Got my cats nails clipped today...

Really took the edge off

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👤︎ u/Kenithal
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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What's the difference between a cat's nails and a comma?

One are claws at the end of paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

My dad just told me this, btw.

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📅︎ May 18 2017
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I took my cat to the vet today for a nail trim.

I guess you could say she got a peticure.

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📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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👤︎ u/acaldwel
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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I ran over a kitten on the drive home...

Really nailed it, poor thing went flying. My seven year old son says from the passenger seat, "Dad, that was.... CATastrophic."

Felt bad for the cat, but pretty damn proud of my son.

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👤︎ u/Sunstoned1
📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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