As a parent you monitor your kids first steps, and first words, so here is my kids (and cousins) beating their first game! (The second time, naturally I didn't catch it on film the first time, but they wanted to play it again after dinner) v.redd.it/87p7r5uvp4n41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/8BitDad7dc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Sounds more like an old person trying to catch up with the kids.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolsam504
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Parents of reddit, what's one thing you hated that your parents did when you were a kid that you now catch yourself doing to your own children?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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ULPT: Going to a baseball game? Keep an old ball with you so if you catch the ball from the game you have a decoy ball to give to a kid who tries to get it. Not only do you look like a good guy but you get to keep the real ball from the game
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrispy006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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saw these kids were watching us while we played catch, big man jack couldn’t resist trying to make them laugh v.redd.it/1538dcf12dd31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShoTziee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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PSA: Remember, the kid that told you you could catch mew under the truck is probably posting on Reddit as well.

Don't be fooled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comotose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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Please social distance your woke kids away from me. I don’t wanna catch their wokeness.
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You have GOT to be kidding me with this ! The system matches me up with opponents 500+ trophies more than me , that’s fine ! 40+ points more than me , it’s all good ! I understand how crappy it is . But playing out of my mind and still getting long catch shit , that’s fuckery my friend. v.redd.it/tls1i3yo07e41
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Y’all seem interested in β€œVHS with the kids” so here’s a catch up post. We started with one of my favourite movies Stand By Me, then the classic The Warriors which the kids really loved. Escape From New York to follow up on the dystopian theme; now we are up to date for the most part!
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[Highlight] Rondo blows kids mind with one-handed half court catch from AD streamable.com/7mm6y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhhWowzers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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As a kid, I believed that being born was a result of a regular bellyache. The doctor somehow knew that my mom was about to poop me out so he came to my house and put a net in the toilet under her to catch me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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Why is it that when the county you live in (as well as others around yours) have an active Stay-At-Home order, does my neighbor insist on holding large gatherings? I don't want my kids catching this. Stay. Home. This was pretty trashy, but that sub told me to fuck off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotATroll1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Some kids fishing the skyway channel catch a decent sized shark, and then a BIG hammerhead comes and eats their shark. youtu.be/Idiybvi2dOo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bimmerlove101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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How do I fix this? I just tie it and it comes undone whenever I catch for the kid who's throwing like 85-90 mph. Is there no exact way to do this? Should I just double knot it?
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Diary of A Miserable Kid: Greg’s Son - Page 5 (Read last page to catch up, Some pages have been deleted for lack of originality and creativity)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychoTyjo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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As a like kid I was scared of the dentist because of the sharp metal they suck in my mouth. As an adult it's because I don't want to catch HIV wate.com/news/knoxville-d…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noaheltee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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This came as a response to Sick Kids Hospital's Twitter announcement that two patients have COVID-19. I didn't realize that catching one of these weirdos would feel so dirty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rimmy_D
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Keeping your kids off school so they don't catch Coronavirus is invalidated if you allow them to go to The local shopping center with their mates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pencilrain99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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The Get Up Kids - I'll Catch You [1999], I showed it to my girlfriend and she actually liked it! youtu.be/cbSkRu-R0Ks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcolty5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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TIL When studied by the New England Journal of Medicine, kids without coats did not catch colds, viruses, or any other bacteria-related illness by not wearing a coat outside in cold weather patch.com/michigan/westbl…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vannybros
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Some kid probably tried to stay up late on Christmas eve to catch santa but instead had their heart broken after catching their parents instead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edvvvis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Small Change In Reading To Preschoolers Can Help Disadvantaged Kids Catch Up npr.org/sections/health-s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnDalrymple
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